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>tfw you wank to ERP's or slightly cute posts
What level of cuck is this
wanting to be the girl: death con 1
>>29782656
>What level of cuck is this
About 3-4 on the UBS (Universal Burch Scale)
> ERP's
Define please, too lazy to Google
> Slightly cute posts
I don't even know how to respond to someone masturbating to these. Give examples?
How do you say "Do i know you?" in filipino?
Kill yourself pinoys are subhuman
>currently trying to get with a pinay girl from pof
>>29782438
filipino people are the nicest people i've ever encountered
>>29782476
>>29782498
thats great...
now please translate what i just posted
What would Hitler be considered if he ever came on /r9k/?
Robot, Cyborg, Normie, Failed Normie, Chad or something completely different?
Failed Normie, obviously
Original comment
uh Chad duh
what exactly does Cyborg entail?
I've been dabbling in Buddhism lately, and it seems like it's actually the most logical religion (if you can even call it a religion).
I mean, the Buddha realized that life is suffering, and all robots can attest to that as the truth.
Buddhism is an incredibly toxic religion in a lot of ways. It encourages disengagement and a lack of criticality.
>>29781725
>Atheism is incredibly toxic in a lot of ways. It encourages disengagement and a lack of criticality.
>Video games are incredibly toxic in a lot of ways. It encourages disengagement and a lack of criticality.
>Social media is incredibly toxic in a lot of ways. It encourages disengagement and a lack of criticality.
I hope in time that you realize what an idiot you've been, or that you're just a troll which is more likely. Also,
>criticality
>mfw
>>29781706
OP, I would highly recommend some Joseph Campbell literature to you, especially his book, The Hero with a Thousand Faces, which was my introduction to Buddhism. Joseph Campbell saved my life with his writings and insights.
>>29781725
>disengagement
In a sense, yeah.
Thing is, here in the west we are married to a notion of black and white, and shades of gray. Most people in the west stick tho this vision, and see Buddhism through this lens.
Plus there are a lot of different buddhist schools out there. Da Mo went to the temple at Xiao Lin and saw the monks stiff from just sitting there and they'd just die without ever making any progress. So he taught them the ways of Ch'an.
The marriage of Buddism and Dao that spawned the Ch'an philosophy is a happy one, for buddhism had a lot going in it but it had a very indian perspective to it still.
Anyway, as stated in the Dao De Jing: Wei wu wei: do without doing. This is a good example of the essence of the doctrine.
You don't detach yourself from the world, you just don't stress over it. That's a very very simplified way to see it, but I'm just trying to make a point: it's not about detachment.
>lack of criticality
[citation needed]
If anything, it encourages to be more critical with yourself regarding every action.
Fuck you g-guys anyways.
FOLLOW THE BYLAWS AND NOTHING BAD WILL EVER HAPPEN
>>29783260
I follow them just not one. Didn't even hear my story, assumed I am a normie.
>Even an outcast among other spergs.
>>29783260
what's the room
>haha, what music are you listening to, anon?
>>29781458
>"u-uhm I don't know haha, i guess its like jazz or something lol"
Only the very best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peXHWJ9Wr1c
Peter Sotos - Buyer's Market
>just had the "traps aren't gay talk" with parents
>they got confused so I had to explain what trap meant
>mum looks visibly disgusted after I use the phrase young crossdressers
>try and explain the idea of how all men find cock appealing
>dad has none of it and keeps encouraging me to just accept that I'm gay
>mum stays silent the entire time
>dad asks me if I'd suck a dick
>say I wouldn't suck a normal guy's dick
>asks me if I'd suck a tranny's dick
>say it's not gay if she's feminine looking
>insists I'm gay and tries to comfort me
>mum still dead silent
>get up and go to my bedroom
>>29781400
They are right, you know.
Liking dick in any way = gay
You're just a gay man who likes transsexual man.
>>29781400
Why even bring it up you fucking faggot. As if you'll ever want to be in a relationship with a trap, they get fucking disgusting as they age. By 80 it's literally a balding old man with tits get your life on track you disgusting fuck
>>29781467
My mum walked in on me watching shemale porn
Who's your favorite rapper /r9k/
>>29781346
Living off borrowed time, the clock tick faster
motherfucker jones
>>29781346
No one. I don't listen to nigger shit.
I'm calling out from ratland
I'm calling out from ratman's world
If you wanna be free you better listen to me
You got to learn how to see in your fantasy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A32F_itVaxU
>>29781342
hello rato xD
>>29781342
Hello rat
Ijhvgg
hello rato
i'm not bald yet
Try to come up with the most original post that hasn't been used yet.
I want my gf to get blacked
I like to spend time with my girlfriend on the weekends.
I want to kill myself more with each passing day
Hey /r9k/, ask a therapist anything. Questions about life, relationships, advice whatever.
Why won't the suicidal thoughts go away?
>>29781123
How do I find a qt therapist gf?
>>29781123
What personality type am I?
What the fuck is wrong with people.
Transgenderism is a FUCKING MENTAL ILLNESS!!!
It doesn't have the potential to harm society so it's technically not a mental disorder.
>>29781009
And we treat people with mental illnesses.
>>29781009
>There's millions of completely deranged drug addicts roaming the streets, shitting, pissing, stealing, robbing and killing people.
>But MUH MENTAL ILLNESS TRANNIES
Are Muslim girls pure?
She looks like a huge slut.
all women are whores anon
not original shocking
>>29780856
I'd imagine they have no choice, since their men are too busy raping non-muslim women.
Are there any girls who fetishize male virgins like guys do female virgins, or do they all want experienced Chads?
Note I am talking about women who are SEXUALLY AROUSED by virgins, not religious girls or whatever.
>>29780813
I doubt it, anon.
There might be a few fucking weirdos since this is robot territory, but, the chances you'll ever meet one are slim.
>>29780813
If you're cute, sure, many girls would have fun with it. But then again you probably wouldn't be a virgin if it were the case.
>>29780813
One of my mom's friends was this old roastie who wanted to take my virginity and kept trying to get my attention, she looked like even worse looking Cloris Leechman, I felt uncomfortable when she tried to flirt with me.
>have to go outside to play Pokemon Go
What the FUCK... why...
>>29780528
Who the fuck would play that shit you'll look like an idiot I'm tellin ya!
>>29780528
explain? why do you have to go outside?
>>29780616
To encounter pokemon. Also pokemon types are tied to geographic regions.
