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How do you cope with embarrassing memories?
just got to switch your brain off and say youre not going to give it any more time in your head.
I don't.
fhdw
>>29833114
embrace it
you know you really had fun
don't think about what others think about you
>whites are browsing this board right now claiming to be robots despite their privileged status in society
What is the final solution to the white cancer?
1/10 bait or1ginal
>>29833107
I completely agree!
Did you guys know that you can put "sage" in the options field of your post and you will get a randomized name?
>>29833107
Segregation
Keep whites separated from everyone else so that way they can no longer oppress people of color.
>dont even want gf anymore just want something i can stick my dick in on a semi-regular basis
Do I have to start working out to get a fukbuddi?
>>29833096
Not necessarily, no. If you have to ask such things chances are you won't be acquiring them anytime soon. Should've already happened by now.
>>29833096
I outright offered money to a tinder roastie in exchange for sex and she agreed (the absolute madman). She already said, in her own words, that she wants to be my personal whore. I'm gonna make this a regular thing.
>>29833096
You have to go out and meet people. Having a good body will be a small part of it.
Just make a good old fashioned fefe anon.
Anyone know if overdosing on poppy seed tea would be a good suicide pIan? Some people have overdosed on it accidentally and died, so I don't think it'd be too hard to do if I'm planning on it. It would be painless. Just feel wrapped in cozy morphine warmth as it takes you into a deep slumber, from which you never wake up again. Sounds perfect to me.
It's show time. Ol' Andrew's gonna finally do himself in. No more suffering, no more shame, no more anxiety, just complete nothingness forever and ever.
>>29833082
>just complete nothingness forever and ever.
>yfw society accepts transhumanism and uses science and technology to fix problems in the universe, eventually bringing dead people back to life and becoming immortal
i hope you won't kill yourself because anything you can do to help will contribute to this, but i understand why you would if the suffering is too great for you. i think you're stronger than that though.
and i know your first reaction will be to laugh it off and say that'll never happen, because you're scared.
>>29833174
I'm going to write in my note that I want to be cremated and have the ashes buried in a ditch. Nobody will be able to revive me.
I can't keep living like this. I've been neglected and ignored my entire life. My parents never bothered to buy me food, so I just starved. I don't have any friends. Nobody cares about me. Nobody loves me. I've gone so long without talking to anyone that I'm starting to lose my mind. I can't do this anymore.
The world clearly doesn't want me here. I know when I'm not welcome. I'm leaving. Nobody will ever have to be bothered by me again.
I guess I'll just ask on American /r9k/ tonight.
Your brain is instantly teleported into Chad's body. You have the same personality and history except you are now 10/10.
How will your life pan out? Do you really think you'll be happier?
yesoriginal comment senpai
OBJECTIVELY yes. ANYONE will react better to you if you are handsome
>>29833052
it would spare me years of hrt and 100k of plastic surgery
so yes
>tfw you don't know shit about life
>>29832979
that makes us two anon
>tfw I know everything
>>29832979
>no one will ever become your mentor and tell you the most efficient and effective ways to go about life
Does /r9k/ have any experiences with pesky 'nice guys' and orbiters? How did you deal with them?
As a chad, stacy or fellow orbiter?
>>29832962
had a gf once she had a orbiter I confronted him and told him to piss off he then pissed off.
>>29833030
Did you do it in front of your girlfriend?
If you could redo life while retaining your memory, but as an indian male or a black woman.
Do you think your life would end up better
>>29832913
I don't know how it could end up worse
Sure I would!I'm already an indian man
Depends if I am reborn in the past or the future.
I would be the black woman whatever.
>That kid who never could find a partner or group in school activitiesThat kid was me[/spoilerr]
>>29832868
>That kid who got away with raping a roastie.
>that kid in first grade who was the only one who said "no" when the teacher asked who in the class wants to go to toilet
>whole class leaves for toilet break except him
>as soon as class leaves, he pisses all over the floor and tables, and the teacher being the first to enter the class door looks at him with surprise and rage and immediately takes him outside the buildingGuess who?
