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How do you prepare yourself mentally to commit suicide? what is your philosophy of life and why?
Fuckhead, i was about to write a post and you deleted it.
In short, it doesn't hurt. I plan to cut open my throat with an electric rotating blade
my life's a joke. it's no good taking it seriously
>>29831339
>I plan to cut open my throat with an electric rotating blade
That's the brendan fraser of suicides.
Are feet the patrician fetish?
don't be shy anons
>>29831300
fshjdjfsdfjkshdjfgjs origin ali
>>29831648
>feet being "autism levels you didn't think were possible"
>feet being autistic at all
redditcuck please lurk more and find out what true autism looks like
Psoriasis checking in here, this shit is literally the reason I will never have a gf. Can't even look at myself in the mirror without feeling absolutely disgusted. Skin problems are always so difficult to try and hide since it's literally everywhere on your body (well at least for me anyway) and it's instantly repulsive to any normie who see it
Eczema/acne/any other skin stuff welcome here
If that's the only thing stopping you then you should go away, normalfaggot.
>>29831291
I have terrible social skills too but I feel like it's a result of having bad skin, kids were probably creeped out meaning I didn't get enough experience socially when I was younger
I have oily, acne skin
What helped was establishing a facial skin care routine.
>Shower in the morning
>Use a gentle cleanser
>Moisturize
At night
>Wash face
>Use gentle cleanser
>Moisturize
Wednesday and Sunday
>Instead of the cleanser in the shower, use a facial scrub
>Then moisturize
It's so simple yet has done wonders for my skin.
Give it a try lads
I use Cerave cleanser and moisturizer
The scrub is up to you and your skin type.
>the cicadas are droning outside
>you can feel the heat of summer through the cool air conditioned room
>enveloping you like a noose
>as you stare into the computer screen
>and waste the summer hours inside
>same as last year
i actually haven't heard much cicadas or crickets this year, we've had some weird weather and i think a lot of them died off. we had like 3 weeks of 80+f, then at some point it dropped down to like 50f for a week or two, i haven't heard them since that happened
>>29831195
Soon I will leave this all behind.
And by that I mean my life, not the depression ;)
>>29831195
I walked a little bit in the backyard, it was hot.
I wonder what my peers are doing, probably having a good time, seeing each other, I wonder how they plan it all, how they invite each other, and why I'm not among them.
Tbh I still cant believe its mid July
Do you loadout for the beta uprising, bonus points for realistic loadouts (only stuff you own)
Website: http://www.innawoods.net/
please reply guys
>>29831320
i'm on it dude
29wP2PE
I wouldn't have many chances of survival yeah.
It's realistic though
>Sometimes I just don't even know anymore
>the picture in pic related is a picture of my headset with a bowl of cereal
>the picture has been heavily modified with photo manipulation software
>there is something white under my headset which looks like a dinner plate
>there is no dinner plate
>I just don't know anymore
anyone else just don't know anymore?
I don't know why you're a huge faggot, but you just are, OP.
Heavy jack off session might help anon but ye Iktf. It's just a feeling of hopeless and boredom and confusion etc.
>>29831217
I could be just a baiter for all you know.
Aside from the stupid picture I genuinely feel lost. Like everything I have ever done has back fired on me and now I dont even know what I'm doing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UOUKRbRiww
>>29831185
they are cute but also kinda ugly desu pham
>>29831231
this essenyially, i feel terrible to feel that though.
considering that i think i should matter.
>hehe :3 look we're being Kawaii xD
>you spend your day watching anime
>meanwhile with chad she goes all the way
You cry yourself to sleep
Chad goes in balls deep.
>all day you post on r9k
>your parents think you're gay
>you spend your days fighting kaiju
>chad puts it up her vagoo
LF an internet friend. I can't make RL friends for shit. Does anyone just wanna talk to me. Loneliness is killing me.
>>29831140
only if you are a cute anime girl, otherwise just kill yourself desu
>>29831140
If you are a virgin girl I'll be your friend. Otherwise no thanks.
>>29831140
Where can you be contacted?
how do you go to a bar alone and make friends?
do u just have to be confident, talkative and funny.. or what? i dont get how this works
Impossible, unless you're an alcohol who sits in the same empty bar every night. Eventually the bartender will become some sort of a friend.
>>29830953
> Impossible, unless you're an alcohol
hmmm
>>29830953
>Unless you're an alcohol
>tfw gf
My spirit ascends from this wretched place. Fare thee well, robots.
See you in a few months
>>29830889
You'll be back once that witch breaks your heart.
Holy fuck, I feel bad for her.
But yeah i'm rooting for you anyway, post again if you get married or fuck her or somthing!
What should I do fembots/robots?
Say "Y-you too".
If by date you mean fuck then sure, I'll date you.
you type like a literal retard
Why do white girls love black guys?
>>29830823
Girls spout feminist rhetoric but at the end of the day all they want is a dude who's strong with a big cock
I'd love to be a girl.
What a lovely naive life I could live. Suck a fat black cock and writhe in ecstasy. Then meet my white bf later to take me to the movies and buy me nice expensive things from the mall.
your heart wants what it wants. no changin that. you can lie to yourself all u want thou
Believe it or not you were supposed to get a gf (or bf) by high school, but didn't follow through.
If you do have a facebook, check all of your friends who have girlfriends and boyfriends now, most of them were from highschool or someone they grew up with from their neighborhood.
What kind of fucking retarded logic is that?
>>29830709
You're a robot of course you wouldn't understand now.
>>29830849
Just because you went to school doesn't make you entitled to a GF and it certainly doesn't mean you had the opportunity to have one. How exactly are you logically connecting these two ideas is beyond me.
Read your first sentence, then your second. This might be some next level shitposting.
>still haven't gotten a haircut
Me neither brobot, it's getting very /uncomfy/
>>29830718
I just get so nervous going to the barber. I almost went last week to some trendy barber place close to my work. They told me the wait was over an hour so I just sperged out of there.
>>29830663
>"I'm growing it out to donate it to make wigs for cancer patients."
There, not only can they not give you shit without looking like complete tools, but you can let it grow our for like a year.
