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femanon here. (pic related is me). So yeah guys im sick of being harrassed online by virgin boys when im gaming...
Yes im a female
Yes im a gamer girl
Yes i workout
Yes im a personal trainer
Yes im a security guard
SO FUCKING WHAT?
no i wont date you, i only date fit black men with a good education like lawyers or doctors.
You see girls like me have standards and dont waste time on less intelligent working class guys and neets
hahahhahaha
9/10
Come on man, this shit is posted in /b/ every fucking week. Jesus thirst are you retarded?
>>29830313
such shitty bait
I've just called off work for the third time in a row. It's amazing they haven't fired me yet with how much I've done this in the past. I fucking hate myself for being so useless and unreliable and irresponsible.
I feel like a liar when I feel so much better after calling off, minus the crushing shame, because all I want to do is lock myself in my room and not directly deal with people at all. I feel ill with anxiety at embarrassing myself constantly as I do every day at work, and it makes my existing stomach illness worsen, but it's still mild enough that I could most likely work in spite of it even at this job where I have to stand at a register constantly. I feel like I just use this as a cover for my anxiety, because "anxiety" would be incredibly embarrassing to explain--I don't have any real problems, I feel like it's just being too lazy and weak to deal with people and to deal with being an incompetent idiot at my job.
I want to just be dead, I don't want to continue to suffer with my hopeless and frustrating ineffectuality towards changing.
>>29830292
whats the OST from?
>>29830292
Cuck-a-doodle wagecuck
>>29830292
If it makes you feel any better, I'd fire you
Attractiveness test:
>One female openly flirting with you for each year since you turned 16,
If you fail at that then you are not attractive. Females will date you if you present yourself but you will be far from their first pick.
If a girl is not openly flirting with you and dates you after you ask her out she is just settling for you because you are easy to get.
>tfw went full hikikomori NEET at 16 so I didn't talk to girls anyway
Kekt and rekt op guess you'll never know how attractive I am
>>29830300
Moron. You still leave your house. If you were attractive girls would talk to you.
You are plain looking at best
>>29830328
I said hikikomori you cuck faggot
I don't leave my house EVER
how do normies work two jobs?
I need another one to stay afloat but the thought of doing that makes me want to kill myself.
I have two jobs, both part-time, still make below the poverty line.
>>29830221
Holy shit. Fuck that.
I only work 8 hours and I'm already looking out for better paying part time jobs. Just under 6 hours so I don't have to take that required lunch break. That or fewer days.
>>29830221
>>29830280
How much are you guys making an hour and how are your monthly expenses?
>>29830301
I still live at home, don't own a car, etc so monthly expenses aren't much.
I make $8.05 an hour at both jobs. One of my jobs is at Little Caesar's and they only schedule me two days a week for three hours. My last paycheck was $54 for two weeks of work.
Is there anything worse than a mentally ill person in denial about her problems?
>her
Filth
>>29830218
hmmm, i havent seen that, and i dont belive my diagnosed autism, sooooo
Mentally ill people are not aware of their problems. At least the seriously hard to treat illnesses.
Ok /b/ I'm going to hero out tomorrow by the plastic bag method. Indeed to know how long it'll take for me to go unconscious and die.
People from /b/ should all kill themselves in my opinion...
>>29830179
You lost nigger?
do it today instead
What methods do you robots use to make money? I've looked for a wageslave job but since I spend a lot of time after high school as a NEET, most places question me on that. I was looking for methods that can be done on my own, preferably at home
I suck dick for 5 dollars around the corner
Go on Twitter, Youtube and Facebook and enter every competition you can find for Runescape items and CSGO skins. I mean like spend all day looking for them and just enter them every way you can. That stuff sells for real money quick and it's worth a fair amount too. It's not certain income like completing surveys and shit, but in a good week I've made over $500 just selling pixels I got for nothing.
>>29830354
I don't have any of this normie social media stuff, is it fine to have an account just for this shit or does it need to be established?
