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>mfw I realised you only need $450000 of capital to earn 1.5k a month after taxes
Almost 1/2 of the way anons. 24 y/o now plan to retire at 30. Any other anons doing early retirements? tips and tricks pls
>>29831787
That's not enough to fucking retire on idiot, if you don't have at least 1.5 million to retire on in your 50s you're fucked, if you have 3 million you can retire in your 40s, 4.5 million 30s etc
>>29831966
Its enough when i dont have to pay for healthcare dingus
>>29831787
If you work hard enough/in a job that gives you enough money to retire by 30 you shouldn't be here
you're walking down the street when this girl looks at you like this.
what do you do/say?
I wouldn't notice her looking at me because I only ever look at womens tits or vaginas.
>>29831784
"Hey" then keep walking. If she stops and says hey back then I would stop too and continue to talk to her. I like to think it's more nonchalant. Also, the girl may just be smiling to be nice and not be looking to actually talk.
>>29831784
>smile back
>keep walking
why do they do this anyway?
What does /r9k/ think about Stef's latest video? Are niggers really as dumb as science tells us, or have they just been dealt a bad hand?
All I can say is my experiences with black people has been mostly negative, and therefore I would be more inclined to believe the former. What do you think?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2RVIi6M7oM
>>29831684
I haven't watched it, his comments on elliot roger were brilliant so I'll try this out.
>>29831717
Yeh he's really good now. I used to watch him back when he was very libertarian, but over time he's progressed to this HBD, anti-SJW conservative position
The idea that we all evolved equally in such extreme varying climates and condition is absolutely ridiculous.
>I dreamt I was in a buffet, alone
>There was a big family sitting beside me and we started talking
>One of their family members was a bland, 5/10 qt. Her parents were telling me how alone she was and how much she complained about the lack of attention.
>That she would basically say yes to any man if they asked
>That built up my confidence so I approached her
>We hit things off nicely
>I'm gonna do this, guys, I'm gonna ask her out
>Just as the words coming out, she grew an extra 6 inches so that she's just an inch taller than me
>She gives me the smirk and I instantly wake up
Fuck, does this happen to anyone?
manlets baka
>>29831639
>Watching my life waste away in a dream
>see me own body as a skinnyfat grinchmode fag
>used to be a bodybuilder /fitizen/
>now skinnyfuck with no muscle (GF said she liked it- turns out not)
>I watch as my gf cheats on me (again) and turns into your typical stacy
>im shown my own life and how hard ive fucked up at every turn and part
>i relivey moms abuse and her psychopathic disorders episodes every day again
>Life just gets worse and then in the end you cant even kill yourself.
This is hell and we cant leave. Kill every jew.
>>29831683
I'm not that short actually. I'm above average height.
I freaked out because I realized I may have spent too much time soaking in /r9k/'s memes
Anyone notice anzu looks very sick lately?what are they doing to her in Japan?
>what are they doing to her in Japan?
>>29831632
She was underweight before she come to Japan. She needs to eat more protein.
body dismorphia
though she's probably just 15lbs underweight compared to the average slender nihonjin
>tfw you live in a bad neighborhood and can't have fun with PokemonGo like everyone else
I envy you robots that live with mom in her suburbian house in her cute and quiet neighborhood where neighbors wave and smile at each other. You won't get killed if you go out after midnight.
>only two pokestops within 3km of me
>7 within 10km, all different directions
>if I catch a bus and a train into town which takes 50 minutes then I could hit more pokestops, like 50 within 7km~
Count your stars that you can walk around during the day and get more than 6 pokeballs
>>29831712
Dont worry its a shot game woth all the same problems ingress had . actually all it is ,is a reskinned ingress
Pokestops are based on ussr input of historic marks from ingress. So no one must have played ingres near you . Honestly is try submitting ylur house as some kind of loca muesum and they might accept it bit last i knew apllications were closed
I live in an upper middle class neighborhood but my job is in the ghetto. If you're not a little bitch you should go out to those places and get your loot. The gyms in the ghetto are all low level bums who have a Raticate.
>tfw you wrote her that you want her as a gf and she see's it but doesn't reply
kill me
Be strong, Brother. This feel will just make you more metallic.
>>29831558
Beta btfo.
>>29831558
been there brother
but she replied that she's busy now and can't reply :^)
after few months I was kinda ok
now I am more resilent
Confidence booster thread.
