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>he's a virgin
How the fuck is there hope for any of us then?
>>29806377
>he
Alexander literally needs to take pills to have the same amount of testosterone as the average female.
just go to a bar and get some girl drunk bro its not that hard
>>29806377
Have you tried being yourself yet?
Why I have no gf
Please any gf will do
Why I have no gf
while some guys have two
i have 70 gfs lol
its so rad
>>29806358
Probably because you are fat and unattractive.
More reasons than that obviously, but I'm sure those are fairly major factors.
>>29806389
that's hatespeech
>Grandma found the jizz spittoon
>>29806338
>Wife's son found the crusty fap boxers
>redditor found r9k
>>29806449
>Shitposter found a thread to shitpost in
What is the final solution to the white problem? For too long they have oppressed people of color and now the time for vengeance has come.
>>29806335
let's just kill all niggers to stop racism
>>29806341
This tbqh
I never understood why Americans are not willing to solve the problem this way. You sure don't have a problem doing this in other countries, right?
>>29806335
Kek protects the white race.
Shit skins will be culled soon.
Like, men are so useless? You know? Like, we've been slaving away for literally trillions of years inventing new technologies and performing science experiments to learn more about the world while men just lay about spreading their legs and getting their sustenance by trading their fuck holes and womb for it instead of putting effort into life.
>be sitting around
>not really doing anything
>go to online dating site
>girl isn't the most beautiful thing I ever seen
>wants a guy that doesn't have my qualities
FUCKING WHORE DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA SOME GUY WITH A PENIS DID STUFF YEARS AGO AND YOU;RE TOO FUCKING GOOD FOR ME FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>29806384
>go to online dating site
No. Just no. We don't go there. This is really a world of hurt for us...
>be sitting around
>not really doing anything
>be woman
>repeat myself
Do white peopIe have souIs?
no i am the devil
welcome to hell
bitch boi lol
The are the greatest of souls, of the light, it shines though their soul, spirit, mind and skin.
nigger teh devil
They honestly don't. Just look at all the white trash in the Midwest. I feel there is truly something wrong with most white people.
Hi, i don't want to live anymore. I lost my job, my best friend died and i lost my home, all in the span of a month. I'm terrified of the world and i dont want to be outside and i feel like a waste of a human for being so worthless and living with my parents. I cant work, i cant even move sometimes because I'm so scared. I just want to die but I'm too scared.
The worst part is how bored i am. I'm so tired of knowing. I know that i will eat. Or drink. Or sleep. I know what i will watch, i know where i will be. There's no surprise, there's nothing new. I will never improve in life professionally enough to get out from under all of the debts and shit i have to escape the basic monotony of life. Nothing is worth living for.
>>29806241
Those are some awful feels, I'm sorry man.
So basically, you are bored because you know what will happen, but you are afraid of doing the only thing that could give you what you want (acting) because you don't know/are scared of what will happen.
Women are way more beautiful when dead
Chocolate Rambo, is that you, desu?
fake and gay
u suck
u are a very sweet anon
tfw when being a pokemon trainer is actually hard work
tfw my legs are killing me
I got assaulted today when I jogged across the road checking out the nearest pokestop and a car came out of nowhere and slammed the brakes in front of me, then chad got out and chased me down, pushed me hard and told me me to watch where i was going, then went back to his car. Is this what going outside is like?
The trick is to already be a wageslave and whip out your phone while your pushing trolleys through the parking lot anyway.
>>29806254
>exercising
there's the issue, niggaroni
Escapism is wrong, robots. You should to face your problems and overcome them. Anything less is just pathetic.
>>29806201
what if you dont understand your problem?
its inevitable.
my entire existence is escapism
my entire existence is a problem
tell me something i don't know
I do both, like everyone on the planet does.
>4 race war threads
is it really happening?
>>29806157
I live under a rock, tell me about this war
>>29806170
Child molester who didn't register as a sex offender was selling CDs and they had a warrant for his arrest, police came over to him and he was uncooperative so they tackled him, he then reached for an illegal weapon in his pocket and then the officers shot him.
tl;dr a 2nd Ferguson.
>>29806207
Also the 11 cops very recently killed by snip- peaceful protesters
Is this guy a robot?
He wrote a manifesto.
is that the dad from thats so raven
>>29806125
I'm sorry I don't listen to Miley Cyrus?
>>29806102
>3 GFs
>robot
>walking back to my apartment after getting dinner yesterday
>some girls driving by me yelled "YOU ARE CUTE!" at me out their window
so I guess I am basically the cutest boy here then
>>29806086
dude owned
>>29806106
>dude owned
what is a proper response to this
ok great thread
goodnight guys
- cute boy
What would happen to the world if all black people disappeared tomorrow?
>>29806036
Its better to be bombed to hell and back than to have niggers move in
Planes would drop out of the sky unsupervised industry would start unstoppable fires across Africa.
Stock market would probably crash because of the deficit of labor caused by a billion people disappearing.
Rap music would be terrible.
>it's an Americans pretend they are the only people who exist episode
>"grrrrrr roasties get out!!!!!"
>"why dont i have a gf wtf"
>I've worked so hard all my life and done everything humanely possible to try to get a gf
>well I've never asked a girl out because she would reject me
roasties really oughtta get out
>>29805955
ok go then
