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>rants and rages about getting rejected by women all the time
>somehow manages to get a gf
>gf tells him that she needs some time for herself
>people tell Kent that he's probably gonna be cucked
>"ya'll just don't want me to succeed ya'know am sayin?"
Is there a more pathetic and retarded guy in the world than Kent?
>>29818948
Has he lost his virginity yet?
Except his audience doesn't want that.
I used to not like Kent but now I realize I'm just jealous. He just wants to be happy and unlike people on this board, he tries. That's why they call him kentry. All he can does is try
And because of this you get people trying to lie to him and lead him wrong. I remember some fucking guy last year made tons of videos to Kent telling him to change his clothes and hats.
And year later Kent is bathing in pussy by being himself.
Kent is who we should all aspire to be.
>>29819299
>And year later Kent is bathing in pussy by being himself
hahah, what? You're kidding right?
You all know it's the only way to leave robotdom.
Unless you become a girl you will never experience normie life because girls are naturally beta thus you will be normal and happy.
>>29818908
Where is that from ? Famalam
>>29818908
All I want in my life is to be a Japanese middle school girl
There's no higher form of existence, that's the peak. There is no demographic on earth that has a more comfy life
>>29819001
I dont know how to use google: the post
The reason why we're depressed, burned out on video games etc, and generally unmotivated about life is because of dopamine/instant gratification abuse.
Masturbation, porn, junk/fast food, internet, media are the problem.
I've done the research, i have years of experience, i know what i'm talking about, and i know most of you will deny the truth, just like a heroin junkie denies his wretchedness.
I don't know what now....maybe go live in the woods or something...but we always crack...always.
Don't tell us to go get a job, in our sick state of addiction this is impossible to us, we'd rather die or steal or leach off the wageslave.
Gosh...i am so sick of everything...
that's why I drink
brings back the childlike wonder of life at only the cost of my liver, heart, and overall shortening my lifespan
it's win-win
Good shit, OP. No one will believe you though.
>>29818902
Ding ding ding, what do we have for him?
Really though, good luck convincing the fat worthless faggots on here who will just scream MUH PLACEBURR and use every and all excuse to justify their degeneracy.
But the opinions of literal human trash shouldn't bother you.
First person to roll dubs ITT will experience sweet relief and die peacefully in their sleep tonight.
>>29818894
That's gonna be me.
Please be me. I want to see her again.
mee plzzz
Guys how do i get over feeling so worthless? I feel like a piece of shit when I see hot girls or when i hear them or see them doing things or talking about what theyve done with other guys, i get so uncomfortable and whatnot. The thing is, ive been offered a few times to escape robothood, but i dont want to, i actually dont like women, like at all. but i still feel worthless cuz they dont like me. Im at the point where i cant have sex and i dont want too but i still feel like a total loser whos going to die alone (even though i want to stay alone) how the fuck do i fix this, therapist was a faggot normie, not doing that again
>>29818889
Have you considered dragon dildo therapy?
Women like anons who have large des toy collections
>>29818947
I bet they do, the problem is i dont like them so that doesnt do me any good
bump please somebody has to have some advice, its literally wrecking me on the inside, if i can resist it physically why not mentally?
>there are people who actually believe in God
not trying to be edgy just holy shit amazed that people fall for such a flawed belief.
Can't find physical proof of God?
>he tests your faith by remaining invisible
Something tragic occurs
>It is all within God's plans, he works in mysterious ways that no one understands
Science/History disproves an event in the holy book
>Don't take a literal meaning of the Bible!
Science proves something about the universe
>The Bible said it first in this very ambiguous metaphor!
How can the majority of the world fall to the feet of organized religion or even spiritual beliefs? Does no one even for a second consider how fucked up it is to idolize a figure that wants you to fear him and at the same time adore him? A spiritual being that only manifests itself "in your mind" and is only known because some old books talk about it ? What the fuck.
Religion is the oldest meme on earth
I'm convinced nobody actually believes that their special snowflake in the sky is more correct than someone else's, it's all just people pretending they believe these things to fit in
>god
>not real
lmao ur fukin dumb
>inb4 "b-but da bible!"
fuck the bible, it's dumb fairy tales made up by nigger ass Romans to destabilize those they disliked via making them meek weak faggots who enjoy being cucked
>>29818918
Never thought of it that way. Is the herd mentality really that strong?
