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Can we get a comfy colour thread going
Tomatos are comfy right?
>>29834412
not with that OP image
>god tier comfy:
dark blue
green
>good tier:
light blue
purple
>meh tier:
pink
>bad tier:
red
>shit tier:
orange
yellow
Ladies, how does it feel to be useless?
You've been replaced!
What is this thing? Sauce?
>>29834458
It's a source film maker porn of what's his name fucking D.va from overwatch. The op is acting like she is a silicon sex toy or something when in reality she is locked up for use as a fuck toy as is a common fantasy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnzCzV9Dnvs
It gets better
Feeling pretty useless now huh femanons?
>be me
>see dorky looking girl at work
>start talking to her find out we have a lot in common
>say to myself surely I can get a girl as dorky as her
>find out she likes me
>friends at work start talking shit about us
>tell her to ignore them I've told them to stop talking shit
>she takes it the wrong way thinks I don't like her
>goes cold on me ignores me for a week
>ask her out twice both times rejected
>she becomes friends with the same shit stain talking shit about us to make me jealous
>she tortures me laughing at the shit stains awful jokes and he gets her number and she still ignores me
>try and be friends with the shit stain to get close to her
>she still hates me and he tries to humiliate me in front of her
>tell the shit stain I like her (yes I'm an idiot)
>he tries to humiliate me at work in front of her
>in his car driving me and her home I'm visible pissed
>tell him to take me to the same place as the girl
>he refuses
>I lose my shit say I'm not getting out of the car till he does
>I give up tell them to go fuck themselves and just say anything that comes to mind to the shit stain (including that I'm going to kill him)
>next day at work act cool as fuck both can't look me in the eye
>stop talking to the shit stain completely
>next few days apologize to the girl
I pushed her away she thought my intentions were bad she wanted someone to feel safe and secure with and so became the ugly shit stain's lap dog
I know for a fact that she likes me and is ignoring me because she's hurt but he has her ear and I don't fucking trust that shit stain at all
What do? How do I win her over?
She thinks you're completely worthless. Move on.
Simple: Find another girl.
The situation at hand has already gone to defcon-5, so need to push it further.
leave that poor girl alone you turbo autist
Anyone here literally start tearing up when they see a happy couple together?
And yes, this is unironic crying
Went outside today, sunny day.
>Couples walking around holding hands
>Young people hanging around in groups
>Parents (some my age) playing with their children
Shoot me now.
Tears of happiness or jealousy?
Neither for me lol
>>29834278
To be honest, I used to feel jealous, but now I just don't care, good for them I guess.
Seeing groups of young people do makes me sad, because I used to have a group of friends but we had to drift apart.
Tfw no pure, blonde gf to marry
posting a pic of a coal burner, noice
>negro nose
>dyed hair
>>29834275
is that channing tatum's sister?
looks like a thumb
saging bc the shilling must stop
Lurking femanons, how do you masturbate?
With chads cock in my mouth
why do malebots keep making threads like these?
are you losers really that desperate?
I haven't touched a male in 6+ years, could not give a shit. why do you all feel this over powering need to be around/with women?
what is wrong with you failed, wannabe normies?
>>29834389
>I haven't touched a male in 6+ years, could not give a shit. why do you all feel this over powering need to be around/with women?
I have a female friend I met here and she says that men are much more romantic and women are much more self-interested and psychopathic.
That's probably why.
Please participate in this proxypoll.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10706310
originalini bump
what if you're a student but you're taking a semester off?
Should you put student or NEET
>>29834334
You're still enrolled in an educational institution, so student.
>tfw every girl you've ever crushed on has sucked 100 cocks
let that sink in
Every time you kiss her, you'd be tasting some Chad's cock.
That's a lot of cock. You are probably over estimating. More like 5-30 would be fair depending on the girls age.
>>29834250
I haven't liked a girl in five years, get rekt
>>29834283
Did you become a gay?
Ok so it's fucking happenning and I need help.
Context first, I'm a 24KHV who started lifting a year ago, go gains, I'm not massive but I'm not a skelly anymore.
The other day I wen to get a haircut and the the qt hairdresser kept complimenting me, it was literally the first time in my life so I kept it quiet only saying thank you and smiling. Haircut is done and when I'm back home she literally stalked my phone number and started messaging me.
