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Check this out robots, its probably the best thing i've seen on 4chan. This guy created an entire world in a video game, its amazing.
>>29811749
http://boabygillanders.tumblr.com/
This guy created a world from jenga blocks with a history and sheet. I was on his thread a couple days ago, no pics though.
>>29811749
I don't understand, is he just playing however many different characters and switching between windows to talk to himself?
>>29811830
I saw that thread too, he had a load of notebooks filled with hand written lore on all the factions and tribes and shit
>a fucking woman will be the next Prime Minister
I hope you're proud of yourselves, fucking Brexit retards.
>>29811747
We had Thatcher.
Anyone that hates her is a salty libtard.
Both are white devout Christians.
And one opposes gay marriage.
>>29811890
A lot of the working class hate her because she fucked over a load of jobs though.
>sister diagnosed with melanoma
>pretty much a death sentence
>tfw no other siblings to split parents money with when they die
Who /lucky/ here?
be there for her in her last days. you won't get another sister so appreciate it while it lasts.
>>29811713
karmas a bitch you'll probably get hit by a car anyway
but you gonna be forced to pay for the funeral
How do you handle boogers?
I use booger napkin which I replace every couple days.
>>29811701
i eat them
I use the carpet as a booger napkin
>>29811701
I looked at this image and thought it was stupid and gross.
But then I remembered the bottom of my desk is littered with this shit in the same manner.
What the fuck am I supposed to with it?
Can someone be my suicide partner please? Anyone live in US?
>>29811690
If you lived in the UK I'd be 100% up for it
Sorry dude, I'm in Canada.
Also, don't kill yourself.
>>29811690
Shame your not in the UK
How you thinking of doing it?
What's the one thing that makes you the most depressed?
Looking in the mirror and seeing a fat fuck.
>>29811668
consciousness, the mere act of being aware of this world.
>>29811668
That I'm intelligent enough to be a typical wageslave with a fat wife but /r9k/ made me too cynical to enjoy the normie life.
Can somebody explain me what is this normie shit all about? It is all over the news
>>29811665
I'm using it as an excuse to excersize so I actually get off my ass for once in my life.
It also resulted in a really nice night walk last night.
Its a new pokemon game that uses your phone and you have to actually get up off your has and go around your town to "hot spots" to come across pokemon.
>>29811665
The people who like this shit are the same people who like star wars and marvel movies
Anyone who uses it as an excuse to exercise is a retard, stop being fat and looking at your little screen in the first place, the world is such a cool place at night time when nobody is around, look around you
>tfw binged on my monthly Ritalin prescription in two weeks
I feel like shit now
Feeling like shit general
>Woohoo! Took twice as normal! I'm fucking tweaking so hard, man!
Fuck yeah another pic to my collection
>>29811676
r u aware ritalin is amphetamines? amphetamine abuse is no joke
>"Wow anon, I can't believe you don't have a gf you're such a great guy"
Y...you t..too m'lady
>>29811616
>t-thanks? You to
>>29811616
>But not "great" for you, right?
Why the fuck do roasties say shit like OP
>be me
>be sjw normie
>hear about this rude place called 4chan on tumblr
>website filled with bigoted hatred
>spend years becoming an undercover spy
>contact my mobile app developer friends
>have them pitch my idea to nintendo
>nintendo greenlights my idea
>years pass
>pokemon go releases
>go outside and watch as all the betas get out from their parents' basement
>kek at their stupidity as they inevitably kill themselves
>no more hate on tumblr
>bernie is elected president
How does it feel?
None of this really happened. Or matters.
>>29811581
>cucking a million dollar idea out to jewtendo
Sasuga tumblrina
i will not take this bait
pls
>gf wants to have a "Girl's Night Out"
There is no winning in this situation. If I let her go I will almost certainly get cucked. If I don't, I look untrustworthy and she might break up with me. I'm a robot so gfs don't grown on trees, this is my one and only chance.
>>29811540
Ignore r9k memes, she won't cuck you. If she does you're not missing out
>>29811540
Cuck her back and go have a night with the lads
>>29811540
>girls night out
That's usually legitimate.
My roomie's gf always goes to bars without him just so she can sucker guys into buying her free drinks.
How do I manipulate a women into becoming overly emotionally attached to me?
If you have to ask how to manipulate someone, you can't manipulate.
Being able to manipulate someone is something that you can either do or not do, it can't really be taught.
>>29811447
Disfigure her, that way she'll feel so ugly she'd want anyone, even you.
>>29811447
Having lots of money and looking really handsome helps; but showing her that she is replaceable and making her feel validated by your approval typically does the trick.
So basically things that hurt clingy men too.
How much money do you need to buy a house in the middle of nowhere and become a recluse for the rest of your life?
But where would you get that attention that you so desperately crave if you genuinely excluded yourself?
>>29811380
depends. will you have electricity? Running water? Sewage?
>>29811430
Let us assume yes for the sake of discussion.
>>29811410
I do not desire attention. I wish to be left alone.
I wish I listened to my mother when she said girls are horrible, disgusting, vile creatures.
Also, women hate thread?
one time a woman said something mean to me
My sister punched me in the balls once.
They're just very boring and unpleasant. Terrible drivers too.
Why are you here, what do you seek?
Why not just kill yourself right now?
It's certainly more fun, i assure you!
instinct for pain/damage aversion is too high to finish things (aka i'm a pussy)
For amusement
Not a neet myself, and I just started to lurk recently and I like you guys.
NEETS are strange creatures
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