>tfw no gf to boss me around when shes had a bad day at work
>tfw no gf to make me say humiliating things about myself in front of her friends
>tfw no gf to make me do little things like fetch her drinks as she's to lazy to do it herself
Hey man unless you're a masochist, I don't see how any of those things are a negative.
>>29834121
How can you live life like that? Also at that point you don't have a girlfriend you basically have a man and you're the girl. You are closet homo am I right?
>>29834236
No, I'm bi, stuff like that just turns me on for some reason
them
>no job, homeless, live in a car
you
>stemcel, rich, bald, 3/10, croocked teeth, bad breath, skinny-fat, wk, have a nice condo
who won at life?
I did, they're poor so they don't actually exist to anyone that matters.
>>29835132
keep telling yourself that lmao
>>29835158
Poor people matter somewhat I guess to a bunch of liberal assholes, and I personally do actually work and make money and stay in great shape. In the natural world the weaken get eaten and the strong survive.
>people who unironically believe this board is anything less than 35% agitprop
>people who believe Original Posts are anything less than 60% agitprop
what is agitprop
>>29834123
This
I don't speak retard
>>29834123
I think OP might be shitposting.
>if you put some water in your soda it will taste the same and you'll have more of it!
>>29834041
Some sodas taste better with some ice (aka watered down)
>>29834041
Even better, put ice in it. Also soda is bad for you and you should cut down on it.
>>29834041
Watered down soda tastes like shit however I do it all the time with cranberry juice and it's amazing.
Have you ever sneaked into the opposite sex bathroom before?
>>29833991
I hear the girl's bathroom has a couch.
I remember going into a mens room by accident and there being piss all over the floor
I cleaned the men's room once at my old job. The women's restroom (This was a kids' museum) is always sprayed with piss everywhere, overflowing diaper bin, baby shit and old pregnant ass smell everywhere. The men's room is cleaner, a few paper towels around the trash can, but the male piss smell is still distinct. Like mothballs or something.
How the he'll does this board function without IDs? How do you know who you are replying to, is actually that Anon?
How would you follow OP if he is telling a > story?
How would you even know someone replied to you..? Mods of /r9k/ you need to add IDs....ASAP. Even newer boards have them.
>>29833989
I hope you're just pretending to be retarded
>>29834012
Really? I'm serious here! How could you possibly defend this board not having simple DId? It really is efficient
Bumperiona
I'm tired of these shitheads pushing their agenda on me.
Yeah, man. Don't let those meat-lovers get to you. Vegan pride.
>tfw vegetarian
vegans try to push their agenda on me
everyone else thinks I'm trying to push my agenda on them
i just don't want to eat meat please leave me alone ;__;
>>29833982
Honestly, I wouldn't want to live in a world without animal products.
Literally everything that tastes good isn't vegan - pizza, burgers, ice cream...
And the mock meats taste no where near as good as real meat.
Whenever you see a nervous, degenerate nu-male beta faggot in public I remember it's because of his crippling porn addiction.
It's very amusing.
No you fucking faggot it's because i'm always on drugs.
>>29833959
Pic just looks like he has an unfortunate effeminate face.
>>29833959
its from not having a father figure, but that applies to you to so you dont want to see it
Who else here stands with Hillary? She will put an end to this race war nonsense and start taking away guns from these racist redneck losers so America can finally become a real first-world country. #ImWithHer
shoo shoo shill shill
me too
anyone who isn't is just a redneck who needs muh guns, an edgelord who hates feminism and wants the meme president (i hate feminism too but thats not what i'm saying), or just wants bernie for some reason.
hillary hillary save us please
>>29833817
seriously though hillary is based and way better than any conservacuck candidate
the only people who don't like her are butthurt mgtow virgins and conspiracy theorists
>just be yourself
meme term but when you think about it, its the worst fuckin advice you can give
>>29833801
It really is. Normies will never fucking understand
>>29833801
the worst is 'put your hat on'
"Try to be the person you want to be" is better advice
How do you guys deal with being cucked by life? How do you deal with the fact that no girl on the face of the planet would ever have your babies, that they view you as inferior. How do you deal with the fact that you are the end of a 3 billion year lineage of organisms that have survived and reproduced? The fact that you will never be wanted by the opposite sex.
I think I'm just gonna an hero anons.
>>29833785
I deal with it by giving up on 3D and focussing on the 2D. Also planning to an hero by 35, tops.
>>29833826
>Also planning to an hero by 35, tops.
>Planning to go alone
wut?
I have a waifu and she loves me
The California ""Drought""
What the fuck is this meme? How can people say we're in a drought when we have trillions of gallons of water just a 20 minute drive away? My water bill is double what it was last year, and triple from 2 years ago, because some environmentalists think we're going to run out of water somehow.
I'd say this is just a plot by the jews to raise prices, but I think they would be smarter and create a more reasonable plan. How are people actually falling for this "drought" meme?
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Then just opt out of the jewish schemes and drink seawater
>>29833798
The problem is piping it into my house for bathing and cooking and stuff. I brought a cup with y yesterday to try some. It's alright but tastes a bit weird. Of course, once the water companies run it through their filtration system, it's fine. They just don't seem to want to do that so they can artificially raise the prices.
No one is replying. I knew the conspiracy went deep, but I didn't realize they had gotten to 4chan.
Did I fuck up socially
>have sex last week
>have what I thought was genital herpes
>go to planned parenthood
>take sti tests
>they look at my bump on penis turns out it's a cyst
>the female doctor presses on it and it hurts
>they say it's close to popping and offer to pop it with a needle
>I think about...
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What a cunt. You should have raped her with your cyst infected penis.
>>29833695
You did sperg out, but it was also her fault.
>OMG THIS GUY ISNT A CHAD EW DISGUSTING IM NOT GONNA DO MY JOB
And
>offers to do something
>refuses after the other person accepts
Makes me think she's the type of bitch to play with men's emotions tb h.
>>29833695
That's really stupid. While you may have been a bit silly to do what you did, she should have taken it in stride and brushed it off instead of getting freaked by it. At the very least she should have begrudgingly popped the cyst, since she already offered
>tfw no needy, clingy, dependent boy to tease and cuddle all day
>>29833670
I wish I could be that boy toy.
I'll take you're happy then?
>>29833670
>tfw nobody who accepts my neediness and clinginess
>my love means nothing
Guy seems a bit robot-like to me.
>The Dallas sniper had been sent home from Afghanistan after being accused of sexually harassing a female, and was described as a loner
>the victim said she wanted Johnson to "receive mental help," while also seeking a protective order to keep him away from her and her family
>They say he was standoffish in high school," Carter said. "I never really spoke to him. He kept to himself
>It's the...
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>It's the quiet ones that just do the most devastating stuff. You never see it coming. But then it's more expected, like 'I should have known.'"
fucking mainstream media trying their hardest to make everyone hate robots even more.
bunch of cunts
>tfw you will never kill them all
>>29833648
Niggers can't be robots.
Are you black, OP?
He was like a bizzaro robot from a universe where /pol/ was black and /r9k/ was chads