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Why
WHY must I interact with these people
kill me
Why do you have a facebook? Why are you interacting with people? Fucking retard
>>29813517
I have to for communications for work.
EVERYONE in the industry I'm in is a flaming liberal, it seems.Fashion, if you must ask.
I'm seeing the same shit and it's pissing me off famalam
why cant i just be happy with what i have going for me? for instance: im genuinely happy to be around my gf and hang out. but she's stressed about her life right now (family chit)so we haven't been having much sex. even though her being around makes me happier than her not being around, having no sex makes me feel like i'd be happier alone than with her (i.e makes me think about breaking it off).
why can't i be content with what i have? isnt everything she offers me a bonus compared to being alone?
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>>29813419
>You need to stop thinking so hard about your life.
how
Make her less stressed out. Buy her flowers or surprise her with her favorite Arizona or some shit, she'll fuck you
To be honest I wouldn't want a gf that wants less sex while stressed. If anything you should want more sex to destress
>mfw pokemon has been taken over by normies because of the new app called "pokemon go" for their phone
My childhood. Gone.
You're such a whiny bitch dude. You deserve to have your shit taken from you if you're going to be that fragile about your fandom. I've loved the game since I was little and I didn't whine when the game came out because who gives a shit? Quit being a little bitch. Its fucking cringy reading your post.
>implying normies didnt play pokemon when they were kids
You're not special or unique for playing a videogame millions of other kids played the major difference between them and you is that they didn't let a videogame become a big part of their identity
>My childhood. Gone.
This is either some very nice quality bait or I want you to go hang yourself
1.cars are literally retarded, if there werent all the dedicated infrastructur, everything would be closer together and you wouldnt need cars in the first place
2.clothing should be optional, instead of seeing their body, fatties just throw a shirt on and call it good.
3.media is a joke. politics, kardashian, memeshows, advertisements, journalism, all of it is a joke.
4.money has no real value, it is literally debt, we live in post-scarcity world, how can someone come up with fictional values for everything? different people place different values on the same object. it is a flawed by design. get rid of all versions of money
5.smartphone culture is a plague to internet design and is actually regressing the efficiency of human communication
6.religion is too deep for normies to comprehend, hence war
7.there are two sexes, anything else is a body mod, why is this a bad thing? why do you have to invent a concept because of your niche orgasms? either cock or vag, just pick one ffs, who gives a fuck if youre straight gay or anything in between? they have the same basic properties, plus or minus plastic body parts.
8.natty eyebrows and no make up look 100x better, the hairs match perfectly to your muscles already! stop plucking!
please change my mind cause a lot of this makes me not want to live on this planet anymore
>cars are literally retarded
So are you by the looks of it
>>29813370
I pretty much agree with all of that except for the first one.
I don't really understand the second one either.
>>29813370
this tbqhwy senpai
did you read system of objects by jean baudrillard?
>ywn be a japanese soldier during the sacking of Nanking
Post historical feels
>ywn flamethrower a gook village high on amphetamines whilst 'it ain't me' plays on a loop
>>29813393
>tfw "it aint me" won't stop looping in my head
>>29813393
>>29813503
The song is called "Fortunate son" not "It ain't me me" you fucking normies
>friends of my mom and her daughter are over at my house for the 4th of July
>daughter is a qt, but she has dyed rose pink hair
>still very nice, so I talk to her for a while
>she leaves dinner early
>go talk to her afterwords and ask her why
>she says she has anxiety and was having a panic attack
>tell her oh that sucks I kinda understand. I have schizoaffective disorder. I just got released from the Fairview psych ward a month ago.
>she immediately changes her tone with me and asks me if I'm trying to one-up her
>says that I'm trying to delegitimize her issues because I have a spookier diagnosis
>tell her that I was just trying to relate to her
>she acts petty and cross towards me for the rest of the evening until she leaves
Are all women really like this now?
>>29813154
>Celebrating holidays
>Talking to women unless you have to
These are your mistakes. Next time play video games and jerk off to ryona for a more productive and fun evening.
>she immediately changes her tone with me and asks me if I'm trying to one-up her
It's funny because this happens all the time on /r9k/
>no, I'm a bigger loser! I haven't even spoken to a human in 5 years!
>you held hands with a girl? NORMIE GET OUT REEEEEEEE
>>29813154
Women who are open with strangers about their issues are walking red flags.
I dreamed about her last night, /r9k/.
