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>walking back to my apartment after getting dinner
>some girls driving by me yelled "YOU ARE CUTE!" at me out their window
w-what did they mean by this
were they talking to me
They peobably though you were somebody else
>>29784158
yeah there is no way they got a good look at me right
r-right guys
I mean there's a chance they did though
does this mean I might have a chance with women if I tried
>>29784180
Don't get your hopes up you're just going to hurt yourself
You're stuck being a robot for the rest of your life like the rest of us
I'm an armpit fetishists. Enjoy smelling and fucking armpits. Mostly fucking them until I cum.
Ask me anything.
Why do you think anyone wants to know or gives a shit about what you think?
>>29784116
This
Original comment pls desu
>>29784116
Cause this is r9k baby
If I study anatomy would that make faces, ears, eyes and hands easier to draw?
>pic related my shitty mspaint drawing
>>29784063
Are you Ali?
And yes the hands and face are part of body so anatomy studies will help.
If your are Ali I won't get you those fucking rice cripsies.
>>29784063
I imagine practice would help more than studying a textbook.
>>29784167
I'm Erick but thanks for the advice i'll check out a book tomorrow.
>>29784194
I spent so many hours trying to draw my hand and it always comes out weird
I want to ejculate into this woman's vagina.
>>29784053
>You will never cum inside a woman
>ever
Hipster girls are too qt
>>29784053
i want her to *braapp* on me with my nose up her ass
Does anyone else try to get out of the house and immediately feel a mix of awkward shame and discomfort?
I went grocery shopping earlier today but I can't help looking back thinking I was a total awkward creep unable to fit in
And the thing is that I didn't even do anything weird
>>29783888
Sorry if none of this makes sense I'm really drunk
>>29783888
I know that feel OP, had this my entire life and I am nearly 30.
This feeling has only diminished slightly due to the fact I've been lifting and eating well the last 5 years, but it's still there.
This is why I always stay home. I just feel anxious being anywhere but my own house.
>>29784047
I get so anxious that I can't even leave my house to go to the store which is a short walk away
And r9k says there's no such thing as lonely girls.
I want her to wear those big fuzzy leggings and bleat like a goat while I insert my substandard penis into her semi-dry vagina.
That isn't a girl any more.
There's a big difference between alone and lonely
Taylor Swift confirmed roastie.
how would he even know though
>>29783866
Its all over the Internet now. Have you been living under a rock?
>>29783954
social media is for the worst of plebs
Just it for today, all I did was go to the laundromat and had this experience:
Two "women" sitting on the folding table, ignore me asking them to get off, when I finally need it I TELL them to get off and they tell me to fuck off. Some father calling his kids retards and constantly insulting them the entire time. Some creepy old dude kept staring me down from across the room like I've done something wrong, and some asshole spilled my clothes out all over the floor and stepped on them so I had to wash them again.
That's all I've done today too. It's Sunday, I like to be completely alone at least once a week, I deal with idiots and assholes on a daily basis, and it feels like everyone is EXTREMELY self centered if not entirely. One day I'm just going to snap and go on a killing spree and then keep killing until I'm shot to death.
what a baby
you won't do shit baby
not really though, I'm just fr*ckin pissed
It's not Sunday.
If I can't have at least an 8/10 gf, then I don't want one at all.
sum big tits there anonWomen are shit.
Focus on something more productive.
Absolutely disgusting lack of hips would not walk in the same direction as her
>>29783679
I'm trying to keep my limits in check senpai. At best, the absoute highest I think I could pull with this ugly Asian mug is a 6. Maybe.
>Be me
>Browsing YLYL thread
>prettyfunny.png
>saves several images
>must have saved about 30 images
>I name all of my files before saving them
>31st image, I check where I'm saving these photos
>It's not my meme folder
>it's my /hr/ fap folder
>Mfw I had to go through all of the 300+ images and find the 30 that were memes and move them
>Mfw I spent almost 45 minutes wasting time I could have spend looking at the YLYL thread
>Finish
>Go back to YLYL thread
>404 page not found
>>29783677
Sort by newest created you fucking idiot
>>29783677
sort them by last saved?
>>29783677
>Enjoying a YLYL thread
How's your first day of 4chan going?
>still cant play pokemon go
>>29783603
>snapchat
This nigga needs to shut his fucking mouth.
