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Analyze this get rich plan here for me and point me where it can go wrong so that I can work on it more
>go to Colombia, where there is the objectively best cocaine in the world
>cocaine in Colombia is about 3 dollars a gram (maybe the cheapest in the planet, because the closer to South America, the cheaper)
>now, be a somehow wealthy fellow (I know it is retarded to ask for this in a get rich plan but whatever) and get yourself your own boat or preferably a jet
>buy shit tons of cocaine in Colombia
>take it to Australia, where Cocaine is worth 300 Dollars a gram (man, 100 the price it is in Colombia)
>literally sell what you bought for 100 the times it's price
>if you take 1 million worth of cocaine, which by the way is about 334 kilograms, you sell that shit for 100 million, fucking dollars, in Australia
>alternatively, since even though the prices are high the market for it is steep as fuck, instead of Australia do Ireland or Germany, where the gram is worth roughly 90 dollars
>in a 3 dollar - 90 dollar comparison, you'll sell your shit for 30 times it's price
>so 1 million becomes 30 million, 2 million becomes 60 million no less
>do the whole mission with the plane and shit every three months or so
>in ten years or so you'll be a fucking Billionaire
Now the thing is, how do one does this without getting his ass fucked by the government in taxes and shit, and how do you put all this shit in the bank without getting asked one million questions by the FBI and shit.
I'm seriously pondering put this shit to action and keeping all the money into the strongest vault known to the human being in my home while I keep a modest amount of cash at the bank.
great way to get your head cut off with a chainsaw.
checkem.
>>29819788
Mofo, you just tried to use your dubs meme magic to get my head cut off?!STILL WORTH IT
bumpity orangenail
How do latino men feel about this?
>>29819699
You can keep the latina bitches.
They're all retarded sluts anyways.
There is a small portion of them that are animu weebs though, you can have them too.
latinas are nice but have shit genetics. amerindians are ugly as hell. if you breed with a latina, even if she just has a tiny bit of amerindian in her, your children will have big monkey ears and a monkey nose, just like her.
>>29819699
as ok with it as pic related
So PornHub posted this some time ago, is it true, is 5.5" really pathetic-tier?
Anyone have any tips on stretching/dick gains?
>>29819681
You're going to snap your shit.
You're fine dude. Don't worry about shit that you can't change, you're only going to end up fucking yourself over.
>>29819681
why invest in dick gains if you will remain virgin until your death?
>tfw drunk
>tfw the pain of the past goes away
any anons under the influence here?
I was a minute ago but it just wore off. Shit sucks. Long island iced tea followed by a few beers is a god tier way to get drunk though, best feeling I've had in a while.
working on it
drinking vodka with craft beet chasers
the clouds are already lifting and I'm on the cusp of going full '80's dance music' mode
>>29819703
>chasing liquor with beer
FUCK
I totally forgot how good this feels. I've been doing it the pussy way for a while. Next time I drink I'm going back to this though. I honestly don't think there's a more efficient way to get shitfaced.
>tfw want to jack off but don't want to jack off at the same time
I have epididymitis so it feels good to masturbate but it hurts to cum. Life is absolute hell, you fucking lucky bastard. I WISH I had your problem, you fucking cunt. If I were you I'd jack off 12 times a day
I only have that feeling when i have conflicting feeling about a girl
>>29819610
do it 90% then stop, and wait a couple hours to jack all the way
There are people here who wear their social ineptitude, jobless, uneducated selves as a badge of honour....
Jesus....
>>29819579
there are people here who only save thumbnails.
someone hasn't been to wizardchan
Nah they just pretend to in order to look less pathetic, we are all misrable fucks at our core
>That clean sheets properly made bed feel
First time they've been clean in over 8 months.
>>29819569
Change them once a week you disgusting degenerate
>>29819569
I know that feel OP. I'll think about you wanking in them when I next have a wank ;)
I hate clean sheets. Makes my nose go all stuffy from the detergent used.
