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So robots what are female autists like? I'm an autistic (high functioning) and dyslexic but that's less relevant. When I was in high school I met quite a few retarded kids like myself because they gave us an extra spare block so all us retards got stuck together for that. Didn't need it at all I was great with school but I wasn't going to turn down a free spare. In those years the retards I met were mostly autistic or ADHD, I knew of a few girls that were ADHD but never once to my knowledge did I meet a girl that was an autist, which raises the question what are they like? I googled it just to make sure that its even possable for girls to get autism and it is but its less likely.
So femon autists or anons that know female autists whats up with them?
We all joke about being autists, but I know I'm not really one. Just assburger at worst. I guess you are for real though OP.
I've known one really autistic girl at work. It's pretty different from meme autism. She had trouble holding a job for sure. So I was trying to help her somewhat, but it was difficult.
And she was really promiscuous. And crass about it. She's still a woman and in high-demand. And she went along with it. And some of her bf stories were just nuts. She got hurt too. But she wouldn't stop and try to find someone good for her. She didn't see why it could be a good thing. She didn't care. And mostly she learned to STFU about things like that (but people kept prying), but when you got her talking, damn she was crass. And she did stuff for money too.
She was mostly on her own though. She didn't know any better. And desu she was just going along with modern societal expectations anyway.
So there. That's my one experience with it. Autistic girls aren't necessarily robots AT ALL. Even though we fantasize about it...
Aspergers here.
Only met one autistic girl in my life. She was a solid 8/10 and acted worse than a stacey.
>>29845992
Speaking of the joking about being autistic, one of my biggest fears is that I'm autistic or retarded and I just don't know it (and everyone who's nice to me is doing it to make me feel better). Also, my parents know a couple with an autistic daughter. She's around 8-10 years old, doesn't speak at all, and every once in a while has a meltdown and just starts screaming. When that happens only playing games on the ipad calms her down. It's nearly impossible to communicate anything to her since she barely even acknowledges the existence of anyone, it seems like she just sort of float through life oblivious to the fact that other people are sentient, conscious beings (maybe she understands us as noise making moving soft rocks)
If you had one shot, one opportunity - would you take it?
MOMS SPAGHETTIblox
Look, if you had, one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted. In one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs,
But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down,
The whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking how, everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality. Oh, there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
Easy, no
He won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these ropes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke
He's so sad that he knows
When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again, yo
This whole rhapsody
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him
[Hook:]
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime (yo)
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime (yo)
(You better)
The soul's escaping, through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking
Make me king, as we move toward a new world order
A normal life is boring, but superstardom's close to postmortem
It only grows harder, homie grows hotter
He blows. It's all over. These hoes is all on him
Coast to coast shows, he's known as the globetrotter
Lonely roads, God only knows
He's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose 'cause here goes the cold water
His hoes don't want him no more, he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose dove
>>29845490
hello, mister national surveillance agency man
Whats that one thing literally everyone including robots can do but you can't?
>ride a bike
>>29845476
>get someone to reply to my thread
>>29845476
Can't ride a bike.
I'm also 20 and still have no idea how to drive. Never even got to learn.
go outside
show face to another human being
let another human being hear voice
i'm not sure what i am anymore
That feel when I want a bf that resembles pic-related.
I like his type: big, burly, manly, but also teddy bear-like.Yes, gay
Same here OP. Man I hate being so fucking gay.
>tfw 6'4 burlybro
>friendless virgin
i-i'd let you love me, if you wanted
>>29847993
I would like that, Anon.How can you be a virgin? You must be really good-looking
Any robots 25 or older on here tonight?
How you holdin up?
o-ok guess no one is on
>>29845393
31 here
I'm bored out of my fucking mind.
>>29845659
>l'm bored out of my fucking mind.
Has anyone used this app before I been using it for a few days and have gotten more girls talking to me then I ever got on tinder. the conversations go no where but I am actually talking to these girls unlike on tinder where they ignore me. I have no idea why this app works better for me anybody else have this happen
I used it once I keeped getting 50 year Mexicans messaging me for dick pics
Test comment, don't reply
>>29846245
>Test comment, don't reply
k
>tfw donated $200 to Christine for a birthday shout out
>>29845297
Is he still claming to be straight, because we all know hes a fagola.
>>29845330
>he
>hes
Christine is a woman woman bud. If you have a problem with that we can take this outside, faggot/
>>29845297
That breast massage video made me reevaluate life and go to the gym for the first time in years
Omegle Thread
talk to fellow robots 1 on 1
senpai? are you on here?
>>29845289
bumpin for sari
>>29845401
yes of course I am.
ip to the /r9k/ minecraft server
it was super comfy
pick unrelato
shameless bumperino roboto
we all wound up on tatooine
please i want people to talk to
focking robototototot i want ip
>1206121211
>the tiger roars at dawn, the mouse follows the yellow lining.
