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We've been through a rough time, robots. Feels General, I guess.
>filling out job application (inb4 normie ree, NEETbux are a nigger meme and I can't mooch off mummy)
>asks about time at college
>start reminiscing about times at various colleges I attended back when I still had a trustfund to waste
>remember how I was part-time, and low-part-time at that, could not figure out how to make friends
>would go to class 1-3 times a week, shitpost or browse highschool-tier websites all other times
>read a shit ton of bad webcomics just to kill time, hated my life
>would sometimes go to Starbucks and use free wifi just to give myself the illusion of living life in the real world
>went /out/side a lot, somehow being alone in the forests, hills, mountains, and deserts felt less sad than being alone in a room watching anime on a laptop
>never went /out/side with other people, never even got more than a friendly wave from the very rare other humans I saw while on these autist treks
>even my old friends from highschool avoided me and would barely even respond to my texts, if at all
>lived with parents who probably knew how pathetic I was, maybe not though, I tried hard to keep up the illusion that I was seeing friends and being social on these autist hikes and Starbucks days
>this lasted for about a year
>got fed up, quit school and moved 1500mi with the intention of killing myself
>pussied out a lot, ended up not becoming an hero, moved back into parents' house
>another year of collegecucking, dropped out and entered the workforce
>still hate my life most days, but less depressed than past years and generally not suicidal
Don't really know where I'm going with this, but had a feel and figured I'd throw it out into the Feel Abyss. Right now I'm drinking and filling out that same job application, maybe I'll die in my sleep tonight :DDDDDDD
>>29845035b-bump, h-haha
No one else has feels to share? I'm just drinking to numb the loneliness and want to feel less alone tonight.
>tfw nobody pays attention to your feels threads
>all the cuck/normie/racebait threads have 100+ replies
when will I taste Death's sweet embrace :((((((((
>tfw when work fifo 2 weeks on 1 week off in a remote area of wester australia.
>tfw 2 nights to go and fly the fuck out of here.
How do you feel about a future under Sharia Law? Would we ever reach the stars?
I don't like it but I like the manza
Isn't Sharia pretty much like turbo-r9k for young men? And the mudchads get to marry multiple women.
>>29845018
I don't like it, but I also don't like Congress either. You gain some you lose some, amirite
ITT:Normies that make you want to kill yourself
do a snoopy costume instead
>That normie friend whos taken his meme baby steps
>I got it from a youtube video
>Last night
>Get drunk
>Go into mother's room
>Start feeling her breasts and tell her about my incest fetish.
>She slaps me and tells me to go to bed
>Go to bed
>Wake up
>Realize what I have done.
>Haven't left my room today.
What should I do?
Attempt to seduce her again.
Also, is she a milf?
>>29844862
Just be honest with her and tell her you were drunk and did stupid things. Hopefully it'll blow over and you'll both forget about it. Or maybe it'll sort of linger on and she'll think of you as weird. Things would be semi-normal at least.
Or you could just kill yourself, that's what I'd feel like doing. Like I could just re-load my last save, you know? But you can't, and you can't hide in your room forever. Then again this is /r9k/, so maybe.
>>29844862
Go to the doctor so he can give you autism meds.
Girls, what do you do when your crush tells you he likes your friend?
Bummmp
Original desoo
>>29844860
It happened to me in highschool more than once. If I thought he was a good guy, I would help set them up because I knew I would never be good enough so at least they should be happy. It didn't hurt so bad because it's not like I ever expected anyone to be interested in me anyways. It was nice to see them happy.
>>29845645
gibe skype/kik/email/whatever
>tw you realize this sad sack of shit is who you really are.
>tfw the elasticity of your soul cemented quite sometime ago.
>tfw you were rejected in preschool
>tfw you were rejected in middle and high school
>tfw you're rejected in the workplace
I don't blame my environment at all. I don't blame the people around me. Hell, I don't even blame myself much anymore. This is just how I was meant to be. Perhaps in the next life.
Speak for yourself
I was never rejected
I just never even tried
>>29844837
There is no next life anon. Might as well make the most of this one.
Maybe try working out or something?
I remember when I became a robot, though I didn't know it at the time.
It was the last day of elementary school. All of the couples were hugging each other goodbye before they got on the bus.
I stood there thinking I'd get one too.
I didn't.
Twenty or so years later, the ride still hasn't ended.
Does NoFap help you gain confidence?
I wouldn't know. Only tried nofap once and I only got 17 days in before losing
>>29844794
nah you'll still be unconfident just with backed up balls
>>29844808
how did it affect you?
Who eIse here /fart/?
>>29844779
yes
------------eyes yes
yes yes
>>29844779
my farts are loud as fuck no matter what I eat, god has given me a purpose on this earth.
makes me feel powerful
>tfw gross stinky farts
What happens if you get a gf and you fart while you are laying in bed?
What the fuck is this board? It's filled with niggers
>>29844765
despite what the BBC cuck memes tell you, women don't really like black men.
>>29844765
And back to rehddit we go.
>>29844877
>talks shit about files names
>4chan file name
also:
>caring about file names
step it up my negro
Why am I so hopelessly inept at everything?
Because you're lazy.
oeriginal.
>>29844773
this
lack of willpower and drive is pretty much the main source of robots
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HAVE WILLPOWER WHEN I AM A 18 KV
>>29844749
you need to get a nice buttplug and put it in
everything will be fine bby ;)
Whats it like to be desired and pursued by a woman that truly wants to be with you and only you?
>>29844690
maybe i will feel this feel one day. still waiting
>>29844690
asking in the wrong place, buddy
>>29844690
Iktffamalamadingdong
Is overwatch robot tier?
You killed a post just to make this shit thread
>>>/v/ faggot normie
Seems normie tier to me.
Overwatch is a shallow and uninteresting game supported on marketing alone. I put 25 hours into it and I'm already bored.
Hi, I can always smell cum through my clothes.
Can other people smell it?
I fap a lot and I wonder if girls can smell my dick all the time which is why they smile when I'm near them.
>>29844381
Girls hate the smell of dried semen. They do however LOVE the smell of ball sweat.
>>29844409
>Girls hate the smell of dried semen. They do however LOVE the smell of ball sweat.
where did you hear that?
>>29844409
I can understand dried semen, but my sperm smells kinda fancy.
I like the smell of it, I wonder if it smells the same to other people because it's kinda arousing, and I could use this smell to attract women.
>take hours to notice and respond to texts
>get anxious as hell when they don't respond back in five minutes
Why do I do this to myself?
You are the scum of the earth.
Not surprised that wasnt an original comment
>>29844369
nothing wrong with that, take your time. the thought of replying alone is what kills me inside though.
>>29844369
I do the same
Fuck cellphones
how would you feel about being in a relationship with a woman who supports you financially?
I'm in one.
It makes me feel uncomfortable to an extent because there's always a worry that she isn't happy supporting me and could get with a guy at her work or something. I've always wondered if stay at home wives feel the same way about women their husbands work with.
>being her boytoy
Smh desu lad
>>29844338
Sign me up.
As long as I can sexually satisfy her so she doesn't cuck me, I'd have nothing to worry about. Satisfying a woman would be hard, but I'd have no choice but to learn.
