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He spoke to us robots on so many different levels and now he's 6 feet under along with 6 other people all because of Monette Moio
Their blood is on HER hands!
this is elliot after his surgeries
is sex a basic need? i mean it can kill
>>29849035
That's the funniest fucking headline.
Also I'd have loved to see a movie with this guy. He's a woman-hating POS but damn if that manifesto wasn't fascinating. I can only imagine how he was IRL.
>Playing Pokemon Go
>Have to go outside
>Whatever the park wont be so bad
>Tons of Go players walking around with their phone on
>Kind of intimidated because they are all talking with me
>qt girl comes up and starts catching a Magmar with me
>She starts talking about how great it is the game is forcing people to be social
>Trying not to spill my spaghetti the entire time
>She keeps following me looking for pokemon
>Gave me her phone number so we can go searching again next weekend
Did I finally make it guys? Am I a normie now?
>>29848968
yes now get the fuck off this board you fucking normalfag. also, this didn't happen, you spilled spaghetti everywhere and she was actually a shit tier trap with an ugly boi pucci.
>He's able to leave the house without crippling anxiety
>He's able to be around people without fear
It's pretty neat I guess, good for you, but you were always a normie.
>>29849005
I'm mediocre as fuck looking and I only spilled the pasta a little bit when I made autism jokes.
Free Brazzers account to whoever compiles a comprehensive mega of everything (or at least most of it) Danielle Pertusiello has posted online
bumpdsaddsaafcvdscxz
I can give someone a brazzers account for a (You).
>>29849604
here it is your very own (You)
>playing with my donger while drinking coffee and browsing r9k
>spill hot coffee on my donger
>Playing gaem on compooter while drinking soda
>Spill soda all over my keyboard
Well fuck.
>>29850148
>soda
It's pop you mong
>>29850148
>>29850299
It's tonic.
i love booze desu
Nice one OP. What's your preferred liver killer?
>>29848831
Jesus christ, grow up loser. Youre not old enough to know what tou like, to know who you are, or even where you are. Kill yourself, kid.
>>29848831
not a robot desu
>walking back to my apartment after getting dinner two days ago
>some girls driving by me yelled "YOU ARE CUTE!" at me out their window
they want to rape me don't they
I don't feel safe in this city anymore
Let me guess you're in Atlanta?
>>29848822
SHIT
I meant three days ago
it was three days ago
>>29848834
>Let me guess you're in Atlanta?
no
why would you guess that
>tfw only online friend has to say goodbye forever
FUCK
MY
LIFE
>>29848740
Are they dying?
>>29848740
I-I'll be your new online friend, OP...
>>29848788
This guy will be your new friend, OP.
Well, that was solved easily.
Do your parents know you're gay, anon?
they've probably decided that I am regardless of whether I really am or not by all the times they've asked me about it
>>29848640
>Do your parents know you're gay, anon?
my parents apparently independently came to this conclusion without asking me
I don't even know why they think I am gay, I don't act or look gay or anything
is it really that bad if I don't have a gf? Can they really just automatically assume that I am gay since I don't have one? or is it some other reason
> Be me
> Be worried my parents think I'm gay since no gf
> Sat with them watching TV
> Some ad comes on about feminism comes on
> Say fuck you to the TV
> Starts conversation between the three of us
> Get onto the topic of sexuality
> "Anon?"
> "Yeah dad?"
> "Me and your Mother are worried that you're too homophobic"
> "Cool, I don't hate gays but whatever"
> Conversation moves on
> SmugPepe.png
I'm straight btw, just sharing the story
r9k skype group call? yeah.
https://join.skype.com/KLlOFIbnTQ1R
This is a good skype group.
And this is an original comment.
I forgot a picture lmao kill myself banan
>>29848553
not another skype group
>Remember a girl I used to skype with a lot
>She stopped responding one day
>I always assumed it was to do her own thing or work on herself, and just hoped she was doing well
>Find out just now through google that she died the same day we last talked, 11 months ago, most likely suicide
54m50n, if you see this thread, please post ITT, as we both knew her apparently.....
>>29848522
She was a slut anyway
>>29848569
You hurt me for a second, but then I saw no trip. I'm still hurt, congrats I guess for hitting someone when they're down. You're pretty edgy.
>>29848726
You're welcome, you can have this dog too
Age:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10711211
Employment status:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10711226
Social Experiences:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10711259
All for research purposes, please answer honestly
i will answer my CIA FBI JEW KIKE ZOROASTRIAN GLOBALIST friend
ive never had a kiss, what is it like robots?
>>29848515
Like bags of sand
(0rigional)
how do you think her father feels
>>29848405
He feels good that his daughter chooses superior black bulls over lil white diks. He know the time for lil white diks has come to an end and now white women choose black bulls to have their children
>>29848405
Proud that his daughter is getting inseminated by a genetically superior, masucline black alpha male instead of an autistic beta white neckbeard loser.
>>29848443
>superior bbc
that's right, play your only trump card
I wish i had a sister. I would treat her right.
>>29848402
>I would treat her right.
No you wouldn't
I have a sister but she's like two and doesn't live here.
I have a slightly older sister but she's the most moronic, inconsiderate, brainless basic-bitch white girl dipshit I've ever had the displeasure of knowing. She's in nursing school and gets good grades, but has the self-awareness, critical thinking, competence and wisdom of a fucking rock. A rock watching Ellen religiously.
>r9k can't play this because it requires leaving your mummys basement
top kek. rekt by life
>not hiring some guy to cath them with your Iphone and then when you get a shitload of them sell the phone+account x10 the original price.
why would I have any interest in playing this game?
it's like if you said
>r9k will never dance with their friends at prom
I don't want to. I have no interest in doing that.
>>29848395
>drove up and down main street in my town and got 200 pokeballs in 20 mins
are there seriously people here who don't have cars? haha
>going to spend my 19th birthday with my parents and no one else tuesday
shit.. is this normal?
>>29848364
yep.
been doing it since my 13th bday.
>Spent 13th birthday in doctors office
>Don't remember what I did for my 19th birthday
>My 20th birthday one of my best friends said he'd rather be dead than hang with me
Some birthdays are better than others OP, don't worry.
>>29848397
is it.. normal for normies? i haven't had a friend since grade school i can't remember if normies still throw birthday parties
