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I've noticed that my hair is kinda thining on the front and I figured now It's the time to prevent my hair loss.
I already know about minoxidl and finosteride, I've already ordered a pack of minoxidil, but my question is If that is good enough to work.
Any success storys robots? Preferably with minoxidil.
get better genes lol
>>29787189
There's nothing you can do, don't pay for meme solutions. Embrace it and keep it real short when it starts going as bad as pic
>>29787189
Masturbating causes DHT to build up in your scalp and thins the hair follicles.
It causes dandruff too so if youve been fapping alot and have dandruff, just take 4 days off lustful thoughts/porn and suddenly your scalp and hair will return to health.
>faggots here dont want to believe this because theyre addicted to self destruction via instant gratification
>28
>all the girls i used to fuck are engaged/married
do grls get married earlier than guys? i think they do cause they go for older guys
They've got to get married before they hit their expiration date, which is right around 28-30.
don't worry anon, they will get divorced in a few years after shitting out a kid or two, then they'll be looking for providers
>>29787296
You spend too much time on the Internet pal
>Be today
>See oneitis walking in front of me
>She smile at me
>I smile back
THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF LIFE
Cool, now go talk to her
She's just hoping to be spared when you shoot up the school.
>>29787153
Then she goes back to her dorm room, has her hands tied behind her back and sucks her boyfriend and his three football buddies until they are spraying their semen over her face and taking pictures of her while she fingers herself and eyes up the chad behind her boyfriend who she's been meaning to fuck one on one for some time.
Do women hate you as much as you hate them? I'm a socially reclusive virgin but my relations with women have mostly been cordial. Have you been terribly wronged by women?
>>29787152
>Have you been terribly wronged by women?
I have. Numerous times.
It doesn't take much for a woman to hate you, but it certainly doesn't take much for me to hate them now either.
Women regularly laugh at me when I pass them in public. I have trouble going outside because of it.
they hate me,i dont hate them just becuz i call them sluts
Who else here /volatilehobbies/?
>from age of 13 to 17
>my first and only interest is music, there's nothing else, spend all my money on CDs and bootlegs and music shit
>turn 18, music is now shit, movies are the only thing
>22-25, it's TV shows, movies are shit
>26-28, it's books, TV shows are boring
>29-31, it's vidya, books are for losers
>32-33, it's comics, vidya are lame
now I'm about to turn 34 and I already lost interest in comics. What the fuck should I do now?
>inb4: get social
"no"
>>29787097
Let me give you some advice. I don't know if you need it but I'm going to give it to you anyway. Commit suicide.
>>29787097
Cooking and photography maaaaaan.
jesus christ you're hobbies get more and more autistic as you age. time to start metal defecating.
>tfw no omurice bf
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rectal_prolapse
>>29787087
Thanks, Doc.
eggs and rice
>>29787331
who are you to judge his anus?
I like to walk around town and look at people and try to guess when they last had sex.
Is that weird?
>>29787071
Depends entirely on your gender
>>29787071
So can you detect people who have NEVER had sex?
>>29787100
Virgin walk is easy to spot.
Well, I just read somewhere that when you don't make love for a really long time it leads to erectile dysfunction.
Isn't it astonishing? That the majority of us don't have any privilege, any goods that normies have, and we get fucked even more by nature?
Imagine that you get lucky one day, you get to fuck a girl but can't even get it hard because of your robot past.
Life is a neverending nightmare.
Alternatively, is there a natural way to prevent your testosterone levels from plummeting?
>>29787061
Yeah. You have to work out and not jack off 30 times a day
>>29787076
lifting augments your testo levels? Even if you started lifting like a year ago?
It's amazing how am I still living in denial, I still have the secret hope of fucking a cute girl but It won't happen, so I should just give up and let it go.
>>29787061
look at this retard. your body can't tell the difference when you have sex or jerk off lmao kill yourself my man
It can't take it any more anons.
I'm not even thirty yet but my memory is filled with holes. Not as in 'gosh, where'd I leave my keys?' but forgetting entire days, if I had eaten already, what my cat's name is them, etc.
Sometimes I think I remember something, but then I realise it was a dream, but they bleed over into each other.
Make it stop anons, make it stop
Should've put the bottle down more often
>>29787037
Are you depressed and/or do you drink to excess frequently? My memory has become the same and I would like to know why. I've had periods of psychosis though, you?
I know this feel.
12321
I'm an attractive woman. Why do all guys just want to have sex with me? It's bad enough already that women are jealous of me.
I don't need a boyfriend. I want good friends, that's all.
Shit b8.
Originalloooooooo
>>29786991
what if i unironically and seriously offer to give my all at being an actual friend to you
but i want sex or some fake/preferably real affection to give me incentive to wake up in the morning
help me help you
I wish I had condoms to cum into.
I'm sick of sleeping in greasy sheets.
>haven't masturbated in 2 weeks
>feel good
The last time I went that long I ended up saying "Senpai" out loud while watching Megyn Jelly with my dad
She kept gazing deep into my soul
>>29787154
Yeah, I can't watch Megyn without wearing reflective aviators
>>29786896
protip how to stand more than week
I fucking hate touching or getting touched by people.
All I can do is handshake and mom hug, I break out in sweat when someone tries to initiate some highfive combo bullshit or "bro hug" sometimes I literally just ignore them and walk away to avoid the pressure, no matter how much of a sperg/asshole it makes me look like.
When and where do people learn to do this bullshit? Why does it come so easily for other people? I didn't even get molested or anything, I grew up like everyone else as far as I know.
RepIy
I hate being touched, too, but it's more of a recent thing (the past several years). I can only handle hugs from my grandmother and father and handshakes from my grandfather. It just feels wrong, from anyone else.
>>29786881
This is called autism anon. And genuine autism, not meme autism.
>Be Asian
>White people make this face when I walk by
Why?
it's when we don't wanna make an impression on you and basically wanna avoid you.
but hey, at least it's not hostile and just humble.
> Be White
> Asian people make this face when I walk by
Why?
>>29786858
Are you a qt asian OP
Wanted a way to get that calm/relaxed feeling, I know codeine can do that. But the only source of that I have is Codapane Forte. (They are pain tablets). But the thing is it has paracetamol (500mg) as well as the codeine phosphate (30mg). Is there a way to get recreational with this stuff? I heard paracetamol can be super bad for you in large doses and cause gut aches I believe. Anyone had any experiences with this?
Not sure was hoping someone had the same idea as well bro
>>29786857
You should try dxm. Dextromethorphan. Its in cough syrup.
>>29786993
I was going to write you a guide on how to separate parcetamol and codeine but since you're underage b& I'd prefer it if you just overdosed on paracetamol and died.
>your only friends are ignoring you again
>they'd rather spend their time with their other friends than with you
>no one even replies to your thread
Am I that unlikable?
>>29786835
How do you know they are ignoring you and not just busy?
>>29786995
It's because you have friends you normalshit. You literally came to the one place on the internet where people have exactly 0 friends and rubbed your friendship in their face by complaining about it.
