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What does /r9k/ think of Anton Lundin Petersson?
>>29782674
Dude was corny, a bozo. Supposedly he said "Luke, I am your father" before commencing the attack, like really nerd?
A real hero and real human bean
He was a worthless idiot, he killed a sandnog who was actually employed and doing something useful. He was too much a pussy bitch to walk into a muslim ghetto and get his handed to him.
tell me about the day it all went to shit anon
tell me about the slippery slope that caused you to fall so hard
tell me about where your despair, depression, suicidal thoughts originated
tell me why you're like this
>the day it all went to shit
When I found r9k
Constant isolation throughout childhood combined with mental disorders
Couldn't put it down to a single day, but moving 5 times before I was 13 fucked me up good.
Stopped valuing social relationships since they would disappear sooner or later, and isolated myself within whatever home I lived in at the time.
Still lost my virginity somehow though.
>diagnosed bipolar2 in 8th grade
>all downhill from there
Ask a richfag that's never even held a girl's hand anything.
>>29782569
Will you pull an Elliot? Please?
>>29782569
How rich are you?
Are we talking millionaire or billionaire?
if you're a nervous person your hand will start to sweat and you'll feel gross. enjoying handholding is normalfag tier.
R9K, who would you save on a sinking boat and in what order, and why?
> Women
> Children
> Men
female children and leave the rest
>>29782497
y tho?
original shit, real custom shit
>>29782483
>Children
>Women
>Men
It's just tradition I guess. I don't know if it really makes sense in the modern world. I don't really care somehow. I'll still physically defend women too (but it's RARELY needed, and the few times I've seen them in fights they seemed about as guilty as the guy). I'm sure I'll be called a white knight betacuck faggot for that. It's probably more moral to go randomly among the men and women I guess. And/or to go by age groups for them too. Save those who will live longer.
>in college, 22 y.o., bretty normal up until college where my life kind of fell apart
>into this one girl
>she's 19, in one of the generals I've gotta knock out before graduating
>know professor, he kind of hooks me up and "randomly" puts us in a study group
Study groups are required to meet a minimum of three times so profbro just basically gave me a few chances at this woman
>flirting at first study group meeting
>seems to be going well, we make plans to meet up on the weekend
> weekend comes, get some food and chill at hers
>>29782459
wow nice fucking blog post
>>29782459
>flirting going well, holy shit I'm having success with a woman
>her hand on my dick during cooked episode 2
Highly recommend it if you've got Netflix
>boner
>she pops my little man out and sucks me off nicely, eventually just licks my balls while I jack off.
>shoulder tap when I'm about to cum, sucks hard on the tip of muh dick
Felt like she pulled the orgasm out of the bottom of my stomach with sheer force of suction brehs
>>29782475
Hold up there's a punchline I just need to provide context
>also in study group- 40 something army vet. He has a ponytail, balding, probably got ptsd or some shit
>notice he's hitting on her too at next meeting She doesn't seem to be shutting him down like I'd expect
>we hang out after meeting as previously agreed upon
>she's a little distant
>whatever. Nothing happens sexually and I coldly take her back to her place.
>return home and there on the couch is her phone
I'll play a video game and do badly and I'll get really fucking upset. People think it's stupid of me to get so worked up over a video game, but they don't get it. They don't fucking get it.
It's not about that particular game that I lost. It's not about being bad at that video game as a whole. It's not about being bad at video games in general.
It's because that loss, just like everything else I try and inevitably fail at, is just another reminder.
A reminder that I'm worthless trash. A reminder that I've never succeeded meaningfully at anything and that I never will. A reminder that I will never be even half decent at anything. A reminder that I'll never be successful, never fall in love, never enjoy life.
It's this conviction, this crushing absolute knowledge that I am human garbage. It stays with me all day, every day, 24/7. It gnaws at me, never lets me forget. Sometimes I can bury it. I can try to ignore it for a while, forget about it for any brief time when I have to be presentable or socially acceptable. I can even have something resembling fun if there's enough pressure on me to appear normal and happy like everyone else. It's always there, of course, even then, but it's on the backburner, a lower priority than whatever I'm focused on.
And a failure of any kind? That just brings it all back, front and center, the only thing in my mind. So no, I'm not upset over video games. I'm upset because losing at a video game just reminded me for the billionth time of how stupid, worthless, and pathetic I am.
I'm upset because I am positive beyond any shadow of a doubt that I am total garbage, and that's just not something a person can cope with.Every day, I pray for death.Every day, God ignores me.
>>29782360
Join the club.
orgnlorgnlorgnl
>>29782360
Your value system seems weak. Study moral philosophy.
same, at this point im thinking im stuck with a life of mediocrity, something that i wont accept
>was about to talk to my friend about how I spilled my beer and had to chug the rest to try to salvage it
>realize we're both 27 and he's married with a career and probably going to have a kid soon
>I'm now the old guy still living like he's in his early 20s
Why? What went so wrong?
>>29782327
You have friends to drink beer with?
>>29782342
They live 3 hours away but I used to visit on the weekends for partying, it's just online these days
>>29782327
You aren't fucking 50 yet OP. You still have time to figure your shit out.
I wish I had some people to talk, specifically women. Pretty depressed because I got no one to talk to and I'm only 18, it shouldn't be that bad
>Pic Related: It's basically what my life has become
>>29782258
what'd you wanna talk about
>>29782294
Just to shoot the shit in all honesty. Maybe about something more abstract. I don't know what I want right now. just feel stuck in a rut.
>>29782258
Go to a language exchange chat and you'll find tonnes of girls who want to speak to you in english. I'm talking to a few Japanese girls at the moment.
