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>Download pokemon Go
>Have to actually leave my house to catch pokemon and do other cool stuff
>>29838334
Yea I downloaded it too, I plan on going out at night
>>29838334
>Download Pokemon Go
>Realize I don't have or want a Data plan
>Delete it
>Its all anyone talks about
>>29838334
>download pokemon go
>go downtown to play
>people everywhere playing it
>get asked tons of questions about it
>set up a lure module and people crowd at it
>having the time of my life playing
It isn't so bad if you're all doing the same thing. You have something to talk about so it's easier not to sperg
What are the best cancer sticks, and why are they camel?
>>29838310
>smoking that disgusting shit at all
I bet you're one of those insecure faggots that stand outside places and smoke and stare at everyone coming in. May the cancer hit you fast my friend
>>29838345
>stand outside places
>implying I leave my apartment
gtfo ya nit
Belmont
Its made with oregano
What is "t."
What does it stand for
I only see people on 4chan going
>t. wagecuck
>t. neckbeard
Ive only noticed it until recently
HELP
its a meme you dip.
origiano
In finnish a common word that is equivalent to sincerely is often shortened as "t." in emails and stuff
So that means "sincerely, neckbeard"
>>29838308
>t. summerfag
How many times a day do you fall in love with beautiful crispy chan?
Me? Thousand times a day at least
She is so pretty omg
The perfect blend of Sweet and Sexy
Pure angel I love you forever baby
all day nigga
eraszg
>>>/wsg/1167326
Daily reminder that this is what an angel sounds like.
How, where do i learn spanish?
Aqui si quieres amigo
>>29838278
how did you learn? what book?
>>29838388
i took classes in high school then got a minimum wage job (in california)
Anyone else addicted to cam whores?
>>29838195
I don't really see the appeal, they're just there for your money
Yes
>She's not coming back
where do cam whores stream?
I talked to a woman today whilst playing Pokemon go, she thought I was gross and smelled bad.
It's ok though, it's a start! Or perhaps the end. Who knows?
Serves me right for going outside.
>>29838187
maybe you should consider showering
>>29838285
Maybe you should consider suicide
>>29838317
i already do tbqh
>tfw I watch the cutscenes of vidya on Youtube, covering the beginning till the end
>tfw I watch animu in illegal streaming sites
>tfw I have being provided with countless hours of entretainment without paying a single penny
Who else here /D E V I L I S H/?
>>29838179
>tfw when I cross the road when the red light is on.
Am I literally Satan?
>>29838268
>tfw when
Fuck me. Let's just agree that this is a bait.
I'm HIV+ and i poz up toilet seats and toilet paper in public restrooms around America.
Ask a real life shota anything. :3 I won't post pics on 4chan. :P
Back to bed, dont grow up to be a disgusting weeaboo, dont use :P or :3 you fucking faggot, dont refer to yourself as "shota".
Are you taking advantage of your shota-privilege?
is this the roleplaying thread?
ask a real life bear anything
REMINDER THAT WOMEN DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU UNLESS YOU ARE A CHAD
Heartless fucking cunts
>post something autstic to a probably man on omegle
>get incredibly upset when they disconnect
Not surprised you're a virgin desu
reminder even 2/10 landwhales have an ego and high standards
>>29838102
>using omegle as evidence for anything
>stranger can be a man or a woman
Try again.
"Everybody feels sad sometimes anon, you've just got to power through it!"
"Things'll get better, you can't be depressed all the time!"
"It's all in your head, anon."
>>29838088
>"It's all in your head, anon."
>"o-ok, thanks *normie*, that really helped"
>blow your head off with shotgun
>write them a letter
>If the problem is in my head, I decided i just had to destroy my head!
>>29838088
>"Everybody feels sad sometimes anon, you've just got to power through it!"
this bugs me so much about normalfags
as if they know exactly what you're feeling
>Bro everyone feels a little anxious in social situations, just don't let it get to you
>How you feel is normal, you don't need to a psychiatrist man, just talk to me, I'm a psych major
>how do you expect to get better at relating to other people if you don't come with me to chad's fourth of july bbq
Fuck you.
>>29838132
>Not "The problem really was in my head after all"
If you're gonna do an edgy suicide letter at least make it somewhat well written.
>neighbors outside my house
>playing that normie drinking game with the bean bags
>taking up the whole yard
>they're really close to the window
>left my curtains open
>can't close them now or they'll see me
>hiding in the corner with my laptop at an angle where they can't see me unless they come right up the window
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GO SOME WHERE ELSE NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Its the worst senpai.
>>29838086
I should do an army crawl to your window, and pretend you're a secret agent
If it's bright outside, then they probably can't see in.
>go camping
>find girl in the woods
>girl rejects me
>later
>she accidentally falls into the river
>screams for help
>try to help her
>she draws close to the waterfall
>tie some rope to a stick so I can pull her in
>accidentally hits her head
>disappears into the foamy waters
>call her name but she doesn't hear me
Fuck, I hope she's okay. I almost had my camping trip ruined.
>>29838067
>>go camping
>>find girl in the woods
This actually happens?
>>29838095
Sometimes. Depends on how pretty they are.
>>29838168
Did you at least feed her some eggs?
>tfw mom brings you back a Big Mac instead of the double quarter pounder with cheese you asked for
Give me ideas for how to get back at her, lads.
>>29838048
Poo in her hair
>>29838048
Fap into her panties
original
Thank her for bringing back an objectively better burger
How do people actually learn how to hack?
>>29837972
You have to have a 140+ IQ
By playing some EVE Online
Practice and read a lot and talk to other people who do the same thing.
