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>be 33years old
>kinda obese
>sad and lonely
>meet my waifu from the game she is
>later the game introduces new girls and find a better waifu
>fap to all her doujins and self insert as the male
>self insert of the lewd art of her touching herself
>couldn't be any happier
>my waifu is the best
Do you have a waifu r9k?
>>29824092
>Do you have a waifu
No, that's for degenerates. But I do like to fap when i self insert as a female in doujins
>>29824256
Maybe you can self insert as my waifu and i'll self insert as the male?
>>29824276
How would that work? I wouldn't mind
>match with jew qt on tinder
I'm at a loss here. What do I talk to her about?
The stock market?
>implying you'd have any idea what to talk about with a normal girl
>>29824086
Make holocaust jokes and post reactions
D-do you browse 4chan?
How did this board end up becoming /r/WhiteTrash?
>>29824072
a lot of /pol/tards seemed to have invaded this board sometime semi-recentlyI guess not recently it was like a year ago I think, idk when did all the race bait shit threads start?
hopefully they will leave soon
but we both know they won't
>>29824072
>>29824138
Move along, boys, this is a white man's neighboardhood.
>>29824072
white and right
God fucking dammit. I just spent 2 hours working on the most amazing fucking green text to ever grace This universe and my phone fucking crashed as I pressed post. I'm going to kill myself now. Know any livestream services I can do it on?
>>29824064
that's what you get you pathetic fucking phone poster
>>29824077
This. If that happened in Chrome, if you have the Lazarus plugin you'd be fine.
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK MY STUPID FUCKING PHONE I MEANT TO PRESS /b/BUT MY RETARDED CUNT FAGGOT PHONE SCROLLED DOWN AS I PRESSED IT FUCK
Help me brothers
I am so fucking scared to die, im afraid of what comes next. I'm only 20 and god knows how ill feel when I'm old. And god knows if well ever see our loved ones again... Or anything. Fuck man existence/reality is bizzare. Please God help us and may He have mercy and give us eternal peace.
But even eternity scares me shitless I've been having anxiety attacks, every time i have an existencial crisis i think it can't get worse but they keep getting stronger.
Since like middleschool i believed that "life has no meaning" type shit but i never really experienced the dread of existing until i did shrooms. It was like waking up from a dream and i was seeing the world for the first time, thinking about all the unfathomably huge number of rules of the universe and random events that lead to this present moment, and of all that stupid shit like why matter or anything even exists, if time is cyclical etc. And this whole time i was super aware of my conciousness, like the brain i guess that processes my senses And thoughts And feelings. I thinking of solipsism And man that shit was horrible to think about, and yet its our reality and here we are.
Feel free to vent your existentialism in this thread, i feel better having typed this out and I'm sure it's a common feeling among humans, maybe even all living things. May we persevere to the bitter end, should there ever be an end
i know that fear well dude
talking to family and religion helped me greatly
You know I think all of this wouldn't seem so scary if reality were just a little more lighthearted. Like when I was a kid, sure I had existential thoughts, but it didn't matter as much as it does now.
I wish all of reality was like that. I'm not as afraid of existence itself anymore, but I am afraid of the vast potential for -how- we exist.
I'm also afraid that there isn't some "thing" (in quotes because thing really isn't the right word) outside of existence, like how can all that "is" and will ever "be" be guided by the principle that "stuff happens". I can't really put it into words, but it makes even the vastness of the cosmos and maybe even other cosmos seem so lonely. Like it's all one huge elaborate trick it's playing on itself so it pretend that everything does not amount to absolutely nothing and the entirety of anything that can happen isn't just a distraction from the fact that there is and never will be anything meaningful to be found... ever. And since everything operates on the one single principle that "stuff happens", it isn't truly infinite. If anything, it's so constrictingly finite that the very thought that this is all there is makes me feel like I'm suffocating.
Everything ends in complete and utter loneliness.
Reality, existence, and the fact that we're here is pretty cool imo. At the same time, I can wholeheartedly relate to the "what's the point of everything" argument. I aim to enjoy my time here, but the idea of fading into nothingness when death comes knocking sounds kind of comfy. We'll see what happens...good luck on your journeys fellow anons
This is my pet. I named him Karl. He snuck into my room when he smelled the strawberries and he's stuck around ever since.
Anyone know what these critters eat? He obviously likes strawberries, but I don't want him to get overweight from all that sugar.
Anon...its mold, it eats just about anything that can decompose.
Please toss that man, I'm gonna hurl
>>29823992
>>29823998
You guys too? I thought /r9k/ would be more welcoming of Karl than my roommates, but I guess not.
>https://youtu.be/XL2ekEeMk0Q
>tfw so alone
>tfw no mentally disturbed qt
;_;
>>29823966
>tfw you will never stare at your gorgeous wife holding your beautiful baby
That little smirk at the end always gets me... I just wish someone would love me, i just want a family.
>>29823966
they left out the part where she cucks him for tyrone! haha
h-haha....
;_;
THAT WAS GREAT DESU
Would you sell at this auction? How much would you go for?
Five dollas
nobody would even take me for free
They wouldn't waste time trying to auction me off.
Can someone tell me how a coffee date can lead to sex?
Like a step by step guide
>>29823928
You're supossed to invite her to your house after the coffee you dummy
Step by Step guide on coffee date to sex:
1. Go on coffee date
2. pic related
>>29823961
What if your house also happens to be your parents house?
>tfw cant play pokemon go because i have an iphone 4s and I'm too poorfag to afford a data plan
JUST
Your not missing anything. It's a pretty lame game imo. And besides, you would have to leave the comfort of your house to get any pokemon.
It's shit. There's no gameplay you just go somewhere and maybe you get a Pokemon. Simulate the experience by walking to a random place and rolling a die. If you roll a 3 you win.
Its meh, just play a real pokemon game.
Anyone have any experience with zoloft?
My psychiatrist is going to start me on 50 mg daily. I had been taking 20 mg prozac daily for about a month, but I had a reaction to it.
>>29823845
Why is that dog so happy?
>>29823845
it made me gay
>>29823885
that's a groundhog dumbass
>>29823885
Idk man. Seems like he's got it all figured out. Wish i could do that.
Maybe he likes dirt. Or hats. Or both
>It's a """"""""depressed""""""""" robot who is born in a first world country with infinite opportunity at his disposal episode
You really don't know how lucky you fucks are
I guess I don't deserve it.
fuck off lin biaoist revisionist
I agree that you have more reason to be depressed. But the world is still shitty at this rung of the ladder.
At our current level of global development only the very top rungs are sufficient to live without depression, if you are otherwise the type of person to be depressed.
anyone want to watch this with me! i missed it
>>29823816
Holy shit. Tripping The Rift. I remember binge watching the entire series years ago. Strange thing for me to get nostalgic about.
>>29823816
https://togethertube.com/rooms/8f8ebded-811e-4b13-ae4a-28d54bb4b1e6
link!
>>29823880
nvm im passin out
>you'll live just long enough to see normalshits fight over the last drops of groundwater
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVvJTzWbxgY
>>29823760
That's not going to happen. Sorry
>>29823883
delusional wagecuck detected
it's okay to be afraid
Why do so many women complain that men watch porn? Why don't so many women stop being in porn then?
They seem to enjoy getting degraded by Chad on camera, but they also have an issue with men watching it.
Women complain about everything though, I don't think there's any consistency to be found it's just what they do
Well, it's just a few women doing porn, but A LOT of men watching it. It's less true with online streaming now though.
inferiority complexes.
