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>Weekend
>Millions of people are going to be fucking
>millions of people will be going on romantic breaks
>>29822175
>Millions of people are going to be happy due to feeling fulfilled and content with where they are in life
>Chad is living out his sexual desires with 8/10s.
>You're sitting at home deranking in Competitive overwatch
REEEEEE MY DICK ACHES FOR RELEASE
>Go back to your room sweetie, mommy's busy right now
>>29822156
fucking race traitor whore!
NO
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU AND FUCK TYRONE AND JAMAL
I WANT MY FUCKING TENDIES YOU GOD DAMN BITCH!!!! TENDIES!!
IM GONNA CUT OFF THEIR DICKS MOMMY IF YOU DONT GIVE ME MY TENDIES!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK!! FUCK!!!!!! FUCK YOU BITCH! GIVE ME TENDIES NOW! NOW NOW NOW!!! DUMB CUNT DUMB SLUT MUMMY GIVE ME TENDIES
please respond fambots
Let's go back in time to 1998.
>be 3
>five years old
>Friend shows me his erect 6 year old dick and asks me to stick a pin in it
>I leave in a hurry
>>29822141
>29822141
>pew pew pew pew
>OH! urggh AH!
Anyone else notice the Chad-ifying of character designs and protagonists? Up until the 90s you had average looking guys being the hero but now everyone has to be a broad shouldered doucheface
>everyone has to be a broad shouldered doucheface
except for you and all your ancestors
Look at the remake of Pete's dragon. You guys whine up Black representation in media when Chad representation is more obvious.
>>29822123
1998 Spyro is the most Chad of all of those.
My life is getting a restart in Phoenix
>>29822120
>Dolphins fan
What a whore
angie's body is fucking perfect
>>29822120
>My life is getting a restart in Phoenix
cool, which part are you going to?
what's the reason for the big move?
>You give bucks...
>Chad gives fucks.
you are meek
and your rhymes are weak
>>29822111
>You get trips
>For Chad, she drips
>You sit at home, desperate and alone.
>Chads working out Stacy's jawbone.
when was the last time a femanon cried and why did you cry
>last time a femanon cried
because of me? I can't possibly think of a single situation
>why did you cry
I think it was a bout of crushing loneliness
I can't be sure, since I woke up in tears instead of consciously crying
>>29822214
So when was that? Are you better now?
havent sucked chady dick in like 2 hours
>walk up to wagie and his gf and slap her ass
>wagecuck hastily looks in the opposite direction and pretends he dident see anything
now i know why they are called wageKEKs
oreganoo
>>29822046
You didn't do any of that.
You spent the last 15 hours in your bedroom in your parents' house watching anime, posting on 4chan and masturbating to women in porn who wouldn't give you the time of the day. Congrats.
>>29822125
and you spent the last 15 hours on your knees for sheckleburg
>decide to go for a walk to catch me some Pokemon
>it's 94 fucking degrees at 100% humidity at 11 FUCKING PM
>get down the end of my street and I'm already fucking saturated before I decide fuck it and go back home
FUCKING FLORIDA HUMIDITY I HATE THIS FUCKING SHIT STATE I CANT WAIT FOR IT TO SINK
I JUST WANT TO CATCH POKEMON WITHOUT DROWNING ON LAND
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29822021
At least you can connect to the servers
>>29822052
Servers are getting better where I'm at.
>>29822021
>get down the end of my street and I'm already fucking saturated
I want to get back into cutting since I haven't done it since middle school.
Are the thighs a good area?
yeah, genius idea, your best bet is to get a really sharp blade and make sure that it is sanitized properly so you don't get any infections. and if you really go to town make sure to not pick at your scabs, unless you want to scar badly, but at least wash your hands before and after. thighs are probably a good place if you don't want to show other people that you cut yourself
>>29822008
Hold an ice cube instead.
>>29822008
well? give us some feedback. why have you decided to start cutting yourself
wew lads, we are in for a ride
http://efukt.com/21367_Cuck_Has_Second_Thoughts.html
My favorit bit is when the girl says "you are such a..." and then stops when the bull dick gets inside her. She was totally going to call the dude a pussy.
Fucking 10/10
>>29821983
>all up in my uterus
why do women say this?
>>29822036
this is the first time I heard someone saying tbqhfm. Its kind of a turn off
>>29822060
her voice in general is just bitch mode
the guy was hilarious though
>m-maybe this isn't a good idea... never mind... u-u are such a...ok then this is fine I guess
Alright NEETS and fuckups alike, what's your big plan for your rebirth?
I'm going to start working out.
me too senpai, am i strong enough to even go day one?
Buy a bicycle.
Ride bicycle to gym 3 times a week where I will lift weights.
Go hiking/trail running/climbing(indoors) once a week.
Swim 3 times a week.
Cook all my meals.
Focus on work and finishing my project.
Read 10-30 pages a day.
Keep shitposting to a minimum.
>>29821940
is my desire for being physically attractive greater than the instant gratification of eating lots of ice cream and chinese food every day?
>tfw so autistic cant even talk to my girl co-workers
> autistic
Fuck off. Having a job automatically disqualifies you
>>29821963
not true, when I was wageslaving at carl's jr we had a janitor that was literally a tard that had his tongue always out. Nice guy, but impossible to understand anything he said.
>>29821963
surprise, autistic people can have jobs
>tfw 5'10"
should I just trap?
there's really no point being a male at this height
this is what I want to look like when I grow up
Over 5'8 is no go territory for a woman. You're fucked each way.
>>29821856
>Over 5'8 is no go territory for a woman. You're fucked each way.
I know anon... I know
5'10" is truly the worst possible height, you are fucked from all sides
b-but, at the very least, if I trapped I could be cute... right?
It's probably the wine talking (okay it's definitely the wine talking) but I just want to say I love all you robots
I know a lot of you are really lonely and suffering and sometimes that makes you lash out
I don't care whether your suffering is your fault or not, I would heal you and take away your pain if I could
love you too, anon
thanks for the kind words, they mean a lot
*cracks knuckles* theres my good deed for the day
Sippin' from your goon sack?