It was a few years back because I was 16 or 17 again and still going to church. I was at some youth activity, being my quiet, spergy self. IRL people at church sometimes tried to talk to me and I didn't really talk back much/at all, including my oneitis. This idea was in the air in my dream, kind of. Anyway, this 15 year girl makes some sexually inappropriate comment about her breasts (although I don't think she understand that). Uncharacteristically, I make some joke or pun about her breasts and her name to my oneitis. She and her friend start laughing really hard, and then she makes some joke (somehow I don't remember any of the jokes). We go back and forth. It's really fun to talk to her, and there's something really hot about this good church girl I've admired making jokes like this with me, although not in a boner way. After we're done, she starts talking to me. I can see it on her face that she's glad I'm not being quiet with her anymore, that I'm talking with her now. In my dream, I realize that she's kind of admired me this whole time, too. I am suddenly so glad I went to this youth activity (cause irl I skipped them a lot). I realize I have to go home and change from my smelly dirty clothes to something more clean, because if I'm gonna make a new first impression on her I want to be as pleasant as I can be.
Anyway I go home and can't find clean clothes and then my brother comes home and says they are going on the camping trip now and I better hurry. So I don't change my clothes. Then I wake up.
It was probably the best dream I have had in years. I wish there was a way to dream forever like that and never wake up.
But the sad truth is that there isn't, and my oneitis is away at college now and I'll never see her again.
>>29813077
>I can see it on her face that she's glad I'm not being quiet with her anymore, that I'm talking with her now. In my dream, I realize that she's kind of admired me this whole time, too.
This. This is the best feeling ever. I've only felt it in dream form. I wonder what it's like irl.
Lurking normies, I won't even get mad at you today. Just try to tell me what it's like.
>>29813253
It's the greatest feeling in the world. The rush that goes through my stomach and head when I realize she thinks about me, wants me, the way I want her. My dreams have finally come true.
Having both dreamt about it and lived it, I can tell you the latter one is 1000 times better. Its surreal for the first bit of time following it. You can't believe it. It's do much more powerful and immersing in real life.
Honestly, I feel for most of you. You'll never feel anything like it. Even if you have sex, you'll never have this. This is better than sex.
>>29813588
Normie bordering Chad here. I'll add to this. If you haven't experienced it by the time you're 18, you may as well give up. Even if you get a woman to feel that way about you and tell you as such, you'll never have the same feelings from it as you would have when you were in your teens.
Body thread
Post your body, robots
go to /soc/ with this shit.
>>29813094
>/soc/
What? Why?
>>29813060
>>>/soc/
>>>/sage/
>>>/youweremolested/
Any Argentinian bots around?
>>29812991
The Falklands are, and always will be, British.
/lat/ represent
>>29813023
what's /lat/
Who else /BPD/ here? How do you function? Any problems you've got going on right now?
I'm currently dealing with getting over my oneitis, who also happens to be my first cousin who I only see once a year.
>tfw fell in love with the one girl I can truly never have
ok /r9k/ now you say something
SOMEBODY RESPOND TO THIS FUCKING THREAD GOD DAMMIT
>>29813415
But anon, BPD is literally LITERALLY the same as being a woman. Are you a sissy, anon?
10pm UK
5pm Eastern
2pm Pacific
6am Japan
"I'll be waiting at the usual place, at the usual time.
I'll be waiting at the usual place, at the usual time.
I'll be waiting
Sato...";_;
>>29812951
it's me
original pls misaki-chan
Save me pls Misaki :'(
been a while since I've seen one of these threads
Do you flick through the board pages or keep refreshing the first page?
>what is the catalog
dumb nigger
>>29812747
>ugly god is making money from talking about beating his meat
It can't be this easy
>>29812775
The catalog is unpleasant to my eyes
>Tfw no one will think I'm a pretty girl and let me cat-fish them for years
not with that attitude you pussy
tfw this person was catfishing and i loved it and someone exposed them and i was like stfu dude no and pretended i thought it was real but they closed the room anyway...
they were such an amazing cocktease i wish they'd kept going
>>29812723
I just want to be a pretty gril for them
Why don't men realize how hard life is as a woman? People are always doubting your competence, your intelligence, and your sincerity. You are judged almost entirely on your outer appearance and utility. Women have no real friends: all men just want to screw us and all women view each other with suspicion and envy. And men can be understand, every woman is uniquely incomprehensible.
Don't dare say women live an easy life.
>>29812710
Die screaming you fucking roastie, get out of my board
>>29812710
>girl or a 12 year old boy?
This happened to me the other day. It actually turned out to be a boy. Why do little boys and women have such similar voices and behavior?
women live an easy life
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>>29812593
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