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Guess looks don't matter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emB4txMDxzU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EW9RbdnGQIg
kek nvm.
>>29839874
Aw her bf is soo cute
She's cute too
>>29839824
If a female doesn't have friends it's because she's such an insufferable bitch that no one wants to listen to her.
>>29839874
>>29840036
But there will always be some guy that puts up with it, because the first and foremost rule is that women can get a boyfriend regardless of their social standing.
Why do normies love water so much?
>>29839786
>Why do normies love water so much?
b/c they're not suicidal.
/thread
>>29839786
how do you *not* love water, it's literally free delicious refreshment
fuck I needs to get me some water right now
>>29839786
its free asshole! are you drowning in money? please send me some bitcoin so I can buy a coca cola.
Cyborg here
> be 19 yo me
> meet this qt on league of legends
> we hit it off, start dating right away for 9 months
> on the 7th month I get the news my psycho ex GF is coming to my college
> I have this weird obsession with her, I start throwing my life away, forget about college and GF
> Fastforward to plan on killing my ex, get gun, gasoline,that's it i'm shooting up the school
> break up with qt so she does't have to worry about me
> she was the most caring and dedicated girl I ever met, we had literally everything in common
> I finish the semester pretty well, only got fucked in one subject that fucks everyone equally
> realize my life is not over and I don't have to obssess over my ex, get life on track again
> it's been just a month, I decide to ask qt to date again
> write long ass text about how much we went through, I took her virginity a day before we go to the beach
> looks nice, send it to her
> turns out she is already with someone else and acts like a cunt with me
> whatinthefuck.jpg
> my brain freezes on this reception, she never talked to me like that
> I try convince her we can still get back together
> still acts like a cunt
> enough.jpg
> threaten her on leaking her nude videos and telling her new guy how to properly fuck her so he knows how to make her cum
> she gets startled, tries to apologize
> say she made an enemy for life just like my ex
> get into the ex hating cycle just after I got out
Guys, every second talking to her hurt like hell, every heartbeat felt like a needle stabbing me over and over again, it physically hurts to be rejected and this was my first time
>Inb4 normie
I'm a cyborg, I got looks and browse /pol/ enough to keep talking for days nonstop, I'm the typical skelly anon, I fucked up so bad, she loved me so much how did she manage to get someone else overnight and just turn bitch like that, I never wanted her to be sad, I broke up so she wouldn't suffer with me, fucking hell robots, I knew woman were basic bitches but I thought she was different
Why do I always end up hating everyone? Why are woman so basic, how did she throw everything away so fast with no remorse, what the fuck
>>29839728
hmmmmmmm, looks like someone needs a bit more practice at creating bait posts
>>29839782
also you not cyborg, just failed normie
>You have one day left to live starting now
How would you spend it?
>>29839724
Kill myself so Mother Nature can't
>>29839724
What ever I feel like
>>29839724
Spend the day cuddling my waifu
>1 part brown rum
>2 part coke (normal or light)
>one spoon of honey
>dash of lemon juice
Tastes pretty good, try it sometime.
>>29839675
Well alright, drink up lads
>>29839675
1. Whiskey
2. Whiskey
Enjoy your beverage
>bourbon
>ice
We discuss squatting and vodka/slivovica drinking here and space travel and domestication of the wild horse. SLAV MASTER RACE
>>29839637
Truly the worst race
They have pale skin, so you should expect great things from them, yet they act like niggers.
Hitler was right
>>29839637
my grandfather knews stalin
said he was a good man
>>29839637
Get out of my fucking workplace and go back to your country.
Anyone else a good boy? Explain how.
>For every good thing you do, you get one GBP (Good Boy Point).
>If you're naughty, Santa Kek is gonna shit down your chimney tonight.
I'm 24 and mommy is still using a good boy points system for me, I threaten to shower her with my piss bottles if she does anything about it.
Feels good, I can afford pretty much everything I want.
I eat my vegetables. That's about it.
>>29839674
You mean spray her?
What was Elliot Rodger's problem, though? I feel bad for his suffering, although let's be honest... it wasn't at the hands of other people.
He felt every perceived slight far too deeply, and viewed the world as his enemy from an early age. I'd say this is quite a common personality disorder on this board... probably 100 million of such people in the world.
The development of bloodthirsty rage seems pretty inexplicable, based on the journal. Especially since he had no known hallucinations or intrusive thoughts. It happens, but there tend to be only a few individuals every decade who develop this.
So what could society have done to make Elliot and others like him feel happy and included?
Was Peter Rodger really a bad guy? What could he have done)
>>29840640
I blame the divorce. I reckon this could have been avoided had Peter Rodgers not divorced his first wife.
>>29839594
I'm not quite sure anything could be done other than maybe better parenting. Seems like a lazy answer, but he had so many problems that might been fixed had he had better parents.
Reading through what he did with money was pretty silly. He was obsessed with some materialistic hollywood-esque image, rather than something more valuable like social skills. The part about him going at some event and no one knew who he was and how much it upset him (especially how angry he was that despite his expensive and 'in' brands no one gave a shit), is pretty indicative of his problems.
Seemed like he craved social approval so much but relied on lazy media to understand how to get it. Rather than, you know, having interests or skills or something to drive friendship, he resorted to just buying shit.
I think the part about him trying to get a date by sitting in public expecting a stranger to just randomly stroll by and stop to talk to him shows how incredibly incompetent and out of touch with reality he was. Maybe if his father had put more effort into helping teaching him important socializing skills early he would actually get more validation.