Demi-normie lurker here. (kv, rejected twice, 6/10)
I'm aware of the /r9k/ meme - NEET, no sunlight. What I don't understand is the volume of >tfw no gf in this board.
Do you seriously find it difficult to go outside and pose as a chad, or even just as a normie?
You might consider yourself ugly, but do you ever put any serious long-term effort into looking good or getting fit? I don't believe that a robot, who seriously cares about no gf, has never even tried to make a tinder account.
And of course all the greentext stories involve the "y-you too"s and the perceived inability to identify social interactions. But I think you guys underestimate your own abilities. I can carry a conversation with a girl I don't know for at least a few minutes, and I'm pretty fucking autismal, so surely you guys can get like 30 seconds - enough to practice.
I see a bunch of threads where people post images of 10/10s, and now I don't even know if robots are aware that NOBODY'S going to get a gf like that except maybe some lowlife chads. When you get a gf she won't be a supermodel, I hope I don't actually have to tell you that.
I'm really not trying to be confrontational here, I mean I understand if it's hard to get motivation and/or depression prevents progress. Lord knows I understand.
I'm not telling you to be urself, I'm just telling you that it's summer now, and if you go outside you'll see single decent non-stacies who don't necessarily have to be looking for someone in order for things to work out.
(And don't dismiss a girl because you think you're on higher intellectual ground than her, by the way, because it only makes YOU look desperate.)
Anyway, this will probably be saged as normie-tier bait, but maybe someone will find it more motivating than the dozens of threads about suicide and loneliness.
>>29782194
>"Do you seriously find it difficult to go outside and pose as a chad, or even just as a normie?"
yes
>"You might consider yourself ugly, but do you ever put any serious long-term effort into looking good or getting fit?"
yes, some people are fucked and if you can't accept that find a "faces of /r9k/" thread
>"I don't believe that a robot, who seriously cares about no gf, has never even tried to make a tinder account."
there have been multiple threads talking about this, not gonna go into detail
>"so surely you guys can get like 30 seconds"
no. no we can't. don't bring up your own abilities and say "oh everyone else on the planet must be able to perform to my level of expertise
>"When you get a gf she won't be a supermodel"
no, you don't have to tell us that. go tell the weeaboos who obsess over their waifus that those girls don't exist.
>"I'm not telling you to be urself"
you kind of are, anon
>" if you go outside"
haha nice one
>"(And don't dismiss a girl because you think you're on higher intellectual ground than her, by the way, because it only makes YOU look desperate.)"
>thinking any anon on this board would be in a position to reject a girl
>>29782194
>I'm just telling you that it's summer now
it sure is my friend
memes aside i agree with you, most robots are delusional and narcissistic
Yeah, never mind the girl picture threads, they're bullshit. The extreme misogyny is mostly just venting too. Also we have to chase the normies away from this board. Most of them only come here to laugh at the freaks and bait us.
Most robots are unattractive, socially awkward and unemployed or have a shit job, and probably some mental illnesses too, and some other problems. It's the combination of such things that got us out of the gene pool. Many of us truly are the lowest of the low.
>OMG Anon I had such a bad day
>Stacey and Tracey are such bitches
>And like Chad didn't even pay attention to me today
>Like my life is Sooooooooooo hard
>I'm so glad I have "FRIENDS" like you Anon
Why do women do this do they actually think they actually have real problems or are they just mocking us
They think they have problems, when they mock you its more obvious then that. They'll know real problems when the beta uprising comes though.
>>29782166
I don't mind sometimes. Everyone needs to feel valued and like their problems matter and I'm happy to help them with that.
I'm alone because of this. It's a beta way to live.
>>29782195
Damn straight my mechanical brother, what are you doing to prepare for the uprising
Is this common in your country?
>>29782159
is what common ass tattoos or girls being slutty and showing half their ass?
im guessing this tattoo is basically saying nigger lover? do niggers not understand they are being called a spade? kek.
shitty tattoos are pretty common, yes.
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>she reassures you, "the past doesn't matter!"
>she still remembers the taste of Chad's baby batter
>she treats you like a rat
>chad makes her shed that excess fat
>anon you'll find a girl someday, you're such a nice guy
>chad you got cum in my eye
>>29782192
>you bitterly type misogynist posts on 4chan
>Chad fucks her hard like a real man
>>29782147
This one hit me right in the feels.
>tfw my fiance sucked 5 cocks before mine
Hey /r9k/, I've got a bit of a weird problem and I need your help with it.
I've got two girlfriends who don't know about each other. I've been dating both of them on and off for about 4 years, (with a one year gap in between where I actually had a great girlfriend that I loved and lived with and didn't cheat on) with a lot of overlap. Neither one of them ever found out about the other, but there have been close calls.
Now, I don't really feel guilty, because what they don't know can't hurt them, but how do I leave one of these girls? Or both? They're both sort of comfortable for me to have in my back pocket now, you know?
>>29782121
reeee get out normie XDD :P hahaha we are robots here we dont have gf's!! you must be new here that you dont know this my kind sir
*le angry red frog*
>>29782121
FUCKING NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEIn all honesty OP you're a bit of a cockwipe. Come clean to at least one.
>>29782149
What? Is this just baiting me to say leddit?
>normies exist
>robots exist
>>29782099
ONLY STUPID FAGGOTS POST THIS
>>29782099
>I exist
fug
You used to calI me on my ceIIphone
LATE NIGHT WHEN YOU'RE SHITPOSTING
I love Erykah Badu's continuation of that
it's so good
YOU KNOW I LIKE TO BE ERECT AND SING THAT CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING :^)
