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Ask a guy who has spent 40,000 Australian dollars on hooker anything.
how many hookers?
>>29827514
Sydney? Which suburbs do you visit your hookers?
>>29827538
Just one, bought my wife a car the other day.
>hate niggers, manlets, and women
>reincarnated as a nigger, manlet, or a woman
Does the prospect of this scare anyone else?
It won't matter because you won't hate them in that life
>>29827495
>reincarnation
Consciousness is an illusion you dolt. I bet you also belive in god.
>>29827556
No, I'm a fedora tipper that thinks that, if the right set of circumstances can create consciousness once, it can do it again.
>>29827508
That's the scariest part. You won't even remember that you hated them.
your life described by one picture
>>29827469
every opportunity wasted
>tfw no friends
how are we supposed to make it in this world alone?
Watched this movie again recently and it's just as good as I remember
Anyone else think when you're dead you just wait for the heat death of the universe to happen until the big bang happens again to live the same exact life as before? You've possibly lived the same shitty life countless times before
Please post in my thread
nah just waiting for the heat death of the universe
>>29827457
That's a neat thought anon. Are we still the same consciousness though? Or is it just a recreation.
Improving your body is more within reach than you know. It's a great first step in taking control of your life. I will help you with this project.
Ask anything.
There are a few things everyone needs to do:
- weigh yourself every morning, after having emptied yourself and before having eaten anything
- count your calories, to know how much/little you're actually eating, to know if you can eat more or not, etc
- calculate your basal rate and check if it's accurate; you can use the following website to do so:
http://www.calculator.net/calorie-calculator.html
Calories are a unit that measures energy, to be simple. Food is fuel for your body; when you ingest more than you need, your body stores the excess. That storage is the fat on your body.
This is the guide. If you don't read it now, save it for later. It will answer most of your questions.
Calories and how they work.
Learn to read food labels.
>registering for uni classes
>check out course syllabus
>see any kind of presentation/speech/project
>withdraw from program completely
who /social anxiety off the charts and can't function properly/ here?
>>29827389
i didn't take a psych course this semester because it had working in a group, fuck that
>>29827389
You've barely turned 18. You have nothing to worry about
> even considering going to university
Fuck off you Chad.
I tried hanging myself the first day of high school, just so I would know the pain I would have to endure if I tried doing it for real. That was a decade ago. Haven't left the house since.
Who here /greatfuckingexcuse/
>>29827365
1) Are you referring to chronic farigue syndrome?
2) How does one address this issue?
>>29827399
1) Yeah
2) You don't. You just live a miserable existence and then die.
>>29827365
>tfw have had chronic fatigue for over 7 years
feel free to ask anything OP, were you just diagnosed?
>tfw no bf
desu desu des
If you're that girl that was complaining about being an emotional wreck I replied lot your email. Sorry it took so long.
If this is just b8 then sage
>>29827321
go to soc you fucking slut and don't you dare post fictional girls their far more pure hearted than you filthy real life sluts
>>29827481
>>29827623
i'm a boy desu desu
>tfw fell for the 16GiB meme
16GiB of what?
>>29827335
Of dolphin porn
>>29827342
Post it?
Orignio dolphino
>tfw qt pale gf
Why don't you have a qt pale gf yet, brobots?
I did. She left me.
Just like the pic too, great legs/calves but still feminine, big round ass, tight body, CUTE as fuck face, little perky tits and beautiful porcelain skin.
you cant hide robotness forever unfortunately
>>29827319
I'm sorry to hear that, bro. Pale girls are the qtest
Why are you walking on the road approaching double lines?
Is there a better site to troll normies on then YouNow
>>29827286
Oops i meant ThanI am fucking retarded
>>29827286
that site is great for trolling retard normies but you do get banned after a while, keep that in mind
Yea brahseph, because you're totally not a 'normie' yourself right? Fucking normalfag
NEED EXPERIENCE TO GET WORK NEED WORK TO GET EXPERIENCE
REEEEEEEEE
Solution:
Actually i dont have one lol
>>29827283
Stupid normies say shit like
>I can't believe you don't have a job after X years
When they are only fucking working because of their family or friend connections
>beyond 2012
>working in a normal job
Lmao.... This isn't your parents generation anymore.
Post your Skype and I will add you to talk about whatever you want. I can respond as much as you want or just listen.
If you don't want to post your username publicly mine is live:arabidsnail
If you aren't comfortable with Skype then shoot out a throwaway email
best anon award 2016
But I don't deserve to talk to anyone
>>29827276
>closed source
>no end to end encryption
>backdoors
no thanks
It's my 21st birthday today.
Can a femanon record me a vocaroo with bday wishes? Please.name is Nicolas
Sure hol up brb
>>29827274
Happy B-Birthday Anon!I would but I'm too nervous...
Happy Birthday ^~^
https://clyp.it/ebkxlnjp
How do you know you're not suffering from a rare and deadly disease ?
>Within the space of just a few months, the gregarious 18-year-old had become so severely brain damaged that she was unable to move or communicate.
>The incubation period, where there are no symptoms, can last for decades.
>At first the family put her fatigue and anxiety down to teenage depression.
>tfw lower back pain right now
>tfw read a story how a girl became paralysed in a matter of hours because of a bacterial infection in the spine
>>29827273
>the gregarious 18-year-old had become so severely brain damaged that she was unable to move or communicate.
Is this the beginning of a hentai plot?
>>29827344
Not really. It's the beginning of the creutzfeldt jakob plot. It's a plot that basically gives you anxiety and depression, and then a living vegetable in 6 months and after that you die.
This shit makes me anxious beyond beliefs.