WOW XD SO RANDOM!!!!! XDDD LOOOOOL!
In fact its so random it belongs on >>>/b/. Sage. Stupid fucking redditors out of all the places you could attention whore you choose to do so on an anonymous forum. Fuck off already.
>>29783621
>Even remembering /b/ exists
No my friend. YOU need to go back to the r word
>that feel when you graduated college with a near 4.0 gpa and you're still not a normiefag
>that feel when finally actually got a job and started supporting yourself and you're still not a normiefag
>that feel when you finally obtained a drivers license after avoiding it for over a decade and have a nice car and you're still not a normiefag
>that feel when you can actually socialize with random people without feeling awkward but you're still not a normiefag
>that feel when you no longer get social anxiety from doing simple things like going to the supermarket but you're still not a normiefag
>that feel when you go out with work acquaintances and get a long with them all but you're still not a normiefag
>that feel when you yearn for the days when you were shut-in and had zero responsibilities and you're still not a normiefag
>that feel when you keep struggling to try and like "normie" activities even though you're trying your hardest to just be normal.
>that feel when you stop distracting yourself with 4chan, video games, anime, bodybuilding, powerlifting, youtube, twitch tv and remember that you're not a normiefag and will never be a normiefag no matter what you do
>that feel when you go to bed at night, every night, without fail, and think about why you can't just be a normiefag like the majority of the population
>tfw you don't even know how to pretend anymore
>that feel when you've stopped feeling self conscious about the fact you're a socially awkward uninteresting person and obnoxiously exist for the sake of annoying other people
>tfw one comment away from going off the hinge and telling normies off for being such fucking brain dead degenerates
You stupid cunt, go die, I don't want to hear about how you want to fuck this other guy, both of you are repulsive and you especially should kill yourself for thinking it's a valid topic to talk about, you're supposed to be acting professional but you're the laziest sack of shit ive ever seen, how did you get promoted, how?!
Oh right you're a female Hispanic, fuck this stupid shit
Do you ever like to just stare at a wall or ceiling?
>>29783514
Yes. When I was younger I would stare at the ceiling until an image would formulate for a second and disappear.
>>29783593
You don't do it anymore? I do the same or try to shift my perspective to see the entire field of view rather than focus on a section. Staring at the corner where all the walls meet until it looks like one flat surface makes me feel out of this world.
I put on some Mongolian ambient and stared at the ceiling. I saw dark figures encompassing me for 30 minutes
I don't expect to get a lot of responses, but I'd like to get this off my chest
>have no friends irl
>manage to make some on an MMO that I've been playing for a few years
>hang out and fuck around in game, have a lot of good times
>suddenly stop caring about the game and quit playing, completely neglect to say goodbye to these friends
>almost a year later, start playing again on a new account
>reach out to friends in game
>turns out it was really fucked up that I didn't say bye when I stopped playing
>they are unhappy but the friendship is probably salvageable
>become extremely embarrassed and regretful, can't even bring myself to log onto the game for a couple weeks
>start playing again but not really sure how to reach out to them
>at this point they probably forget the name I'm using on my new account and are unable (or unwilling) to contact me
>with each day that passes it becomes more difficult to reach out
>I never contact them again
It's now a few weeks later and I've continued playing, using a new name. I have spent time around and even briefly spoken to one of the friends, but he didn't know that it was me. I think I'm fucked. If I reveal my identity to them again they would think it's really fucked up that I've continued playing under a false name, walking right past them and even talking to them without them knowing that it's me. Plus, I've basically done it again. After I reached out to them that first time several weeks ago, I never spoke to them again and once again didn't say bye.
Basically, I'm a really shitty guy who doesn't know how to maintain friendships, even over a video game, and as a result, I am back to being truly friendless.
Don't be such a faggot, it's just a fucking game.
>>29783513
biggernigger pls
>>29783542
That's what I thought. But when they made a big deal about me just suddenly disappearing, it really got to me. I can't get over it. I realized that the game may just be a game, but these guys were legit friends, the only ones I had.
bout to get baked and get some McDonald's. dubs decides what I order.
a parfait
only a parfait
>>29783475
Five mcflurries and a 20pc mcnugger
Don't over order, they will make your food shitty.
