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Do men become more emotional/affectionate after the age of 27?i notice that men 27+ are much more interested in cuddling etc. why is that?men in this age group answer for me.
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I doubt anyone would want to cuddle you, bebe

Well, maybe if they have a gorilla fetish.
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>>29830658

Describe some of your observations. Any examples? Even better - statistics backing this claim up?
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>>29830714
Well, when I fuck younger men they just want to get up soon after and go play video games and they start complaining about the heAt. The older ones actually want to sleep together afterward, hold hands and other feely stuff.

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>be at work
>new girl who's kinda cute
>say to a couple coworkers that idk if she's cute or not
>they start laughing and telling me to go get it
>turn red in the face
>they tell her and she just laughs
I'm hiding outside bow afraid to go back in. Why do normies do this?
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>idk if she's cute or not

beta talk
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>>29830618
>Why do normies do this?

To check if you are a normie or not.
next time you just put your boner onto the desk.
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>>29830618
because you react like that

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>walking in public
>don't know where to stare
>don't want to look strangers in the eyes
>eyes just spazz out in different directions
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>walking fine
>a car is coming towards you
>spaghetti and start walking manually while turning your head slightly away
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>just keep my head down, focus on the ground
>mother always asks me what's so interesting about my feet
>develop neck problems
;_;
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Just look straight ahead. Nobody is going to eyefuck you.

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https://plug.dj/aoki

Join us
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>>29830575
get in here lads

orig
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bump diddy bump
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No im scared
Scareddjdjdksnfmskrj

Hey I think you got the wrong board, /b/ is two blocks down
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>>29830562
but /b/ doesn't have these fucked up mentally ill people that I enjoy.
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fuck you (originally and originally)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPJvGMYxDPs

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Why do normies even socialize? Most of them are boring as fuck. Is everyone just trying to use each other in a way or another?
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Share common interests with fellow humans.

Sex too
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When you both get enjoyment and gain out of using each other without hurting the other one,

One mans gain is not another mans loss when dealing with social capital
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>>29830543
You act like a lot of robots aren't boring as fuck too.

They socialize for entertainment reasons and to not be a loner cuz that would be bad. Normies do whatever everyone else is doing, and what everyone else is doing is having friends.

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>So that afternoon, she swiped right on a 40->something bachelor. His default photo >featured him wearing overalls and holding a >hammer.

>I wasnt attracted to him, but he was very >forthcoming, she says. She messaged him, >saying she was only looking for someone to >come over to install her air conditioner, >making it very clear it wasnt a date.

>After he came over, opened her window and >set up her AC, she said thank you, and >promptly kicked him out. He later messaged >her to go on a proper date, but she never >replied and doesnt regret it.

>Men are hard-wired to feel strong and be a >provider, she says, noting shes also used >this method to hitch a ride to the Hamptons. >I dont feel guilty using them for a little help.

http://nypost.com/2016/07/07/women-are-using-tinder-to-con-men-into-doing-chores/

Just lol at men in 2016. Fucking kill yourselves you fucking betas.
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Betas will be betas
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Once we robots get into our 30s, we will be able to do the same to all the 25+ single succubi. Women who are single and over 25+ are extremely desperate. They know their clock is ticking and they want a husband and child like all their friends. They can be strung along and abused, then dumped and laughed at when they complain that they wasted more of their extremely precious time on you.
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'if i post my real age, all i get are idiots and losers'


The delusion, can't even open a window and plug in a fucking ac. It's hilarious when old hags refuse to look in the mirror. Washed up whore sucking old jew dick in the hamptons. She will die barren, cold, and alone.

