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What asian countries am I most likely to be able to get a cute asian wife in?
She also has be skinny and a virgin btw.
What's the best country to find a cute virgin boy to be my bf forever?
>>29839153
Are you a virgin too, or are you just trying to prey on innocent qt guys?
What's a good job for a worthless 21yo manchild who never had a job? I'm thinking nightshift at a gas station. I imagine it as a pretty cozy job, despite some people thinking you'll get robbed, I imagine hanging around a gas station at 3am occassionally selling booze to some oddball and getting paid for it as kinda okay compared to other jobs. I think it's a job even some mentally disturbed asocial schizoid like me can do. Most people who come very late at night are probably friendly and just want to come buy some cigarettes or booze and go home.
What's some other jobs you'd recommend?
>>29838749
Security. My friend works a security job, all he does is watch tv and occasionally looks at the outside footage
>>29838798
I'm not physically strong or imposing in the slightest (I look like a skinny 16-18yo teenager body frame wise so I don't think I'd get hired as a security guard since if there'd be an emergency situation I imagine I would have to at least be able to subdue the person..
bump
it's either get a job or kill myself for me, any other manchildren who got out of this situation, if yes what are you doing now?
You faggots are fucking disguising. You immense self-loathing is only matched by the actual hate that society has for you. Why are you not listening to emo music?
Theory one about why robots don't listen to emo:
> Robots are too autistic to have intense feels.
This is obviously wrong. Psychopaths have trouble feeling feels, autists have trouble understanding other people's feels
Theory two:
> Robots want to suppress their depressive feelings, not heighten them.
Again, wrong. Robots love to share their fucked up feelings on this shitty board. Even shitposting is an example of emotional expression.
Theory three:
> Emo culture is highly social and aesthetic, whereas robots are isolated and tasteless.
Seems possible, but the music is still good - you don't need to participate in normie culture to hear the music.
Theory four:
> Robots are actually too self-concious and ashamed to give in to listening to such a widely hated and lame genre
I think its this one. I think that even if you faggots never leave your fucking bedroom in your parents basement you still feel ashamed to give emo music a try.
inb4 genre x is more feel-full blah blah blah shut up youre boring
pic related as im listening to it right now
>>29838716
taking back sunday is better
>>29838716
Black metal is the true robot genre you ignorant buffoon
The only 'emo' I will ever listen to and it's not for the lyrics
Is there even a point trying to get a gf like her? It is just impossible, isn't it?
like... a celebrity? uh, yeah.
girls like her are a diamond dozen
>>29838756
Okay, where can I send you the dime? And you give me a dozen Kstews.
>moth in my room
>don't know where he is
What do
if the queen came up to you and told you to lick her pussy, would you do it?
>>29838657
If you have a cat, let it into your room, it will chase it down. My cat goes nuts for moths
I opened the window and he's now outside.
>>29838685
Only if she gave me money.
Reminder that any thread started here should have a frog, feel, or 2d girl as the image.
>>29838649
I miss the glory days of every thread being this way. Now it's fucking nornalfags, attention whires, and race bait shit.
This board now belongs to reddit so fuck off with your weeaboo shit, pedophile.
>>29838760
I can take the lead if your nervous reddit-kun~
>at work
>12 year old girl and her friends start talking to me
>they say I look like PewDiePie
Is that good?
i mean he doesn't look all that bad
Why do you think pew die pie is popular ?
Get you're d wet.
>tfw chad makes an autistic joke and everyone laughs
fresh oc
>>29838525
this angers me
if one of us tried to make that joke we'd be unfriended by everyone
You guys get so autistic over """normies""" with what, 30 likes on Facebook? At least wait until the late 400s until you start getting butt flustered
>>29838525
I don't get it
Also Jose Pablo is a funny name for chad
>overwatch still not cracked
FUCK I want to play it so bad why don't crackers get onto it
>>29838497
>cracking an online game made by blizzard
They couldn't do it with Diablo 3 so why do you think they'd be able to do it with Underwatch
Isn't it a stupid online only game made for normalfags, what would be the fucking point of cracking something you couldn't even connect to servers for. Just save some money up like everyone else retard.
>>29838497
just buy it OP if you want it so bad. and if you dont have money then get a fucking job
Pat the bunny is the most robot musician
Prove me wrong
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Per_%22Dead%22_Ohlin
he quit, he was a liberal normie all along
How are his arms so skinny? What in the world
well robots, this is it for me.
i wont bore you with the details, because it doesn't really matter.
i'll be killing myself soon. i just finished an album thats being mastered right now. once it finishes it i'll release it and go peacefully in the night.
i want you to know while i disagree with a lot of the ideology here, there are a bunch of you here that made me feel so much better.
i'm not sure whats on the other side. i dont believe in god. but im excited to find out. im excited not to feel this grief anymore.
not sure how i'll do it, probably from jumping off something tall or standing in front of something fast.
thanks for the good times, robots.
>>29838464
whats the album about?
>>29838560
only a few tracks have vocals. its ambient, experiemental electronic.
its about the regret i've faced at the end of a relationship failing. i'd post the album but im worried someone i know might be lurking on this board (i know a bunch of robots) and i dont want anyone trying to stop me.
>>29838464
take me with you?
also can we collab? :)
Is it possible to find a QT virgin in big cities like LA, NYC, or Miami?
>>29838440
i imagine it's more possible there than other cities, based strictly on numbers.
but still less likely than rural areas.
Obviously not.
The bigger the city the lesser the chance.
The lower the number of the world the lesser the chance.
Best bet is a girl from a remote town for a second world nation like Russia or whatever.
>>29838862
>Best bet is a girl from a remote town for a second world nation like Russia or whatever.
these girls are getting fucked by their uncles, brothers, stepfathers and neighborhood boys starting from age 12.
>Mom found the semen sculptures
Dad found the cigarette pan
>Land lord found the shower socks
>oh its this thread again guy found this thread again
>mfw I started the trap meme
>started spamming pictures of transexual prostitutes I fucked on /b/ back in 2004
>other anons discover transexual porn through me and get into it
>they start spamming it everywhere too
>people see their porn and and get into it
>transexual porn users grow exponentially from my initial tranny pics
>tfw living the sweet NEET life as a 56 year old knowing I've turned thousands of college kids into confused faggots
>>29838417
Pic of back of hand with timestamp (To show age)
>>29838417
Absolutely and undeniably devilish
>>29838417
if this is true this is an extremely sad post, you silly, pathetic old man.
Guys liking trannies didn't start on 4chan btw, it's always been a leading fetish.
Weave's fly, we meme, give constructive criticism to femanons willing to change and black-anons tell us what it is like to be expected to date the more grotesque and vulgar women in America.
-African American women have the highest rates of being overweight or obese compared to other groups in the U.S. About four out of five African American women are overweight or obese.
http://minorityhealth.hhs.gov/omh/browse.aspx?lvl=4&lvlid=25
wew
>>29838366
Back to pol.
THIS is original.
>>29838610
>weakly parroting redditshit
ayy lmao
niggers are disgusting
>>29838639
K m8 for some reason I don't think you're exactly a shining example of a human being.