>Black Lives Matter protest happening in my neighborhood
Fuck off, normies, this is my comfy time.
>>29819554
Not until you start recognizing black lives matter.
just remember, black lives matter is a meme and will be forgotten about next week.
when protesting becomes routine black people will get bored and go home.
>all my friends really upset over this dumb shit
>"hey anon how come you aren't going to the protest later?"
>tell them how I don't care and have never had problems with police, even though I'm black and a huge stonner
>call me an uncle tom, unsympathetic, and an asshole
so sick of this shit. jesus fucking christ why can't other blacks just act normal?
I see my friends flip shit at people just trying to do their job all the time, the fuck with that? just chill damn
Who else /blackpill/ here?
Here is what the black pill entails. Accept your genetic inferiority and don't even bother putting yourself in situations that will only lead to rejection and pain. I am 5'6, I have a 3/10 face, and I have autism/adhd/anxiety disorder. I will never find a woman who loves me. I do not have Chad's gifts or the traits that would allow me to become a normie. I accept that. And guess what, accepting that allows me to be more comfortable with who I am and pursue things that I truly enjoy. I advise you all to follow this path.
Redpill, bluepill, they are just coping mechanisms. They just offer glimmers of false hope but it will ultimately not work for us. Black pill is the cold hard dose of reality with no sugar coating motivational bullshit attached.
What is it you enjoy doing?
I'm also 5'6" with a 3/10 face. Is one of the things that I'm supposed to pursue, under blackpill, suicide?
>>29819530
Huh, then I guess I blackpilled myself when I got my body pillow. She kind of feels like the only thing keeping me going these days.
ITT we pretend we're on tumblr
l begin:
evil cis white men will never understand the struggle of a trans-species cyclogender r9-kin
we are brave heroes
>>>/reddit/
Kfk
>>29819614
DID
DID YOU JUST
>>29819614
I literally can't even rn..
>outcast among outcasts
>>29819515
Your thread was not overlooked, robot
>tfw can't make friends but can easily talk to people
>tfw tons of acquaintances
>tfw cyborg
>5'1" Male
>Autistic
>NEET
>Gay
>Lung cancer
>Deforned face
>>29819515
>tfw you get drunk and make a brutally honest post in a fetish thread about what you're into and over half a dozen people tell you to kill yourself, that you're a monster, etc.
Robots I bought this book called "Diary of an Oxygen Thief" by Anonymous, and this is the first page. Thoughts? Is this really edgy? Or can you relate?
>>29819494
this doesn't really sound like a ""robot"". that's what some of them wish they could be. what do you think, anon?nicest guy you'll ever meet and twisted fucking psychopath
>>29819494
Hm
Decent hook I guess
I personally wouldn't read it though
It reads like a bad creepypasta
Why would pure girls demean themselves for money?
>pure
>girls
Oh, my sweet summer child.
you answered your own question
for money
>>29819477
Because white women love BBC
Why not just date one of the weird girls, robots? They are just like you, only they have different equipment.
Posting weird girls.
If they are freaky they most likely dont interact with others much, which in most cause them to get "too" much into you to the point they would get destroyed if you broke up
All women want Chad. Or in the lack of Chad, they go down the line to the next Chaddiest person, then the next , then the next.
Weird, fat, ugly, skinny, black, white, tall, weird, preppy, emo , or goth. They wall want Chad.
>>29819539
And you all want big tit hotties. So what is the difference?
Why would anyone want a race war?
That sounds like it won't bode well for anyone.
>>29819441
Well if you want to die it is a good thing
>>29819441
Race war? Being from a very well mixed heritage, people can never tell my race.
That being said, anyone that thinks race matters is retarded and I would like to see them fight to the death over their foolish beliefs.
>>29819441
they don't, but sensationalism sells papers and gets clickthroughs for that sweet advertising jewgolds.