>that kid who heard his oneitis he had been orbiting for three years got a boyfriend and lost her virginity to him in the first week
>that kid who left baking chocolate and sausages with thumbtacks in her front yard for her shitty dogs>that kid who got away with it
Would you continue to browse/shitpost in the event of a zombie apocalypse?
>>29832867
Nothing, I mean nothing will stop me shitposting. I already have a guy to shitpost for me on standby in case I die
>>29832867
Yeah. In fact I'd probably come here at first hint.
>>29832867
>he wouldn't set up a secret post-apocalyptic shitposting syndicate
Post amateur photos of cute girls. That's it.
>>29832845
Gonna bump this thread for a while, yep
>>29832845
does anybody else get really upset when they see a random pretty girl irl and realize they'll never ever get to please their eyes with looking at them? i want their pics or smth
just look at her pale skin, would lick her face?
>W-wow anon thanks for this meal!~
>>29832827
I didn't buy you that, I'm a need you retard
>>29832837
neet*, sorry i have a speech impediment
>reminding me that I will never, EVER have a qt asian gf
Thanks, OP, I'm going to kill myself now.
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Would you fuck a clone of yourself that was the opposite race of yourself?
I probably would, a white version of myself would be feminine as hell
>>29832683
No im ugly as shit and not gay.
>>29832683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K7fCQlUhj0
nope ., never .
>>29832683
Lmao, what's the opposite of being both ebony and ivory?
Why don't you get a tiny gf like I did, anons?
>sitting at my computer desk, browsing /r9k/
>suddenly here some fumbling from behind the desk
>ignore it for a while, but finally it gets to me
>i stand up, move the desk and bend down to see what's going on behind it, assume that it's become loose
>instead, i see a tiny little woman, pic related in size
>her voice is really high pitched but she lets out a hearty laugh and thanks me for saving her, says that she almost was squished
>tells me she's lived in my house nearly all her life, a wholehundred years
>she stammers and says she was too shy to introduce herself when i'd moved in a month ago
>tells me it gets quite lonely and asks me to keep her company
>i let her sit in my lap while i shitpost on /v/ and /int/
>i tell her that i'll find some clothes for her and go to a doll store and buy her cute little outfits
>i make her a little doll-sized bed to sleep in next to mine
>i cook her mouse-sized meals that are tiny replicas of my own
>we watch movies together
>i even bought her a phone with a touchscreen and a light stylus that she can use to browse the interbutts
>eventually we bond and go out on a "date" which consists of me eating dinner alone while she sits in my shirt pocket, nibbling on a crumb
>i ask her to be my gf
>she says yes
It's all the perks of having a gf, except she's tiny so Chad can't see her and steal her away from you! I mean, technically I haven't lost my virginity, since her vagoo is too small for my cock, but isn't that a bonus? She makes my penis look so much bigger. Last night I jerked off onto her and drenched her in my juices
I'm thinking about asking her to marry me. Anyone know where to get tiny rings for their tiny gfs?
>>29832668
how do I find myself a fuccfaerie
I legit feel sorry for you and how lonely you must feel, there was a time when 4chan was allI had, things have changed abit for me tho, I got a job so my parents would feel somewhat proud of me, I met my first gf there at 21 years old, had my first kiss, lost my v-card, shes about 30lbs overweight but not a comeplete landwhale, very pretty to me and makes me happy, you will find this one day too anon, Ita gonna get better one day, one day where you wont have to write shit like that to pass the time
>>29832668
tfw no fairy gf to talk with all night ;_;
>be part of a group of friends
>two of those friends always set the other friends up with colleagues etc
>never ever been set up by these people
>ask why
>they reply "who would we set you up with"
Burned all my bridges with friends since high school tonight. Called them a bunch of worthless cunts etc. I am now friendless.
Did I fuck up?
You already know the answer. They were being honest with you instead of sparing your feelings, and you still showed them weakness.
>>29832681
How did I show them weakness?
If you want people to lie to you, pay someone to do it. Or ask advice who are jaded as to what you feel. Your ex-friends were honest with you, as a true friend should be.
You sound like a fuck up in life. Now you have no chance of winning back their friendship. Since you have nothing going for you, it's time to off yourself. Stop consuming the air and food of the people who are actually worth something.