>>29830151
maybe you are autistic, she gives a "whatchu gonna do fucboi, look how hot am i"
she is perfect
>>29830242
Her smiles in childhood were genuine. Her adult smiles are kinda awkward.
>>29830151
Literally who
Original comment for real
Oh Pepe how low you have fallen...
Why couldn't we save him Robros?
R.i.p Pepe. He can't be saved now..
>>29830127
Even though I refrain from posting or even mentioning him at this point, he'll always have a special place in my heart.
You were simply too good for this pond my amphibian friend.
>>29830127
operation peepee poopoo failed because normies can easily sort out those pepes
what is needed are pepes so close to normie thought yet horribly off color and disgusting. then they will fear and abandon pepe.
Hey anons, I'm kinda worried here. I work as a cleaner at a butcher, and I got sick about two weeks ago but I have to force myself to keep going to work, and now my boss has noticed me slowing down. He said today that he'll give me four weeks to prove I can keep up or he'll replace me. Am I fucked?
I don't really care, man.
oregano
>>29831044
>I don't really care
Is that why you're posting?
>>29830111
Tell him you're health is declining you silly sally, its illegal to fire someone for bad health.
Has any of you ever gotten motivated? How did you do it?
I had a 1.5 year period where I was really motivated to succeed in school and make friends. I started off suffering from severe anxiety which eventually led me to go on a drinking binge which ended with me passing out in public. That was sort of a huge wakeup call and after that I became sort of obsessed with living healthy and exposing myself to discomfort and working hard. I'd say my main motivation during that time was fear of failure coupled with self-hate. I just hated how pathetic I'd become. I wanted to just kill every weak part of me and leave it all behind. Every time I felt tired or uncomfortable I would tell myself that the pain was just the old, useless me dying. I do 45 minutes on a stationary bike every day, and every time I do I visualize myself biking way from my past, leaving it all behind.
The results have been surprising. I'm never going to make up for those lost years but I've made friends for the first time since high school and am hopefully going to be graduating with a Master's degree in genetics with honors.
It's far from perfect. I still have trouble with social situations and have gitten nowhere with women, but at least I don't hate myself as much.
>>29830101
Try this:
>Shower
>shave
>wear clean cloths
>go outside
>say hi to 5 girls (run away after if u need to)
Actually try it, dont just assume things
>>29830216
That's inspiring. Fear of failure usually gets people to back down from what they want to achieve.
OMEGLE THREAD
Interests: r9k, r9komegle, omegler9k
Where's all the qt trappers at??!
>>29830047
bumping for sari
>>29830047
is this a joke or something? nobody is here.
tumblr doesn't hate you for being a virgin robots
>>29830002
No, you're right. They don't.
They hate robots for everything else. Virginity is just a symptom.
>>29830002
Feminists claim to be against virgin shaming, but it's an act. Go into any feminist space as a man and piss them off and see what their first go-to insult is.
>>29830033
>Go into any feminist space as a man
why would you ever do this lmao
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>>29829996
I'm not downloading that.
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>>29830320
When you get taken to a fema camp and are stripped of your rights and belongings and they put you in the organ farming section, you'll remember this moment and regret being a dummy dum dum
Put it on youtube, im not downloading that shit
Help me guise. I want toan hero, but afraid of some fuckups or someone finding me early, making me effectively a vegetable for rest of life. Wat do?
And no I don't have guns.
you can try beheading yourself if there's any nearby train stations.
>>29830042
Unfortunately no. There's a highway nearby where I could run in front of a truck, but again I have heard numerous cases of people being rescued and remained paralysed for rest of their life.
Fuck.
If you have a car, just do the exhaust thing. Or the charcoal heater. Just make sure to cover the windows with some thick blankets and close all the vents. Go for a drive somewhere secluded, take some sleeping pills, leave the car or heater running, close your eyes and never wake up.