>>29845225
moar pls, I NEED THIS
please, I'm gonna cry otherwise
>>29845225
How come traps have huge dicks
>>29845225
This is VERY interesting, OP.
PLZ POST MOAR
>https://youtu.be/OwEA6n7vzFs
How could a woman ever seriously be a fembot, when all they have to do to get famous is shake their ass on the Internet and get millions of men wanting to fuck them.
The fembot is a myth. A flat out lie.
Eggman already settled the Fembot Dilemma. Women cannot be bots of any sort.
>>29844876
youre actually so detached from reality, it hurts
>>29844892
T. Roastie fucking scum
Arent you tired of being here, even a little. We cry our eyes out every day for nothing more than the appreication others give.
At first I loved it but now, after 2 years here.
THAT IS WHAT ANNOYS ME THE MOST, ABOUT BOTH US AND THOSE FUCKING NORMIE ASSHOLES.
THEY THINK THEYRE JUST SO DAMN GREAT, BECAUSE THEY HAVE EVERYTHING WE WANT.
WE WANT FEMALE LOVE
WE WANT FRIENDS
WE WANT RESPECT, ADMIRATION, WE JUST WANT TO BE ACCEPTED AND THEY REFUSE.
We just sit at our damn monitors doing nothing, ignoring what we should do. Hiding behind our bullshit morality, or "man just chill out".
You try being a failure to yourself and looking into your own head 24/7 realizing just how mentally damaged you are because you didnt experience what the chads and stacys had.
Every day it gets worse, I actually want people I hate to die, I was in a store the other day and this girl ahead of me was sending text to her husband, boyfriend, whatever the fuck he is to her and I wanted to grab the phone and beat into her very skull.
Ive become violent because of how beta I am. And im not the only one feeling this way.
Why are you people not doing anything about this shit.
No you're not the only one who feels that way.
Why am I here instead of trying to improve my life? Well, for one, I'm kind o in a situation where I couldn't go out and improve my life right now anyway. Have some health issues that really limit any attempts at a social life. My long term prognosis is decent but I sure as hell don't see myself hitting up bars in the next week or anything.
Other than that? The main reason I like this place is because it makes me feel not so shitty about myself in comparison to a lot of other robots here.
honestly I don't want anymore of this shit
I just want to be alone now
It doesn't even matter now that I've spent the best years jerking off and getting bullied
>>29844834
My simple advice would be don't be a cuck
Can we talk about this taboo and why we should or should not do it?
I recently lost my best friend. He jumped from his window.
He wasn't depressed or mentally ill. He was suffering because of the world, mostly, and because of himself. But he was't depressed.
He didn't know how much people would miss him.
He didn't know how the life of those around him was impacted.
Most people loved him, ya, but he didn't know how much.
Everyone misses him, and he has changed points of view and openned the eyes of many people, even after death. He was important.
Why did he do that? He wanted to vanish, because he couldn't withstand the very existence of this world. This world lacks good sense and respect. This world lacks opinion and freedom. This world lacks humanity.
But he didn't know that the world was good to live on because it is shit.
We live in a cage, in a hell, and that's why we want to survive in it. It makes us feel important, it makes us feel meaningful, it makes us change, and wanting to change.
It gives us purpouses.
He lacked purpouse, but he was happy. He enjoyed his life until the very last minute. He was intense in life, and so he was in life.
Many people doesn't understand why he jumped.
I, as the person who knew him best, think that he jumped because he loved himself, and for that, he couldn't let him suffer anymore, and so he freed himself from this non-sense world.
So, /r9k/
Why do you want to jump out of a window?
Why should you do, why dhouldn't you do?
Why shouldn't I do?
bumping. High potential thread.
>>29844740
life sucks
nothing good going for me, but I think this world is beautiful
I can't answer for you
What's the point in living if you're just waiting to die?
Turn that frown upside down anon.
>>29844718
a chance of this occurring is slim
>>29844718
I always wonder who is taking the pictures of these young "4chan girls" you see on here.
Who is it? Their friends? Chad Thundercock? I want to know who is taking those pictures, and I want to know right now.
>>29844718
No. Unless she gets her tits out
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=793869
This is what normies really think of "depression." They'll say things like "I'm here for you" or "You can talk to me anytime," but if you actually take them up on that offer then you're suddenly a "downer" and an "emotional vampire."
this is why i never trust anyone or let myself expose my true feelings
Some whiny stacy flipping around in underserved self-pity isnt the same as really being depressed.
If ain't got a beard or legbeard then you aint depressed buddy.
>>29844676
Friends aren't therapists, don't try to pretend they are.
