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27+ y.o. robots: How you holding up? Doing any self improvements?
I've been applying & interviewing for more senior jobs, feel so out of place though
Do we seriously need a new thread every day with a different age requirement? This shit has gotten ridiculous.
From observing my older workmates, 27-40 is going to be a worse hell than 15-26.
>>29815370
27-40 is about the age you officially give up and make peace with the fact that you'll be a wageslave at minimum wage for the rest of your life while remaining alone with slowly failing health issues
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWYC0tIyYOE
What celebritity is the most likely to be a robot
>>29815273
Crispin Glover
>money
>fame
>robots
come on
>>29815310
Jim Morrison was a robot. He just happened to get blowjob from dusk til dawn. Heath ledger too. Some men just have the I get too much money and pussy blues. One can be a robot without being a wizard.
she brings me food
>thats about it
My mom doesn't seem to notice or care.
I like it that way though.
She wants me to do stuff, but is pretty emotionally underdeveloped for a grown woman. I don't think she was really ready to actually raise an adult, she just wanted to have children. Now that I'm too old to be a child, she's usually either in denial about the fact or just doesn't really have anything to talk to me about.
>>29815269
Pretty good
She told me that she doesn't care if I get kids or not, just that she wants me to be happy with my life. Literally doesn't mind if I live with her throughout my 20s and 30s and not pay rent or food or anything as long as I have a job and can take care of myself.
She's awesome.
>live in israel
>serve in the idf
>want to quit so badly
>hate this country
>i dont even hate arabs
>barely even jewish
any jewbots in here?
>>29815213
here op. i was actually thinking of being in israel but now i have second thoughts. should i?
i'm a jewbot and i really hate arabs
>>29816190
depends on who you are... this isn't a good place for a robot
if you have good career prospects and actually socialize its comparable to western world
Who else feels like they're living in a prison? I don't blame those guys who go crazy and think the world is a hologram and we are all hooked up to the matrix to somehow toil for our alien robot masters.
Yesterday I was at the pub and 2 girls walk by and say "He needs to shave". You can't escape from this, you're stuck in this horrible place where you are a spectacle to people and if you try to leave, you'll get a fine. I saw another guy and he was dressed in the most showy fashion imaginable. $1000 suit, polished wing tip shoes, extremely well maintained beard, manbun, etc. These are the sort of whackjobs that are outside and run society, the intense, image obsessed masters of society who will not be content until there exists a literal ruling class of beautiful rich people and a class of hideous ugly serfs who exist to grow vegetables, feed their masters cattle and be abused for fun. Being at home is a prison too, you get the option of fantasy and hobbies to preoccupy yourself but they get boring quickly.
This thread will probably rush straight to page 10 because if the normies here were to read it they would not understand what I'm talking about, the idea of not commenting on someone as you pass them is totally foreign to them, like this is what everyone does correct? No it is not correct, it's not the proper thing to do.
We can't even escape in /r9k/ for some reason people want to drag the outside world onto this board by posting about their relationship troubles and how they fail to talk to women.
Fuck this world and its inhabitants, soon I'm just going to run into the wild and be free, fuck the police, fuck the system.
I wish I had enough drive left to even try.
>>29815081
Start beeing gay, or at least pretend to be gay. It makes the wardens of your prison angry. You will bring the hate of the world upon you. And the best of all, imagine their faces when they have to support you dancing at the gayparade, rubbing it under their noses. What? You are a failure of life, they say ... oh no, just get yourself a lesbian couple and have a glorious 4-some with them and and your boyfag.
Best way to crush a system is to turn it against itself.
>>29815081
I used to think I was in purgatory and that I was dead and everyone was apart of my imagination. I still believe it but I've just kinda gave up trying to disprove it because it's literally impossible I think without killing myself. I'm 19 now and I kinda went 'crazy heh 0.0 xDD' 3 years ago with this ideology.
Why do black families eat almost exclusively on paper plates?
Why do white families eat almost exclusively raw meat with no seasoning?
I can't think of anything clever for this. Maybe it's because they're poor and lazy?
>>29815094
>raw meat
it's called rare, nigger.
and the meat should speak for itself in terms of flavour
>Tfw every time you post in a thread, everybody else stops posting
It hurts, familia
>Inb4 0 replies
>>29814960
Have a pity (you), my friendolino.
