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I am trying to stop masturbating so much but even the slightest shit pushes me over the edge, anyone else always feel horny, how do you deal with it, Im going crazy here it feels like its been ages since I fapped even tho it hasnt
Another fap
>>29809265
no I need to stop for a while my head is kind of getting soar from all the wanking if anything the thing that sets me off the most is every 3rd thread being filled with lewd exchanges between anons
Because your brain is screwed up from all the porn and you have no self control
You can't have happiness without sadness, if noone was sad noone would know what happy was and everybody would be nothing. Not everyone gets to be hapoy, it sucks for us but thats how it is. Atleast we are not starving or being swamped by bugs (even though it may feel similar at times). Know that for our entire lives lived in misery, there is someone out there who never knew true sadness. Know that for every day you want to die, someone out there thanks the universe for letting them live. For every lerson that kills themself, there is someone who completely reforms their life or by some miracle survives a tragedy. Know that by you not finding that special someone, youre letting that someone find someone better. For every life lived alone without any affection, for every life that someone dies a KV, there is someone who found the love of their life in grade school and lives happily ever after with them.
Knkw that we have a place robots, it may not be beneficial to us, but the little happiness that some of us do have would not be there if we werent ever sad.
>>29809201
tfw i dont even care anymore
>>29809201
Read the four noble truths op
>this sort of logic
come on ye fags
http://pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=5
These are always really not amusing, but okay.
>>29809225
they sometimes are. kinda of. come on in.
>>29809245
Plebs ruin these games.Anything really crass or outrageous, or anything mentioning Hitler always wins with people with no sense of subtlety. Cleverness is ignored in favour of "shock". I'm playing anyway, but I'm not happy about it.
nova scotia woman loses thousanda in romance scam
She found the profile of her dreams on the popular dating site Plenty of Fish. It described a rich CEO of an oil and gas company based in Manchester, England.
"I sent him a message, told him I liked his profile and I told him I was older than him, so I said 'maybe you don't want to contact me' and he wrote back in a couple of days," said McLean Simmons.
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP!!!!
>>29809132
I liked the one about the single mother that got an automatic child support payment of 2 million from the bank and she spent it thinking it was from her ex husband and turns out it was money she was stealing from the bank
>>29809182
How the fuck can you even spend that type of money? What could you possibly need in your life to spendt millions?
>>29809182
>get money transferred to your account
>you stole it
???
Who can't even get a boner lately here?
I don't smoke or drink, I'm not fat, not even on pills, but lately lost all my sexual libido. Hardly forcing half boner once a week and cuming after 5 min. Wtf is this? I don't want to visit a doctor.
>>29809067
We don't have sex. Our bodies aren't going to exert energy and support systems that don't get used. If you don't use it you lose it. It doesn't matter,its not as if we were going to have sex with women anytime soon.
>>29809112
But masturbation is for tricking your brain into believing that you are having sex. So why doesn't it count?
What to do What to do
Oh heartbreak
Fellow """normalfags""", let's trigger robots by posting pics of our gfs.
>>29809065
>"""normalfags"""
guess who's triggered?
She's such a little dork
>>29809096
>guess who's triggered?
You're just jeallous.
>anon you are always so quiet!
>>29809032
I love lefty's teeth. sharp cuspid teeth are sexy as fuark
>*insecure eyes*
>>29809032
>I'M NOT SHY STOP USING THAT WORD
>Be me
>Be 17 back then
>In Poland
>Be in restaurant with family and friends to the family
>Just sitting there "existing"
>Our waitress is a solid 9/10
>Want to say something witty and make her laugh
>we're all done eating
>Waitress come up
>"You all finish" (Her english wasnt the best)
>"N-no we're Sw-Swedish haha..."
>She chuckles (Yeeeees!!!)
>My brother screams at me and tells the waitress he's sorry and that I have a condition
>Her smile disapppears and says that's okay
God I hate my Chad Brother
>>29809008
That was pretty good desu
>>29809008
Why would your brother say that?
It was funny.
>>29809008
sounds like your brother is a dick
How can I make my ass less girly?
DO NOT DO THAT DESUNE
>>29809001
Here we go
fucking original text
work on your posture, tilt your hips forward
>order something online
>choose to pay by bank transfer instead of credit card because they charge less fees
>no estimated delivery date
>"you will receive the bill along with your order per post"
Why do they do this
I am now basically in debt and I don't even know when I'll get to pay it
I'm actually incredibly unsettled right now, does anyone else know this feeling or is it just my autism?
Definitely autism, just cancel the order nigga
Its your autism tingling.
Isn't Bank Transfer just an eCheque, though?
Who /so comfy that lost track of time/ here? I honestly though it was tuesday. This is timeless bliss wagecucks will never experience.
>thought today was wednesday
wagies will never know this feel
Wagies will never see the light
As long as others are willing to work so I have my NEETbux...
I pity NEETs, being such social rejects they don't want to be challenged on a daily basis, just feel 'comfy', nothing more pathetic that a man with a weak will
A question to the cucks who date/settle down with/marry non virgin """"women""""
How do you decide how many partners is too many? Once she's broken the seal and used goods, why does it matter? What's the difference if 5 or 200 guys fucked her? You're still settling for pre-owned. What arbitrary criteria do you use to justify your choice?
>w-well at least she only fucked 4 guys
>>29808903
>What's the difference if 5 or 200 guys fucked her?
What's the difference if a car drove 20 miles or 2000000000 miles, it's all the same right?
You'd turn her down just because she's used?
>>29808903
Because at my age 99% of girls have fucked someone and I don't have the luxury of being that picky.
what do you think of septum/medusa piercings?
>>29808861
Extremely ugly and off putting
Good way to look like a gutter slut
>>29808997
both piercings?
>>29809062
Can be cute?
Join a loser and share some tunes.
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/fuk-m3-up-senpai
pic is how i view the world right now!
>>29808840
harshorginal4ever
ok well this is boring
original cock required
What's your opinion on sloppy seconds?
>>29808838
As long as you aren't too far down the list.
i wish we could somehow get a camera in there to watch the epic battle between two different guys sperm. trillions of sperm fighting each other. world war sperm
>>29808838
Why would I want to do anything with a vagina?