I originally thought that his taking the slightest things the wrong way was just some personal fault, but I think that's more of a result of his life long failure to get the social validation he wants and struggling to rationalize his failure.
When did you realize you were officially a cuck?
when I started fapping to interracial cuck porn
>>29839709
>Not self inserting as the girl and making the entire thing more degenerate.
About a year ago. Not even being ironic about the use of the word either. I fell for the cuck meme.
Probably preaching to the wrong choir, but do any of you guys play sports here? I play water polo and swimming in the off-season.
>tfw only like 15 people come to watch your games
>>29839579
Underage banned detected. Adults don't play sports.
>>29839599
>implying you can't play sports in college
>>29839579
>tfw your jumpshot is fire
>tfw splashing on niggas from deep
I might be a worthless sack of shit and I also hate myself so much thst I feel like killing myself 24/7 but god damn those 2-3 hours of basketball I play occasionally are pure bliss
post /r9k/ approved substances
ketamine
fuck off degenerate
organical
>>29839926
Fuck off normie
Drugs threads are comfy
>>29839926
Let me guess, you get "high on life", am i right?
Got an idea for you NEETs - why don't you folks just stream Minecraft?
You don't need expensive hardware (can run and record the game on a cheap laptop) and the money can enable you to move out of your parents' house and buy the gaming hardware and video games you really want, and get paid to play games all day. You can finally get a Vive and fuck virtual waifus in addition to the real thing because fame=pussy.
Pros
1) Cheap startup costs
2) One of the most popular games of literally all time (2nd behind Tetris)
3) Tens of millions of children in all countries follow it
4) Huge potential subscriber and monetization base
5) Maintain friendships with your female followers as they mature IRL and hit legal age
6) Party like a boss in LA with hookers and blow
7) Don't need education or experience
Cons
1) Relies on stable internet
2) Need to come up with new Content weekly
3) Might be hard to get the ball rolling
4) Gaming a little saturated in the YouTube sphere
5) Might need luck or connections
I think it's a pretty solid plan.
>>29839540
>3) Might be hard to get the ball rolling
>4) Gaming a little saturated in the YouTube sphere
>5) Might need luck or connections
Kills the plan entirely. There are thousands of unsuccessful minecraft streamers/youtubers and the chance of becoming successful yourself is on par with becoming a professional athlete
>>29839733
But there's no downside. All you need is time (NEETs have plenty) and a $400 laptop (save up birthday and christmas money or quietly and gradually sell your family's forgotten possessions to a pawn shop). It's not like most people will hire socially retarded NEETs in the 20s with gaping holes in their resumes anyways with so much unemployment and immigration providing ample labor pools of desperate job seekers.
Athletes need equipment, facilities, personal trainers and comrades if they're serious, expensive diets and supplements, a steady years-long commitment from a young age (progress from high school), it's not just something you can jump into one day, even getting into something like swimming in the last year of high school you might be far behind your peers who've been on the team since first year.
>>29839901
if you're socially retarded i think that hurts your chances too. for most games you can become really good and then people will watch you even if you are a turbo autist, but minecraft doesnt seem to have that aspect to it.
Its the same fucking sentence every time
>Sorry anon but it would ruin our friendship.
Why do girls despise me?
>>29839525
Come on anon, fill us in with the details
Honestly best just getting straight to the point with girls early as possible after you chat a few times and get comftable. Ask them out asap, they prefer that way as well I think.
>>29839525
>want to be your friend
>despise you
For fuck's sake, OP. Get the fuck over yourself.
>fapping just now
>smell cum on hand
>decide to snort cum
>feeling a mild high
>headache gone
is this normal?
Your cum has medicinal effects. You should bottle it and sell.
u just made ur brain pregnant idiot
>>29839549
>bottle it
like one of these?
>be me
>have social anxiety
>muster up the courage to get my propranolol
>literally cant do a presentation without one
>go to counter, ask for my shit
>everything goes well
>suddenly new doctor comes storming in
>"you know, some time you need to stop taking these pills and do something about your problem"
>wtf who are you
>tfw normies around me are now listening
>"o-ok"
>"...Yeah I'm a doctor with 25 years of experience"
>"o-ok thanks"
>"if you have problems you need to ask your school for help instead of taking pills your whole life"
>"thanks"
She just kept staring at me with that fake smile normies have, talking in this manipulative voice only women can do. Just what the FUCK was she thinking?? With 25 years of experience you surely must know that someone with enough anxiety to take these fucking pills has nightmares about being in such a humiliating position? Fucking normies were all staring at me the whole time FUCK.
Anybody robots with similar experiences? How did you handle it?
>>29839517
What a fucking bitch. I fucking hate normies for this shit. Why do they even fucking care. I'm convinced it's like a subconscious evolutionary hatred they have to kill the weaker members of the tribe. It's like telling somebody with a shattered ankle to quit being a bitch and walk it off. She probably also gets a finder's fee for each person she sends to her jew therapy friends.
>>29839517
>talking in this manipulative voice only women can do
oh shit im pretty sure i know what youre talking about here, very condescending kinda 'nice' tone maybe? hate that shit
>>29839640
They think they're helping because "somebody has to say it!" but they're too lazy to actually fucking help. I don't even WANT help because I know everybody has got their own shit to take care of. But normies just fucking lust over looking nice and helpful while literally not giving a single shit. Fuck them.