>>29814989
Thx hv, I needed that
>>29814960
Here's some (You)s tho senpai
>AIways write Iowercase I's with capitaI l's
>AIways write capitaI l's with Iowercase I's
noone ever realizes
>respond to doomed threads
>no one ever notices
>>29814933
reaI eyes reaIize reaI Iies
>>29814933
It's quite noticeable when someone writes i instead of I. More likely people just can't be bothered to bring it up.
Reminder that if you are not a felon, you have literally have no problems in life.
>tfw you lose your virginity by becoming someone fuccboi in prison
Why would you ever be a felon in the first place?
I have problems I was born with, not problems I created for myself.
>>29815082
Then kill yourself and stop complaining.
Do you guys find airports /comfy/?
I feel really refreshed when I go to one.also comfy thread
>Taking your shoes off and sitting down after a long day at work
>smell of coffee in the morning
>the sound of rain hitting the roof
>riding the subway at night when it's empty
>early signs of summer
>looking at snow falling from inside in the warm
>secret rooms
>Waking up to find you've got 4 more hours of sleep
>Passing a tough exam when some people failed it.
>Not being depressed.
>Kissing a not-so-slutty girl
>Passing out with friends
>A hot shower while still sleepy
>sleeping under warm tucked blankets after you just got inside from the rain/cold
>The smell of cold winter
>Driving through the countryside in the night
>Very early monday morning in a city, when all is quiet.
>Witnessing history. (Not always feel good, but very fascinating)
>Peeing and/or shiting after holding it in for a ong time.
>drinking as much water as you can after being really thirsty
>candlelit power outage during a summer thunderstorm
>blanket forts
>reading a Calvin and Hobbes anthology on a Sunday afternoon
>finding that one crucial piece of a jigsaw puzzle
>flashlight tag
>Slowly sipping a nice cold glass of water after working outside in the heat
>Watching the sun go down in the suburbs
>drinking a beer in the shower
>having a girl wash my hair
>having a girl play with my hair
>washing a girl's butthole in the shower
>"straight to my head like the first cigarette of the day"
>lying on top of a girl after cumming inside her
>petting a strange dog/cat (any other animal = bonus)
>appreciating the beauty of nature
>having sex among the beauty of nature
>fapping after a long day of sexual tension
>crossing boundaries (to good effect)
>hearing a great song for the first time
>putting on a shirt straight out of the drier (triple bonus for cold weather)
>>29814925
>>29814955
all my feels
>hey anon, want to come clubbing with me tonight? we could play b2b if you'd like that...
no go burn bitch
>>29814854
The fuck is b2b?
>clubbing
>smokes cigarettes
Nope.
How exactly is tulpa shit any different than tumblr headmates?
How exactly are you people different than tumblr lmao
>>29814783
It isn't, in fact so much of 4chan and r9k culture is just an exact mirror image of tumblr shit.
As an example, MGTOW is the exact same thing as landwhales & retards with purple hair who become asexual or genderqueer or something and walk around all "MMM-MMM YALL CISHET SCUM CAN'T HANDLE THIS MUCH REAL WOMYN I'M TOO GOOD FOR YALL"
>>29814868
Fuck off you white knight cuckold faggot. Actually fuck off from /r9k/ and 4chan in general you feminazi fucking cuck
>>29814913
>MGTOW warrior is upset.
>muh edgy porn memes
Seriously you guys are fucking nuts. Quit trying to destroy the white family. Get a job.
can some helpful robots help me build a cheap gaming pc? around 400 dollars would be nice. not trying to be hardcore vidya, just want to play at 1080p pic unrelated
logicalincrements.com
look at 400 dollar row and buy similar parts
also use pcpartpicker to make sure everything is compatible
buy a used r9 280x or r9 380x
buy everything else new
>>29814896
Also don't buy a case, be a jew. Put it all on a piece of wood.
>IT'S A MATCH
>with a 5/10 girl
>the only match I've had in weeks
wat do
At least you know it's not a bot pretending to be an 8
>>29814742
>anon you don't own a car? AND you live with your parents HAHA WOW YOUR SUCH A LOSER!!
"Unmatched"
>girl has pics of her in an animecon
WHAT DID SHE MEAN BY THIS
How hot is it where you live anons
>almost 30 degrees C in my room (that's 86 burger degrees)
>too poorfag to turn on AC
>>29814709
>86
>hot
I take it you're not from southwest.
>20c
Comfy.
>>29814728
>using Celsius
>from the southwest