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FUCK YOU ANGELA YOU BITCH CHAD ONLY LIKES YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR HUGE TITS YOU HAVE NOTHING ELSE. EARLY CHILDHOOD DEVELOPMENT ISN'T A REAL THING TO STUDY YOU IDIOT, THE GUYS ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE SUCH A SLUT I HATE YOU SO MUCH. YOU PIECE OF NORMIE FILTH, YOU'RE JUST GOING TO END UP GETTING KNOCKED UP BY SOME GUY IN THE BATHROOM AT THE CLUB AND GET TO DO NOTHING ALL DAY AND COMPLAIN TO YOUR BITCH FRIENDS HOW HARD BEING A MOM IS WHEN WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE JUST GOING TO DUMP IT OFF WITH YOUR OWN MOM BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING CUNT WHO CAN'T HANDLE BASIC RESPONSIBILITIES LIKE THAT, YOU'RE JUST SUCH A TRYHARD AND I HATE YOU. I HATE MYSELF FOR EVER BEING YOUR FRIEND, YOU JUST USED ME TO TALK TO CHAD AND I HATE YOU SO MUCH. FUCK YOU
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>>29830517
do u mean that fat brown girl
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>>29830517
faggy white boy
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yeah, fuck merkel

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post them and their synopsis.

no hentai pls
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>>29830508
Golden boy.
After a while being a neet you can't land into anything and will live a life of misery even if you try going outside.
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>>29830536
cheersmate, top stuff
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>>29830508
Genshiken.
https://youtu.be/sf53StOqIBA

The struggle is real when you try to get a decent job but all you can do is watch anime and read manga...

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>tfw no mommy asmr gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tFaqzecZR0
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>>29830498
Mom doesn't appreciate bad rabbots
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>>29830498
what a shitty thread michael
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Punishment time!

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>tfw you will never be a cute girl

I'm intrigued by this girl. I love looking at her pictures and seeing what life is like for attractive women. This thread will be dedicated to spamming her pictures.
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You'll always be ugly, bebe :(

Just don't have kids :(
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Same with this girl

I don't have any sauce on who she is but that makes it better
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>>29830529
are you retarded or just severely underaged?

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Anyone using meditation to stop feeling lonely? Does it work? How much do you meditate?
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Meditating is for women and gays
I lift the feels away
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>>29830437
I try to do that but too lazy, meditation rules with mj or shrooms or any other psychedelics though.
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You're supposed to meditate to meditate, not to feel less lonely. It ain't a miracle cure, it's just something you do. Loneliness is cured by having friends.

Cannot believe this shit
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more Pepe gadgets
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>>29830394

You all ruined it by sharing it with them
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>>29830491
I never shared pepe with normalfags, get your facts str8 m8.

That said i do understand your point. Some faggots here decided that sharing pepe with normalscum was a good idea. Fuck them.

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>visit cousin and her family last August
>she's 17, two and a half years younger than me
>kind of grew up knowing her, but normally only see her once every 2 or so years
>start hanging out with her
>she's incredible
>fall in love with her, feel ashamed
>go home
>continue to talk over Facebook that Fall
>fast forward to October
>get drunk and tell her how I feel about her
>she's weirded out a little but handles it well, tells me not to worry about it, just try to forget about it
>next morning we laugh it off as the alcohol talking
>it wasn't the alcohol talking
>continue talking lots the following year
>fast forward to now
>visiting her again
>managed to convince myself my crush on her was just a meme
>start hanging out with her in person again
>it's not a fucking meme, I love her
>do my best not to tell her, but feel like I'm being torn apart inside
>2 weeks into visit, have breakdown and tell her
>she handles it well again, basically says she's here for me but says I should see a therapist
>she seems to be avoiding me a bit more the past few days
>regret everything, just want to be friends with her

How do I fucking fix this, I'm scared I ruined our relationship as friends and cousins.
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You probably did ruin it m8. I don't know how you thought confessing something like that could've ever turned out well.
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>>29830444
It wasn't so much confessing to her as it was me telling her I needed to talk to somebody because I was having an internal meltdown about something I couldn't be specific about, and she put 2 and 2 together.
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i suppose just get therapy, send a few apologetic tweets and shit.

and then hope you remain friends

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Eggman's gf kicked him out!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Watch him live on periscope right now walking around St Cloud homeless

Periscope @1eggwhite
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>>29830340
What are you talking about that is 3 days ago!
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>>29830340
that is a nice elliot
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WKT1fyQF4c

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