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>actually get reasonably qt hhkv gf
>she's fucking mean
>I hate her
>but she's the best I will ever get
God is dead.
>>29841400
>she's fucking mean
explain
>>29841400
post pic, ill tell you if its worth it
>>29841690
She has a job and I don't, I'm a student and she's not, so if I want something, I have to ask her for money.
More than half the time she'll tell me to fuck off.
If I wear something she doesn't like, she makes me change to "match her style."
If I get a bad grade on something, she hovers around me forcing me to study harder until I get an "acceptable" grade on the next big project.
Just anything little thing she can control, she does, and she isn't nice about it.
When you let someone's words get to you, you let them define you. You guys need to stop caring what people think.
If you're not getting laid anyway, why does it matter if people think you're ugly?
You guys are all so fucking delusional.
Pic unrelated
anal intercouse
Ballsacks
Anal intercourse
OP right.
Do you want to know what makes someone come across as cool?
It's that they don't givelf assured.
All you're social akwardness is based on you're insecurity.
>>29842067
If you're socially awkward and ugly and NOT insecure you end up like chris chan or any of the other lolcows we make fun of on this website.
>robos don't like the idea of cum having been in a girl's mouth
>robos are perfectly fine with vomit having been in a girl's mouth
>>29841281
fuck off whoare
As long as it's their own I don't see anything wrong with any of these.
>>29841281
>robos are perfectly fine with vomit having been in a girl's mouth
why do you think this? I am definitely not okay with it. I wouldn't date a girl who has vomited before because I have standards.You have to draw the line somewhere.
Heyyyyy guise
>audience goes wooooo wooo
Soooooooooo I'm a slut
>women in audience shriek, men giggle a bit
But what else is new right?
>that one girl in the back audibly laughs one more time just after the audience went silent again
>this causes the front rows to resume laughing
Wow okay, I wish the GUY I met last night was THIS enthusiastic
>one woman jumps up on the stage and starts twerking
I was like UHMMMM? WHAT are you doing?
>the Ghostbusters car crashes through the wall and kills 50 people
>Melissa McCarthy quips "we're supposed to CATCH ghosts, not MAKE MORE"
Jesus, I haven't seen this much blood since...
>everything goes dead silent
>Kristen Wiig slowly opens a bag of chips while the camera zooms in on her face
>the remaining women in the audience make the fishmouth face
>nobody moves
...MY PERIOD
>all the corpses reanimate and start eating the men
>Brianna Wu announces Revolution 60-X2 on twitter
>Kate McKinnon announces Blues Brothers reboot
>Kate McKinnon announces Blues Brothers reboot
That's not funny. Some things you don't joke about.
>>29841238
>Melissa McCarthy quips "we're supposed to CATCH ghosts, not MAKE MORE"
That's pretty funny. Maybe Melissa McCarthy ain't so bad after all.
>>29841238
HOW DARE YOU JOKE ABOUT THE BLUE BROTHERS
YOU WILL BURN IN HELL FOR SUCH BLASPHEMY
I want a gf so I can get back massages every day
I want a gf so I can experience pic related irl
>>29841185
Had a gf...
i think i miss the back massages more than the pussy. i taught her how to tenderize my back meats like a shiatzu warlord.
and i know i'll never feel that embrace ever again.
vagina is vagina (mostly), but a woman who can give a bonafide back massage that you would pay money for...is damn near impossible,
FUCK
Old fuck here. Had lots of girlfriends.
Only had one ever give me a real decent massage, once while she was in cosmetology school and it was part of her class.
Had tons o bitches make me wanna pull my hair out.
Life hack: try to find happiness with yourself first. Then other people will be drawn to you.
>with you, she says, "eww, I won't swallow cum!"
>with Chad, she wants more, exclaiming, "yum, yum, yum!"
that looks pretty painful originally
>>29841180
there's no reason to not swallow his cum if you've already put that shit in your mouth
t. a girl
>>29841213
plz be my gf you slut
>Hey anon, you should try to find a girl to be friends with
But dad, I can't.
>it's not like you have to have sex with her, just be her friend
Still fucking impossible.
My dad used to tell me I needed to get laid or a get a gf, but now he just tells me I need a friend that's a girl. It just makes me feel even more pathetic because girls are so repulsed by me that I can't even be slightly acquainted with one.
Anyone else get this feel?
>>29841167
At least your dad still talks to you.
>>29841167
I don't have any friends that are girls because the large majority of them aren't interested in playing computer games for 8 hours a day and want to do shit like 'going somewhere fun'
>tfw my dad wants me to get an asian gf (im white) which is actually kinda funny since he might be trying to vicariously have asian gf
>>29841299
>his dad gave up on him getting a regular girlfriend
>he wants him to get a gook
That feel when you want to kill yourself but you know you'd end up in hell and only be worse off.
>>29841129
pro tip anon: hell doesn't exist, you have one life, that's it.
the best way to live is to do what you want to do, and if you want to kill yourself, then I think you should do it
>>29841173
Yeah, I remember falling for that meme too. Glad I wasn't depressed when I believed it.;
I wish suicide was more socially acceptable.
Have any of you tried this before? What did you think of it?
Thinking about buying one to try since buying stuff off amazon and saw that these are only 5 - 10 dollars and I have never tried using a fleshlight or anything close to it. Obviously for this price not going to be that good but if its better than using your hand then i'm willing to try it
those are pretty shit desu
but I've never tried an actual flesh light so I have nothing to compare it with
>>29841116
They look kinda small for fully erect penises, maybe it's scaled.
>>29841179
They stretch
How long do I have to believe the "it will get better" meme?
>>29840981
Until chad says: "Hey man, how u doin"
>>29840981
Until you give up and accept your fate. It still sucks but withought the hope every failure dosent hurt as bad.
I don't like this meme at all
Would you date a really weird autistic girl?
>>29840897
Would she date a weird autistic guy?
>>29840897
Not only would I, I would also prefer it over normal girls.
>>29840897
no, my life is fucked up enough without having to take care of some retard
>try to be gentle, calm and kind
>everybody messes with me (it's just banter, bro!), or just plainly ignoring me
>try to be assertive, outspoken and confident
>everybody ends up disliking me for some reason
I just can't win.
>>29840887
>tfw stuck in the first with no mental avenue to the second
>tfw nice and kind and generous because my parents raised me to be
>tfw nobody takes me seriously, thinks about me, wants to get to know me, or respects me
Th-thanks, mom and dad
>>29840887
can I ask you what height you are? im always thinking to myself that I am too nice to people but when I try and act more serious people think im acting defensive and are always apologizing for nothing. I think its because im tall, not really tall but taller then most.
>>298409305'10
But my country is full of manlets so I pass as tall here. I've never had that problem though.
Can we start a comfy stories thread? Sorry i don't have anything to offer, just looking for some comfy feels
>>29840869
>be me
>balls deep in OPs ass
MAXIMUM COMFY
>Stupid chad motherfucker starts throwing shade in pool showeroom
>shit's in his pants when he leaves
>comes back and puts on pants
>wife gets super pissed at him
Feels good man
>in college in seattle
>cant sleep most nights, essentially became nocturnal
>would go to common room in dorm and look out at the street
>nobody walking around, no cars most of the time
fear of getting mugged kept me from walking around, but cold, rainy nights are the best
What would you like to do TO Pupinia?
tell me excatly what you'd ideally like to do with her
I'd smell her hair
>>29840974
nothing else?
>it's another manic episode
HES A MANIAC MANIAC OHOHOHOH
I have a thousand dollars worth of Japanese action figures unopened in my closet.
>>29840874
give me them please I need the money more than you right now trust me
