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>stay up to 5am studying japanese (I want to understand mom/son JAV to make sure it's actually incest porn)
>get hungry and decide to go get some mcdonalds breakfast from the 24/7 allday breakfast one down the road
>inside are a glarge group of intimidating aboriginies people
>when I go in they tell me to come over
>make me sit next to one of their girls
>the girl feels me up and rubs my thigh
>eat my meal with these nice aboriginies
>the girl gives me a handy jay in a bathroom stall on a dare
>end up having sex with her raw and cumming on her ass
>this is entirely 100% true even though it sounds too bizzare to be true
>I lost my virginity to a drunk aboriginie girl on a dare after going for breakfast at mcdonalds at 5am
>tfw life is full of surprises and there's hope for all of us
It gets better lads. Best day of my life.
>>29790902
>aboriginal girl
Did she look like a gorilla or was she mixed?
>>29791042
She looked really black so I don't know if she was mixed but she wasn't ugly. If she was wide she'd probably be a 8/10.
Was she ugly?
Did she have nice nails?
Did her cunny stink?
How old was she (roughly, at least)?
Was she retarded? I've never met an abo.
Did she give you an STD?
>tfw your parents refuse to go anywhere other than Cracker Barrel or Bob Evans to eat
>>29790842
What the fuck is Bob Evans?
>>29790842
Cracker barrel is good for the country fried steak and potatoes.
Oh god you're that type of white people
>speaking in front of class
>sweaty hands
>shaky legs
>breaking voice
>she is too polite too laugh at me
>>29790803
get sum beta blockers faggot
>speaking in front of class
>sweaty hands
>shaky legs
>breaking voice
>noone shows up the next time
>>29790803
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmGEsTPrhwY
Literally, you losers.
>have an urge to play games
>as soon as I start playing I feel like a piece of shit for wasting my time and quit
>used to spend 8 hours playing games not long ago
>horny af
>try jacking off to porn
>I rage quit in the middle of it because I feel envy on the guy
>3 weeks of no fap now,not because of the reddit meme , but because I can't do it anymore without feeling like a shit
>try to watch some anime or TV shows
>can't even watch a full episode because everything seems so boring
What exactly happened to me?
I used to enjoy living the robot life.
All I can think about now is that I am a loser and no one loves me
I would appreciate some advice.
>>29790800
At this point in time killing yourself is the only way to relief this pain. Do it my fellow robot...do it...
>>29790800
That's just how it goes man. Escapism will only hold its appeal for so long before the knowledge of your mortality sets in and you realize you've done nothing with your life up until now while the people you grew up with are in careers and marriages and having children.
>>29790800
I have the same problem. Bump for interest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouiN-uxglv0
>Have gf
>Not a virgin
>Go to gym, buff for somebody who does not use steroids
>Applied to university, probably will get a budget(free) seat
>Not moderately depressed or anxious
>No moderate physical deformities, good-looking
>Despite all this still deeply feel like a robot in my heart
Is anybody else here feeling like a robot despite not being a robot by every definition?
>Have gf
>Not virgin
>Have loving family
>No significant mental illnesses
>8/10 facial aesthetics
>6'1" , athletic
>7" cock with 6" girth
>in medical school
>have a good amount of friends
Yeah. I'm just terribly introverted
>>29790789
Oreganonononun
>>29790789
How this place has fallen
Tell me what you want to achieve. Tell me your dream.
I want to be a famous rapper.
I want a comfortable, easy life with no anxiety.
>>29790763
I want to die without inflicting pain to others. Being an asocial asshole just isn't cutting it.
I wanna be some kind of crime lord.
I know it sounds retarded, but I always wanted to be some kind of gang leader, on a very high scale type, so that I can walk around with goons and shit, and fuck people up if they bother me. Just order my goons to kill someone or beat them up to send a message. That way I'd be rich as fuck, be hanging around in cool ass cities like Vegas, Kingston, Rio de Janeiro, Tokyo in good ass hotels, drinking cognac and walking with shit tons of guns.
But on a more realistic level, somehow similar to you, I want to be a famous electronic producer. A cool one like Aphex Twin, not some fuckface like David Guetta. Which actually could help with my previous goal either way, wouldn't it? Being rich and famous for making music you can also start a crime empire to get even more insanely rich and famous.
The seem to become more and more common among girls here. I was wondering if there are any femanons here who have one of those who can shed light on the reasons why girls get them.
They look awful and make girls look like cows, those things with the metal balls at the end(pic related) are especially disgusting, looks like girl has snot hanging out of her nose.
Do these girls actually think that stuff aesthetically pleasing. Is it to show that they belong to some sub culture? Peer pressure? To signal sexual availability?
Male here. They are revolting and girls get them to be special snowflakes just like all the other identical snowflakes
>>29790756
I kinda like them. Makes them look like cock hungry, aggressive bulls that will bitchify you
>>29790772
This.
oreganorigino
Would you say that this is an appropriate picture for Facebook?
She thinks it is
Why would I be opposed to girls posting revealing pictures that I can see?
>>29790725
There is no such thing as an inappropriate picture for Facebook. Its entire purpose is attention whoring. Your status on Facebook is measured by how much attention you receive for vainly posting about your life
It's appropriate in her eyes because it will get 400 likes.
No. Dump her
>>29790762
this
Post your favourite fruit
pear master race here
>>29790716
Melon nolem
Cherry desu
PEEEEEAAACCCHHHH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Pq-S557XQU
You were born too eary for perfect communism, where noone has to work, and we can get anything through robots and 3d printers, and we have enough entertainment already for anyones lives.
>>29790687
>wanting to live a hollow life with no accomplishments vainly filled with hedonism and escapism
communists deserve death
>>29790687
>tfw no utopian communism where everyone creates and works not out of monetary gain, but out of enjoyment and the feeling of accomplishment
>tfw have to live in capitalist society where everything is commodified and people have more interest in money than creativity and where people's value is measured by their contributions to the shitty system
>>29790687
>communism requires constant mass brainwashing and conformity to work
>communists think they will be substantial enough people to enjoy their "freedoms" when all they can consume and create is propaganda
lol this horseshit would be fuckin hilarious if it hadn't killed millions and millions of people!
Guess first name of poster above you. Last name too if you're brave.
mohammed lee
>>29790890
Nice try Christopher.
>>29790992
Rob
namebl0x
What's the appeal of being tied up and fucked senseless for women?
I wish I could be a slut but im too insecure
What the appeal of seizing a woman and violently injecting your DNA inside her as a man?
>>29790650
It's about him having control, knowing he's a man who can take charge
>tfw futa Mistress finds the foreskin golem factory
>Papa John found the buggery barge
>house matron found the shit syrup
>>29790649
I like your post, it genuinely made me laugh.
>she wants you to believe "the past doesn't matter"
>she remembers the taste of Chad's baby matter
How will you get a virgin? Most girls aren't even virgins at 18.
I think "baby batter" would of been better desu
>>29790617
Fuck off. These spammy threads are reaponsible for the decline of r9k
I'll literally say whatever you people ask.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s185dvDb5kew
>>29790611
can you rhythmically repeat the word MAFIA about 15 times?
>>29790634
what do you mean by 'rhythmically'? like, sing it?
>>29790642
no, just creating a rhythm with it
