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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzIy6n5mPMQ
Literally /r9k/: the documentary
>>29836820
LEAVE US ALONE GO GO GO REEE REEE
>be britfag
>content from channel 4 blocked in your country
i don't even......
>>29837090
Because they want you to watch it on 4od so they make more money from advertising
How big is your meme folder?
>might be autistic
>>29836726
You have 35,497 pics of Pepe and still wouldn't post one
>>29836726
>165 folders
>>29836726
Can't really compare with you.
>Hey anon, come play with us
>>29836691
feel badfor the circumsized one.
>>29836691
N-no.
Leave me alone.
I don't want to fall for /lgbt/ memes.
>>29836691
C-can I be the goalie?
My entire life consists of going to work, coming home, and then browsing on 4chan or playing Civ V.
What can I do to stop this? I don't want this to be the only things I ever do, but everything else seems so dull
>>29836652
At least you do it for a proper wage I presume.
>>29836652
Well, what would you *like* to do differently? You stupid idiot.
>>29836652
Play a real game like EU4
>when the realization you will never get a gf hits you
>when 17 year olds posts on 4chan
just kill me
I just want to kill myself
going nowhere
>>29836653
18, actually
how
the fuck
did this need an oregano
Who else /discipline/ here?
>Cold bath near 0 degrees celcius every couple of days
>Train myself to stay completely still, no shivering or anything
>Have a strict Patrick Bateman tier workout routine
>Have a strict shitposting routine too
>Only masturbate once per week regardless of how badly I want to
Lmao... Who are you kidding?
>>29836573
Post a pic of your physique, OP.
>>29836608
I have this picture of my abs from a week ago.
I'll take another if yo don't believe me friend.
Waifu claiming thread
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Tomoko claimed
goldie will always have a special place in my heart.
>>29836540
I claim ciara / eliza
cIaiming this semen demon
>WELCOME HOME, ANON!
>Give me a big kiss, I've missed you so much!
>I made your favourite, sushi.
>But if you're tired, we can go to bed right away. Maybe cuddle and watch the second season of that anime?
>Okay, gaming is fine too. Did you know there's a new fan expansion to skyrim? Its called Enderal, and it has up to 100h of playtime! I already installed it for you, I know how many hours you've already spent on skyrim haha.
>Oh no, you can play, I like to watch just as much.
>I love you anon.
Why don't you have a weeb gf to take care of you?
>implying I don't
originality
>>29836531
>weeb girlfriend
>skyrim
Hmmmmm
I hate sushi and don' t watch anime.
Also Skyrim wasn't that good, Morrowind was the shit.
Let's real talk for a moment r9k, and be honest for a moment.
Like at least 95% of the first world population gets laid.
This includes homeless people, autistic people, fat and ugly people, literally EVERY TYPE of loser gets laid. Douchebags who are ugly & fat get laid. Criminals, people who don't shower.. crackheads ALL of them gets laid.
Yet we are virgins.
Let that sink in for a moment, and tell me why I shouldn't commit suicide.
95% of statistics on 4chan are made up
>>29836464
We are the 5%. We are the special snowflakes. We are the ones who stand out in a crowd because we're too ugly.
>>29836464
In the street i see any kind of couples, i just dont know how the fuck they meet, or what is in the middle or the atraction dinamics is just sickening hard to understand
How do I find a cute robot to abuse?
>>29836452
y-you can abuse me anon... >.<
find a weak tiny boyslut like
>>29836521
to challenge and defeat in WillyWars
>>29836521
How cute are you, Anon-kun?
>Be fat
>Want to lose weight
>Want to be an artist
>Arms are into much pain to draw with any precision after working out
>Mako's dead
>>29836446
Hit the exercise bike instead of whatever arm-based thing you're doing, then.
>>29836446
draw without precision then
also you don't really lose weight from lifting if that's what you are doing, it burns barely any calories
you just have to eat less
Why don't you just become amoral?
>do whatever you want, as long as you get away with it
>no unpleasant feelings when bad things happen to other people
>probably become super successful since well over half of executive positions are occupied by people ranking high on the Psychopathy checklist
There is literally NO reason to have genuine concern for others. Anyone who tells you otherwise is engaging in slave-morality.
>tfw diagnosed sociopath and always seeing all the edge people put on that shit
You can't become amoral. If you commit an act knowing it's wrong, it's immoral. You're choosing to be an asshole rather than coming off as one.
>>29836571
>an act that's wrong
Anyone else /good self-esteem/ here?
>Have no friends
>Have no life
>Still fundamentally like myself
>Don't think I deserve this fate
>Can see why other people would like me and find me interesting if only they got to know me
>>29836357
living in a dream, eh?
>>29836357
So why don't they get to know you? Because of those shitty parts of you that you're not acknowledging. You may have good self-esteem, but you've also got a big ego. Prioritize understanding yourself above feeling good about yourself and you'll recognize the bad habits and traits you need to change.
Mine is ok, good, really good, it depends on my mood.
I'm also a total failure in life, 27, no job, no gf, got some hobbys but thats all, oh, and a severe illness.
I dont think that I deserve it either but I see there this path when I look back ... if I had taken this path my life would be absolutely different ..
Our difference is maybe that other people can find me interesting without knowing me.
And propably that I thin every day about ending this life ..
>he's a frogposter
>he calls people normie
>>29836335
>>29836445
i find them cozy, i hate when normies use them.
they are only acceptable on 4chan.
>>29836541
>he thinks /r9k/ is a special club
>Hi anon! I hope you don't mind how much sexy skin I'm showing! I'm ready for you to take me on our date now!
god. mtf have the absolute worst taste in clothing, it's so pathetic.
>They are normal
Yes, sure.
>>29836333
I wouldn't even take you out to dinner in my basement you fucking mongoloid