>https://www.reddit.com/r/smalldickproblems
these guys are just hilariously small
inb4 plebbit
Willing to bet that the venn doagram of people who post both there and reddit's cuck board is a single overlapping circle.
>>29831535
holy shit that board is just like being on r9k
>>29831535
>MFW 3.5 inches but I'm having a sex change and i'm purely bottom so who the fuck cares?
Also, my bf thinks it's cute.
If you're not ugly or unattractive, why are you a robot, anon? I'll start. I'm a complete nervous wreck. I can't talk to people without striking a pose as a weird nervous tick, or pretty much kicking my legs out in a weird form of dancing in place. Every time I'm into someone, I lack the self control not to smother them, and whenever I talk to them, always somehow get caught up in whining about depression like a little bitch. Can't get dates, and on the chance I do, a third of them cheated on me within the first week. Anyone else have alternative reasons for being a robot other than being unattractive? Pic mostly unrelated
>>29831528
Social anxiety is a bitch. I have it too. Practice not giving a fuck anon. I know at the end of the day I can go home and play vidya so I dont care how people perceive me. It's easier said than done of course.
>>29831627
Thanks anon. I'm not sure if I'll do well at it, but it's worth a shot
>>29831528
Autism, separation anxiety and severe paranoia. I don't come across as that autistic, mostly because of how I look and dress, but in a relationship I am autistic as fuck. I have a gf of 3 years but she's autistic as hell and is scared of contact so we only fugg once every few months (i know thats more than most of this board but still) If i weren't with her I don't think I could handle any other relationship, they would inevitably get sick of me being controlling, obsessive and paranoid. The way I do shit is typically autistic as well so I struggle with making friends.
Overall i'm pretty attractive, people have told me i'm a solid 8-9/10 (not chad, i'm slim and a lot more autistic) but i don't want to fuck a stacy, i've only been in one relationship which is my current one, it's good but I still want to kill myself every so often
I'm surprised my gf hasn't left me
What is a "good life" for you?
>>29831524
A life in which I follow a greater goal and achieve happiness on the way.
Or just being a K-ON! girl.
>>29831524
Not my life
Every single life possible.
White fembots, do you have any Latina friends?
all white girls have at least one black friend and one latina friend
>>29831482
No, and I don't have non-Latina friends either.
>>29831532
Well I mean close friends
How can you love a girl that has swallowed and had her face covered in another man's stinky cum? How can you be comfortable knowing that another man used her mouth like a sex-toy and marked his territory all over her face, like a cheap cumrag? Do you just have no self-respect or what?
>>29831392
I obviously can't, what's your point?
>>29831392
That webm reminded me about Castlevania somehow
>>29831392
I can't, and I won't. Too many women in western society are sluts and whores, it's out of control. Young males are pressured to "man up" and not worship women, but I refuse to do that.
I can only hope that young western males start to grow a spine again and refuse to allow women to be such degenerate cunts.
>been staying at my grandma's house for a few weeks
>She's 79
>She went to bed at midnight and is still in bed at 11am
>walked into her room and it looked like she was sleeping
How long till I should be worried? She's not in poor health just old.
Not very worried. Mine died months ago at 9(6)? And that was only because of cancer
>>29831382
Start vacuuming or something and see if it wakes her up. At least its something selfless too, rather than a tv or something
>>29831407
i'll try making some bacon see if that wakes her up
hahaha, you are so funny, anon :-)
I really like you :-)
Can we go out today? I feel safe with you and you love me, no matter what other people say, right? :-) :-*
>>29831377
>implying this roastie would ever say that to a robot
Even ugly bitches like her would never settle for anything less than Chad.
I'd go out with her. She's kawaii as fuck.
>>29831396
Why should she settle for anything less than Chad thundercock? Do you see her teddies senpai? She could easily get a Chad with that body.
>"you look like a twig anon"
>"lol i really thought you were anorexic anon!"
>"anon you need to eat more"
I FUCKING KNOW THAT YOU STUPID FUCKS LEAVE ME ALONE IM FINE WITH MY FUCKING WEIGHT
> eat like a horse
> don't get a pount
> LOL EAT MORE ANON U SO THIN
forever a thinlette
>skinnyfag
>eat massive amounts of food
>gain no weight
Its better than being a landwhale who eats a salad once a day and cant lose weight.
I know that people have brought my mother aside to ask her about me seeing a doctor, I mean I understand my unusual appearance may suggest some health issues but do people really need to butt in on something that would already be that obvious?
