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Okay Amerilards,
when are you going to apologize for this abomination to cheese?
We all hate you,
Love...
Glorious England
Let me guess
You neet cucks eat velveeta with you tendies.
Kill yourself
How's that immigration thing going? Oh wait, I'm sorry, I seem to have brought over a bunch of Mexicans that love our cheese.
Fuck you,
America fuck yeah
P.S enjoy your muslims
>>29814744
I don't associate with pols
Keep being fat amerifag
>turned 21 today
>still kissless
...This year's my chance, right?
Happy birthday anon!!! Hey you can always go out and get drunk and ducks some nice broads!
>>29814644
Happy birthday, here's to a slightly less awful year anon.
>>29814644
only if your bday wish was to b urself :^)
>mfw I realised you only need $450000 of capital to earn 1.5k a month after taxes
Almost 1/2 of the way anons. 24 y/o now plan to retire at 30. Any other people doing early retirements? tips and tricks please
>1.5k a month after taxes
Pleb-tier money
>planning to live on 1.5k a month for the rest of your life
Enjoy your canned food and nogames
>>29814629
>tips and tricks please
save money
dont spend money
thats it.
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP splat
Sniff my bumhole you sissy boy
>>29814609
Hey that's peter la anguilla
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4PTtXIQ3vs
He married a tranny.
Not sure what he has to do with brap-posting
>>29814609
Ay what the fuck you say homie?
>>29814875
>tfw no cholo bf
America women on dating sites
>fat
>several kids
>tattoos
>hostile and rude
>demisexual sapiosexual questioning
>will consider open relationships
>excessive drug and alcohol use
>laundry list of what they want from you
Foreign Women on dating sites
>polite
>healthy
>smiling pictures
>no foul language
>fulfilling hobbies
>encourages you to talk to her
>>29814564
>4 hours a week
What the hell? How does someone even get hired with that little availability.
>>29814882
They don't like her and want her to quit so they give her little hours. She can't take the hint
>>29814564
What a negative nancy. No wonder she cant get a date. No one likes a depressed person.
Is being raped by a woman enjoyable?
How does a woman rape a man?
>>29814516
usually, woman-on-man rape is when she pressures him for it to a point that he doesn't feel he can resist. imagine pushing her off gently but she keeps grabbing and pulling on clothes and then she puts you on your back and rides your dick while you are just waiting for it to be over. You didn't exactly punch her in the face to make her stop, but you totally didn't want to do it. It's really more like "rape". You could have stopped it, but you didn't because it felt uncomfortable.
Also sometimes they use drugs.
>>29814557
this
also the woman usually isn't the hottest one around
However, the horrible nature of the crime is still blown way out of proportion
>>29814557
>It's really more like "rape". You could have stopped it, but you didn't because it felt uncomfortable.
that's most male on female "rape" too tho
Who /doesn't feel human/ here?
How is someone who never receives any recognition (let alone affection), who always has to wear a mask, always has to fake everything and force himself during the limited interactions he has with humans, who feels too distant to even try and become part of humanity, how is someone like that supposed to feel human?
It bothers me as well because I feel like I have no fellow aliens. None of the literature protagonists I used to identify with seem to have this. Even here, people have
>tfw no gf
but to me that's a very human problem, in that you first need to feel like a human with the potential to have a human gf so that you can be sad about not having one.
I know that feel.
I feel like a fucking circus freak.
I feel human but I want to be post-human, so how about that?
Honestly OP, you're lucky, apparently being free of the bullshit that plagues me like desiring a gf and desiring to be understood.
It's actually pretty human of you to feel alienated.
I know you're sad, but step back for a moment and really think about how your situation is different from tumblr special snowflakes, the kind who claim that they're just "different". Chances are you're both exactly the same.
If this place isn't for you, then migrate somewhere else. Maybe stop being such a pathetic sack of shit who's afraid of other websites because you follow the Reddit boogeyman religiously
>driving the speed limit
>asshole behind me who is obviously driving 10-20 over the speed limit tailgates right on my ass
Is there anything more annoying normies do then this?
>>29814508
I even drive ten over the limit but assholes will still fucking tailgate you, I hate it cause I have bad anxiety so I can't stop looking in my mirror at the car once they start getting on my ass.
>>29814508
>>29815913
Fucking pussies, get out of the way of my bmw
>>29814508
>>29815913
Slower traffic keep right.
my look at the time, it's rose o clock
time to come home rosebud
friday night edition
>>29814466
Time? Is it really that time again?
let her light shine thru you
why was she so perfect ? what ever happened?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7b5OrKw2EEY
>too much of a robot to be outgoing
>too much of a normie to enjoy the company of autists
Who else here /robotpurgatory/
It's called being a cyborg. You would know if you didn't find this board a month ago.
Being a cyborg is the worst hell imaginable.
Robots are just as non-inclusive as normies.
>>29814519
I'm sorry my lord, when will I meet the required time to be allowed to post? Do I need to run everything by you? Just give me your e-mail and I'll give 2 days notice of posts.
>>29814451
Plastic surgery bro, your last straw to get rid of that puss ridden mug.
>>29814451
It's not really that much about being ugly, it's more about being unhygienic. Also, you can change your looks by getting a new haircut or by working out some more.
>>29814805
IT IS ABOUT BEING UGLY YOU FUCKING CUNT.
WHY DO NORMIES ACT AS IF PEOPLE WANT UGLY FUCKING S/O'S
>>29814805
>has good hygiene
>dresses nice
>has a decent haircut
that's all it takes, right?kys
It seems like all there is on this board is self hatred and self-pity. How about we get some positivity? Post things that you genuinely like about yourself.
>6.75 inch dick
>manly as fuck hands
>strong jaw line
>blue eyes
>good body
>Strong jaw line
>Grey eyes
>Nice eyebrows
I don't hate myself at all I love myself and I'm the greatest person in existence. Normies are beneath me
>thick manly eyebrows
>explosive traps
>funny as he'll
>7.5in peenr
>>29814435
Also
>athletic
>not a normie
Why don't you guys like normies?
Because they don't understand, and when they do they spoil everything.
Keep crying. We're retaking the board.
>>29814434
Because there are already two or three threads up right now that are topically just about the same as this one. Fuck off.
>laying on the bathroom floor
>>29814391
Kitty licks my cheek once more
>and I ..... could try
But waking up is harder when you wanna die
Thanks to the robot, the word "original" is now the most unoriginal thing you can post
bump I won't accept zero replies
>>29814363
OP is an original faggot, OK?
>>29814648
(You)
origo
