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Bro just walk up to her and say 'hi'!
Chad can be a bro tier friend.
Why do robots hate them?
I don't get why that phrase gets posted as if it were terrible advice, on the same league as "just be yourself".
I didn't know how to hit on girls until I tried following that one advice. Just walking up to her and saying "hi" without looking for an excuse or planning a conversation. I'm average looking and a manlet and it works at least one third of the time.
>>29821059
Ill never understand why chads keep believing (or pretending to( they are "average looking at best" and bullcrap like that
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This is freaking me out. DELETE THIS
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WHY THE FUCK COULDN'T I HAVE BEEN BORN LIKE 100k YEARS FROM NOW WHEN HUMANS WOULD HAVE EVOLVED SO EVERYONE WOULD BE ALPHA AS FUCK THROUGH NATURAL SELECTION
MOTHER NATURE WHY DO YOU STILL ALLOW BETA KEK GENES IN THE POOL
>>29820979
FUCKING SHIT I MEANT KEK NOT KEK
>>29820979
anon no matter how far into the future you go, there will always be a hierarchy
some people are naturally better than others and you will be near the bottom
>>29820979
Not everyone can be an alpha. Alphas are a minority by definition.
le meme rat answer question
gfibs pa asidcd cdd tod ssduuu su?
is death scary?
>>29820974
Are niggers human?
Lesbot here.
Just a reminder that we are taking over. The fact is women have NEVER been attracted to men: we needed them for protection, economic support and procreation, and sex is what we traded for those things (or they just raped us).
But now? First-world men have been totally domesticated, so no need to worry about violence. We're taking over the work force too, so we can provide for ourselves. And medical science has made procreative sex totally unnecessary; we can just buy the sperm (with our superior earnings) and have it cleanly injected without getting within ten feet of a penis.
Women are naturally more attracted to other women. Who wouldn't be? We're beautiful, soft and smooth and curvy, basically the opposite of hairy oafish ape-like men. And we know how to please each other like no man ever could. Lesbian sex can last for hours.
Ever day more and more "straight" girls are being turned. The world of the future is where a small number of chads act as our designated studs and the rest of you losers are eunuchs designated for manual labor exclusively. Deal with it.
>>29820893
keep going Im almost there
*mutedbloxandallthat*
Rate my cock, dyke.
Kek you're lame kys
*scoffs under breath*
Heh, so these are emotions.
This meme has so much potential to be used for designating threads as a sociopathic tips and experiences thread. I want to hear from people who actually know how to use people, not just people who only meme.
>>29820879
stupid edgemeister
>you wont get me...
heh.. you werent as good as YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE.. YOU FOOL!
nothin personal kid..
>>29820998
You are being used right now. Filthy roach you are nothing more than my thread bumper.
why so many white girls go for the black dick nowadays?
>>29820870
you already know the answer retard
>>29820870
the stupidest women are attracted to violent murdering niggers?
>>29820870
guys is a spic opie get your trolling together
>want to multiply with me anon h-haha, if you know what I mean
>>29820867
Well, there are two of us. That means at minimum we would have to have two children in order to both multiply by a whole number. And I refuse to multiply by decimals. No thanks.
A couple of thrusts would break Anzu desu
>>29820916
>A-anon! Did you just say my butt looked big?
>mfw when MRA presents legitimate grievances but too many advocates carry and present themselves like fucking morons
>tfw I get called a bigot for communicating very real problems because someone else tried to say the same shit in a tapout shirt and a swastika wristband
by the way rammstein sucks dick
>>29820835
>swastika wristband
>by the way rammstein sucks dick
Are you under the impression that neo-nazis listen to Rammstein?
>>29820903
i am heavily and unapologetically under the impression that neo-nazis listen to rammstein.
Why do you keep talking about rammstein?
is it possible to be autistic and alpha, my fellow robots
You need to be extremely talented at something.
>>29820819
Uh, no? That would imply you're incredibly comfortable around people and yet you can't say anything to them without spaghetti falling out.
I ask because this 3d girl asked me to watch anime. I just don't know how to hide my power level
WHY DID SHE FUCKING RETIRE
>>29820798
Because she wanted to I guess.
who?
originolio
>>29821355
some jap porn star with literal perfect tits
If morality is subjective, then there is no such thing as an objectively good person. Whether a person is good or not in a moral sense is just a matter of opinion.
Same would go for a society--becoming a truly "more ethical" or "more just" society would be impossible because it would just be about opinions, not reality.
I've met a lot of moral relativists but they don't want to accept these corollaries.
>>29820783
Unless you define ethics in terms of practical reason in which case ethics becomes a process to achieve a particular end.
>>29820814
I'm interested to hear what you have to say about this. Please elaborate.
I agree with that position. By the same logic, a society can't progress to an absolute idea of perfection. It only progresses towards an objective perfection
Another way to understand this is that society progress left to right in a linear fashion (bad to good).
The way I see it, its more like a circle where a dot in the centre is being dragged to the edges, where each point on the edge is one of those objective perfections I mentioned.
What do you think OP?
I want to know how horniness feels from a female perspective. What sorts of thoughts start running through your head? Can you get horny now and just start typing horny stuff and say what you'd like to do?
>>29820761
cum in my face master
Im horny af now because of ovulation, but i can handle it pretty well. Basically i get hot between my legs and have the urge to touch myself way more than usual.
Sex chat is always boring for me so i just fantasize in my head.
MY NAUGHTY PLACE GETS SLIPPY AND I WANNA PUT STUFF IN IT
HEY LOOK IM VICTOR ZSASZ
Shit tier batman villian desu
>>29820831
>tfw he was my favorite as a kid because he was the only one without a completely unbelievable gimmick and a realistic backstory
shut your whore mouth, b-baka
>>29820895
Not many batman villians have /completely unbelievable/ gimmicks, Batman himselfs just a master detective and fighter with a lot of money, no superpowers. Zsasz was probably just your fav b/c hes an total abomination with nothing on his mind but random murder
Hush>
Anybody here a rape victim?
Me, yeah. Why?
Original
Anybody ever been statutory raped in particular?
I wish
oregano
