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What is r9k doing to get a qt gf?
Nothing. I gave up on that desire a year ago.
>>29845441
Sitting in front of my monitor, occasionally masturbating. I'm sure love will come by when the time is right.
>>29845441
well i will probably talk to some girls in one of my classes on the first day of next semester, hopefully they will see i'm a really nice guy and maybe sit on my benis
Still on here for too damn long. Hard not to be really, so much damn entertainment.
On the bright side I worked out for 40 minutes.
But enough personal blogging. What are you all doing to get out of your ruts?
>Going to therapist in a few days
>Already go to gym, every other day, escaping skeletal mode
>Seein a friend in a few days and a diff one tomorrow
>reading "The Republic" and a fiction book
>started enjoying a new genre of music, metal, improves my whole day
>started a journal
>normie haircut
>been a while since complete breakdown
>no longer play vidya
>make sure to shower, brush teeth, and wash face
One girl wants my dick, she's not very pretty but she's a nice girl, very direct. Too spooked to tell her to come over, running out of time.
>>29845519
Depends on how attracted to her you are. Not worth it if you don't have interest in her. At least I'd think.
>>29845563
I mean, im a virgin and id like that out of the way, and she really likes me. Butt im not even sure if i could get it up due to excessive masturbation and anxiety.
Also just general anxiety in the situation.
I'm not typically very interested in anything.
Is it possible to be cool or learn to be if you arent?
I used to think so until I read online that being cool might actually come down to genetics, I'm very unsettled by this.
Fuck being cool. Be virtuous instead.
>>29845422
I would, but I still want to be cool.
The more time passes the more I think being cool boiles down to genetics which like many otherthings lost in.
>>29845422
Found the faggot everybody!
I am a so-called "normie". I heard you guys on here don't like my kind. Ask me anything. ( I needed to post a file so here's a pepe.)
go back to facebook motherfucker
>>29845322
Kill yourself, baitfag.
Don't forget to sage guys.
>>29845419 the only thing i bait for is your mom,bitch
>hey anon! that chilli you made was delicious? what was in that stuff anyway? seriously it's the most delicious thing anyone has ever cooked for me. lol anon you should tell me the recipe sometime. What was it again? ground beef, cumin, chilli powder, onions, BEANS of course lmao... I forgot what else anon hahaha but you can t-tell me on our next date... there will be a next one right anon?? oh anon... I... I love y- BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>29845307
it's been a while since i've seen you braaaaaaaaaap
i like this feel
just one whiff
just one sniff
would get me stiff
>>29845307
Seriously tho give me the chili recipe bra
>"OMG! Anon! i'm so sad, i just feel ugly + my hamster just died lifes so depressing isn't it?"
wot do
I'm so sorry about the loss of your hamster.
Did you have the funeral already yet?
I always assumed you were a vapid 'quirky retro nerd girl' from how you dress but I can't hate an animal lover.
Do the honorable thing and follow your master into the grave then.
1) Spend all day on a computer instead of going outside and trying to socialize.
2) Wonder why no gf
3) Blame it entirely on genetics because 100% of females only care about looks and money.
4) Go complain on r9k
Repeat these steps and you will be successful in no time!Break the cycle robots.
>>29845259
>Go outside and socialize
WOW I HAD NO IDEA IT WAS THAT EASY!
>>29845259
yeah, all you have to do is get off the computer andjust be yourself, right?
>>29845259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cT1301ZvDM8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIl_BNIJcFg
WE'RE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!Seriously though OP, how do we break the cycle? Give us some advice, some motivation, you faggot.
can someone post that one pepe where he's looking directly into the camera with a neutral/very slightly angry face? it's pretty common, im sure a lot of you have it in your folder. heres my best ms paint recreation
feel free to ask for shit too and ill try to help
update: im pretty sure that it's black shirt actually, like this but the neutral face
>>29845245
this one looks like your drawing, not really a neutral face imo
>>29845311
that's not it, its in the vanilla pepe pose im just a shitty drawer. i'll still save that one though, haven't seen it before
So does anyone want to join the fight against this terrible foe that is bad ships
>>29845213
>>>/trash/
oregano
Tracer/Widowmaker is my OTP
>living a life so devoid of meaning that you not only obsess over imaginary relationships between fictional characters but even find a way to take offense at the things that other people imagine those fictional characters doing
I'd expect this from tumblr but even you guys should know better.
>tfw no father to teach me to how to pick up women
>instead i got advice from my mom like "compliment their eyes"
>tfw my father doesnt give af about me marrying as long as I'm happy and my mom has all but stopped asking
>>29845189
Same, but all I got was stuff like
>It will happen when it happens
>You will make some girl very happy
>>29845189
My Dad has sex with a lot of women frequently. He gave me advice on what to do, I just didn't completely understand because I was frustrated.
So I'm in a bit of a situation, parents told me that I need to give them my transcript so tgat they can submit my grades to the section A housing department, so that they will still give us housing money. Thing is I don't know if they're planning a clever ruse, just to try to see my grades or if it's actually legitimate. Grades are a bit shit by the way, so appreciate the help in answering this.
Pls help guys, holy shit
>>29845144
It all depends what exactly you gotta lose from your parents knowing about your shit grades. If all they'll do is yell at you then give it to them (not gonna do real damage, might even get you moving). If your financial security is on the line or something as critical as that, play it safe.
>>29845195
We need housing for affordable rent. I just need to know if they actually need grades, or if they are just trying to pull something on me. I think they just need proof of education right?
>tfw you masturbate so much or so hard that you get a blister on your dick
looks like I'm not fapping for another week
I used to know that feel until I hit 30.
I got 2 popped blood vessels from wanking it 7 times today. Gonna try for 8. Never give up
>7x5.5 dick
>overfap everyday
>6.5x5 at best now
fuck this silly life
I just want a hot robot male who I can cam with and spend time with and occasionally drink with.
Any takers?
>>29845123
but what's the point
>>29845180
we're all going to die anyways
why not do it in mutually attractive company
>>29845123
But what's the point
I'm physically attractive from years of autistic lifting
But all I want at this point is emotional intimacy, who cares about vapid camsex
>tfw the xanax kicks in
How much you on OP
i know that xanax helps with anxiety but i was wondering it helps with your mood?
>>29845134
I'm a lightweight. I take 1mg usually, enough to put me to sleep.
>>29845348
Not directly but if you're not anxious then your mood will probably get a lot better. It sure makes me a lot happier.
>He's "Depressed"
>doesn't have unkempt facial hair
>she's "depressed"
>shaves legs
this is the ultimate normie test. if you shave anything you're a normie and need to leave goodbye niggers
>>29845052
but if I don't shave my beard itches and I can't sleep
I started shaving my genitals at twelve because I was used to jacking off hairless.
Incomparably better experience.
>>29845052
Maybe you're just a degenerate and not depressed, have you considered that?