Do you hold resentment towards those that have abandoned you? Are you bitter because they didn't want to talk to you/be around you/have anything to do with you anymore? Do you think any of then were justified? Do you understand why they left you behind? If you were in their shoes, with their life, do you think you would want to be friends with yourself? Do you think you are worthy of having friends or do you just simply want someone to care about you despite any and all flaws you may, especially personality traits that may make it difficult to maintain healthy friendships. Do you think a friendship with you is worth that effort?
No. I'm better just with myself. I always feel more lonely around people than when i'm alone.
I'm on the year 3000. The rest of the world is in 2016.
Yes, i'm that smug. Did i answer your question?
>>29818880
You speak to my core. You don't actually have any answers though.
>>29818928
I'm sorry the part of your brain that would allow you to make friends is broken. But I guess if you never felt what it was like I suppose you don't know what you're missing! Enjoy your ignorance.
>You. I like you.
>Still a better love story than Twilight.
>I'm in that weird part of Youtube again.
>You, sir, win the Internet.
>Who's listening to this in [current year]?
Faggot in your picture looks a bit like me. I hate seeing that image reee.
>thank you sir, you are a gentleman and a scholar
>the narwhal bacons at midnight
>X amount of related people disliked this
>was this recorded on a potato LOL
>instructions unclear, got dick stuck in toaster
>this,1000x this
>Asian women are the only females I'd ever consider dating
>>29818836
>>29819032
Fucking hell, this is why i absolutely never read jewtube comments anymore. Last time i did was like 5 fucking years ago
>Respond to a post with a smug correction
>Realize immediately after posting that he was actually right
>Close thread before he can respond and call me an idiot
>>29818820
Good to know I'm not alone in doing this.
I stopped going to that board entirely afterwards.
>>29818820
>not facing your mistakes
Which is why you fail, Anonymous. Which is why you fail.
>>29818857
Get out normie. Leave us live in peace.
Robots, very recently I lost the person that meant the most to me in my life. I'm finding it very hard to live right now and would like to know why you carry on. If you want to tell me that is.
>>29818772
I'm so sorry. Mind sharing who this person is?
same thing happened to me, she's been dead two years.
I don't believe in an afterlife and I'm afraid of oblivion, otherwise I'd have manned up and necked myself.
>>29818792
The girl I love.
Do normies really have sex irl or is it just an illusion to torture us robots? I've never fucked anyone or seen anyone fuck irl so I'm not sure it's just something you see in movies and porn.
I feel like this could be some matrix tier conspiracy desu.
>>29818767
I kek'd anon
>>29818794
I'm srs. This is one of the things keeps me from initiating with women because I'm afraid she'll make fun of me for believing in the people-have-sex meme.
>>29818767
Imagine if you lived in a small farm house in the country side during the 1800's. You would have no idea about anything in the universe except for the few square miles in your vicinity. I wanna go back
>2009 was 8 years ago
Where does the time go robros?
>>29818739
>tfw literally nothing in my life changed in the past decade
FUUUUUCK
I feel like my life stagnated for the past 15 years
I've fallen into a rut, I do the same things day in and day out. Work, come home, sleep, work, repeat repeat repeat
I want out
>Tfw dad died in 2009 when I was in middle school
If he was still here would see the disappoint I turned out to be.
>>29818789
Care to elaborate Famalamara?
What's your profession, age and education? Share any hobbies if you've got em (anime, books, vidya).
post any and all normies getting BTFO in this thread
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_selfie-related_injuries_and_deaths
>>29818721
>On June 29, Oliver Park, 51, a German tourist visiting Machu Picchu in Peru, fell 130 feet to his death as he posed to photograph himself. He lost his footing while leaping into the air for a "flying selfie"
>>29818887
I liked that one too fampai
>>29818887
why the fuck would you take a selfie of yourself at machu picchu as if you're the most important thing to be seen in a picture at fucking machu picchu?
fucking normies and their god damn selfies.
Can we get a movie thread going? Need something to watch tonight as I have become a complete shut in. Saw pic-related recently after seeing it in a thread and really enjoyed it.
I recommend "The Man in the Wall" on Netflix for funny women and Jewish keks.
>>29818690
>>29818690
come on guys I know you got that patrish taste
This movie
>tfw lonely because you're gay and have no dating pool in you're circle
> tfw longing for companionship of homeless that asked to be my boyfriend
>tfw you'll never have it as easy as a straight guy
your*
Harbinger
>not being bifag master race
>>29818676
that's what happens when you can only date 5% of the population