Si it's obvious that she must like me or some shit but I don't even know what to do or what to say, I'm fucking terrified of women, never even touched one. I stalked her back on social media and her facebook is filled with confident Chad Zyzz tier. She mentioned her ex was a fucking gym trainer or some shit I'm way under her league I don't even know what the fuck is going on and I have nobody to ask for advice since I'm an autistic robot with no friends.
I'm so autistic I consider stopping replying to her because I'm 100% sure she's going to drop me as soon as she realizes I'm not the man she thinks I am.
I am so close of making it yet so far, my autistic instincs are going to get the best of me, how am I supossed to handle a stacy that got roasted by various Chads when I'm a desperate loser, barely /fit/ with absolute zero confidence in myself?
Remember the Seinfeld episode where George does the opposite of everything his instincts tell him? Do that.
>>29834238
Just message her about how you are an autistic virgin who is terrified of women
what's the worst that could happen?
>>29834323
Yeah I might do that, I'll just write her that I think she is very cool and pretty, but I'm 100% sure I'm not the man she is looking for/thinks I am.
What hurts the most is that I'm not able to do what men do. Why does it have to be so difficult for me when It's natural for 99% of the guys. I hate being a beta piece of garbage, I am a waste of an human being, I wonder where my life went so fucking wrong I can't even do natural things.
>Inb4 make 4chan great again
Nowadays /r9k/ is the only board who kept his edge, and it's being attacked for it.
/b/ is just a host for trap and stupid porn threads, and it seems this year's summer has brought even worse summer fags then last year.
It's all boring PC shit.
What can we do? How can we make this site interesting again?
Let's come up with something, let's do something interesting for once.
This board is the only place that keeps this site like what it was.
>>29834227
this board is literally a board for losers what are you talking about.
Sure, how?
What can we do really.
>>29834265
Yea, and we can do much more.
Beta uprising shit, mass-trolling.
Which animal would you fuck if you had to fuck one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUDGfeO9-kI
A black chick, if I really had to
>>29834145
A woman
>inb4 absolute madman
i heard stories of people doing it
What did lonely or depressed people do before TV and the Internet were a thing? I've gotten bored of just sitting in front of the computer.
killed themselves because there is nothing.
>>29834137
They killed themselves
Or I guess went to libraries and shit like that
>>29834137
such a dumb quote
Do I have what it takes to rock the fe-do-do? I know people say it's "cringe" but I think I pull it off. Pic related
>>29834132
What about me, does anyone think I could pull off the fedora look?
>>29834132
"i think I pull it off even though most don't"
Welcome to the mentality of every single fedora autist.
>>29834132
Wow yea. It really improves your look anon. You look those old mafia type guys.
Shit...
I feel so bad for John. I first heard last month he was heavily red-pilled in massive doses back over on Bodybuildingforums relating to Hitler and the Holocaust, and has since spiraled into a deep dish depression. His mother apparently has contacted psychiatrists on his current mental health status too, which causes deep concern in his following. He is now spending unhealthy ammounts of time (15 hours at a time) listening to static on his short-wave radio.
An anon from another thread who knew him IRL claimed he's slowly losing his mind and is not sure if it's the fast food he's been eating en mass or the recent hardcore red-pilling - he said he sees his mother drive him into the city every other day (he still hasn't attained a licence at the age of 22) to purchase processed shit from fast-food chains. In a review of a macaroni product he produced 2 weeks ago you can see him about to break into tears mid review.
And so comes to the topic of this discussion - should we only red-pill the strong minded? some folk like little Johnny just don't have what it takes. He may very well descend into madness from overdosing on the red pill - due to swallowing such a massive dose instead of rationing out smaller red-pills.
The tears were because of a toothache you clout. He's always been listening to shortwave, don't be a fool.
>>29834184
>The tears were because of a toothache you clout.
Denial.
He's fucking losing it man, OP is right - have you seen his most recent VORW?
>deep dish of ddpression
rofl
A qt Japanese loli gf is every man's God-given right.
>ugly bangs
6/10
>>29834124
I hope the Sexbot revolution allows every man a qt loli/shota.
>>29834124
>ywn raise a cute japanese girl as your daughter and instill values in her that will turn her into a beautiful and respectable woman
>ywn have a qt japanese childhood friend that has a crush on you and that has strict parents who like you and will even try and get you two together
Fuck your pedo shit.
