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Getting those chores done, wagecuck?
Just been on a fun run with my friends NEET, I have to maintain a healthy body to go with my healthy mind
Weekends are so boring. I realise it's because I have no friends and my life is boring but, fuck, I don't know how you neet faggots do it
Just heading home in my ferrari after fucking some hot milf. She mentioned she had a son my age with no job and is always in his room. Shame.
>"oi love, take a pik-chah. this bloke'll be rite tuffied after ee finds ouwt we gaveim a stinkah on 'is bald noggin"
>>29832584
oh come on
this is better than anything else here
>>29832584
Thank you so much OP, I lost this picture months ago, you gave it back to me.
Anyone has any more pictures like this?
>>29832584
is that hitman
Alright robots, how do we put a stop to this normie shit? Literally everyone on my normiebook is going nuts over this filth that encourages you to leave your basement if you want to play pokemon.
mobile games were a mistake
I don't want to play it so badly that I'll go out just to catch more, but I do need to remember to play it while I go out. It probably is gonna get some updates over the next couple months anyway.
>how do we stop this normie shit
>everyone plays it on my normiebook :((
Fuck off and cry back in there about it
How's that job hunt going? Are you in training or school for anything?
I can hear the "ara ara" pouring out of this picture
Who's this semen demon?thick
I already have a job but re-applied for a bakery clerk position.
>paid her to blow me once
>sucked like a vacuum
>now I check her ad every day for new pics
>want to save her from this life
>want to just pay to fuck her
I'm addicted to a hooker
>>29832463
>$60 to $100 an hour
>untaxed
>>29832857
That's really cheap. OP probably got a disease
>>29832891
I was actually complaning about prostitutes making easy black money
Would you fuck pic related if I paid you 10k bucks to do it?
Why the unnecissary "k"?
>>29832452
Can I fuck the other 10k bucks?
Yeah
Ohxogxyo
>8 months ago
>get 1st ever gf
>chubbier than I prefer but nice
>2 months ago
>get kicked out by parents
>gf lets me move in with her for free (I'm unemployed, no money)
>start making us healthy meals
>start going for nightly walks
>she loses lots of weight
>looks perfect now
>couldn't be happier
>last night
>just had sex, laying together
>she's running her fingers over my balls, going toward my ass
>i kind of pull away
>she comments that I should let her try playing with my ass while blowing me
>"it gives the most intense orgasms ever, trust me I'm really good at it, we should try"
>she's only ever had 1 bf / sexual partner before me (named Mark)
>seen pictures of them together, tall muscular guy
>can't stop picturing her tonguing and fingering Mark's ass while blowing him
We just fought over some stupid nonsense because I'm still mad and thinking about this shit. She left to go to her parents, I'm sitting in her apartment now wondering how the fuck I get passed this.
gtfo disgusting normalfag
Well OP it looks like your only solution is to kill her then urself
>>29832449
If you have a problem with her not being a virgin then why the fuck are you with her in the first place?
Give me one good reason society shouldn't prioritize the health, wealth and well-being of GENETICALLY SUPERIOR MALES?
Because Jews need weak submissive goys. Do u even think that cuckold and traps are exist for no reason? Thats one of the ways to paralyze western and europe society.
No point doing it for men but not women. Then you'll just end up with mannish women in a couple generations.
>>29832391
>GENETICALLY
That's steroid abuse.
>Slowly losing hair
>Look up effective treatments
>Minoxidil(Rogaine) is effective, but severely fucks up your skin and ages you by disrupting collagen production
>Finasteride(Propecia) is effective, but can cause erectile disfunction, and in some cases, permanent impotence, even after stopping the drug
Kill me....
>inb4 just shave your head, bro
I have a babbyface and absolutely wouldn't look good with a bald head. Also, I'm a manlet.
So, how's the condition of your hair, anons? Do you do any treatments? Is it effective? Do you have side effects?
It's a pain in the ass, applying Minoxidil.
Have started regularly, but stopped doing it after only 1 month.
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>>29832335
Rogaine makes you age?
Just use fin op.
Do you guys unironically like this guy?
He's a total normalshit who mocks true mentally ill robots, so no
>>29832323
2normalfag4me
>>29832346
He's into scat ffs baka
Ah, hey there, wagies.
On your lunch break I see? Don't worry, I won't hold you too long. I mean, you wouldn't want Mr. Shekelstein to see you on 4chan, right?
Let's cut to the chase. I want my new PC by the end of next month, and you're going to get it for me by slaving away for your Jew boss and giving all your tax dollars to me. Well, hey. I didn't create the system, did I?
I finished my studies of Descartes. Truly, he was an interesting philosopher, with a mind similar to my own, yet his controversy could only be averted to his extreme dismissal of empiricist theories... oh, what am I saying? You're just a braindead wagie, I'd never get intellectual conversation out of you.
Now, run back to Shekelstein, wagies. And work hard to get me that PC!
It's a Saturday
But I just went to town with my flatmate for a new pair of jeans and we grabbed some lunch too.
I was also looking at candles to make my 2 night stay in a hotel with my girlfriend next week a bit sexier. I really can't wait for it, I like having some disposable cash to spend of things to enjoy my life. A weekend of sex, eating at restaurants we like and cuddling. Going to be great. What will you be up to?
>>29832372
Oh, it is! Sorry, as a NEET it doesn't matter what day of the week it is. Besides - I know that there are wagies out there slaving away even today! Or, even worse... those that got called in to work on Saturday! Even better!
>I sometimes still think about girls from my middle school when I fap
>I'm 24 years old
God help me. Is anyone else this degenerate?
That's interesting. No, I don't usually do that. Although in middle/highschool I masturbated thinking about female peers all the time.
Currently I'm more interested in thiq 3d cows and 2d incest and straight shota fetishes.
>>29832278
I don't remember what they look like. I don't remember much of my childhood years anyway, might just be repression since I was even more of a complete autist back then.
>>29832341
>thiq
>trying to make people who have no self control and eat too much sound cute
>tfw sit in my room almost 24 hours a day
>eat junk food
>fap
>play video games
>drink
>watch TV shows
>tfw ""comfy"" but dead inside
There's no escape, isn't it?
>>29832202
>There's no escape, isn't it?
Try hanging yourself.
>>29832202
I'm a wagie and would literally kill someone to get what you have.
>>29832202
there is an escape, it's called getting a job since you can't handle all the free time you pathetic sack of shit.
>game I have been playing daily for the past 7 years is starting to bore me now
>I've spent thousands of dollars in it and have so many memories
It's like watching a dog die. How do I get over these feels?
Getting a job may help
>>29832226
I already have a job. I'm a truck driver.
>>29832196
what game is it OP?
what's your favourite memory from it?
>be poor twink robot
>someone wants to pay me 200 dollars to strap on fuck a large fish and torture it
I feel this is too mean. The fish is alive...do fish feel pain?i have a 300$ credit card bill though.
I'm using a strap on because I don't feel comfy putting my dick in a fishes mouth
>>29832175
Fish don't have the brain power, nor the correct sequence of nerve cells and brain cells to feel pain.
Why not just sell pic related instead?
![Confused_baby[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1QGyO8F.jpg "Confused baby[1]")
