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HE'S LOSING IT
SOMEONE DO SOMETHING JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
HIS SANITY IS DIPPING LIKE A POTATO FOR CHRIST SAKE
>>29851880
Potatoes fucking dip? wtf!?
>>29851880
Whats going on with him anon? Please explain
>>29851880
He looks a lot like Lorde
I finally did it guys!i finally got myself a gf. She's really cute and the only annoying thing she does is ramble on about black lives matter issues. She's not a very smart girl but she's sweet.
>>29851831
Make sure you benis her so blm wont
>ramble on about black lives matter issues
UNACCEPTABLE.
this is great thread and im glad you opened it
How about you fucking cowards come on Omegle and chat with me
>>29851807
Chat with who?
chot
>>29851807
>that gap between those shitty tits
Into the trash with you
>>29851807
>How about you fucking cowards come on Omegle and chat with me
n-no im scared
>too ugly to get skinny chicks
>can only get fat chicks
Why live? I fucked a fat chick once. Worst experience of my life.
>Too ugly and personality too awful to attract any girls
>>29851770
What was so bad about it anon?
adflhkahdfld
>>29851802
>be me
>hug a skinny girl when I was 15
>feel amazing. Get a warm fuzzy feeling in my heart
>"wow having sex is gonna be like this except a thousand times better!"
>get some ugly fat girl to have sex with me
>feel nothing
>feels no better than masturbating
You're a banana merchant. Your exterior, the way you look, how fat/fit you are etc., is the quality of your banana. Your confidence, your game, the way you act and talk to women is your ability as a salesman.
If your bananas look fucking delicious you will probably get a few girls wanting to buy some even if you don't even bother openly saying you're selling bananas. However, if you keep going on and on about how shitty and bad quality your bananas are, even if they aren't, she won't stay around for long.
As we all know, an amazing salesman can sell useless shit for an expensive price and get away with it, because he knows what to say and how to say it. But if your product is literal shit, that sale will be next to impossible to pull off. If you walk up to a woman and say "Look, I have these delicious, thick, juicy bananas and you're going to buy them right fucking NOW, because I know you long desperately for the feeling of having my bananas in your mouth, I KNOW you want it, you little slut. If your bananas are really appealing and look amazing, that sale will be really fucking easy, all the women will buy them. But if your bananas are small, rotten, brown and smell of shit, you'll just be seen as some shady person trying to sell bananas that are clearly not worth anything.
So, what am I trying to teach you here? If all you have is tiny, rotten, disgusting bananas, don't waste your time trying to sell them, instead focus on nurturing them and making them grow nice and big and juicy. When you succeed with that, and it will take a lot of effort, you might not even have to advertise, and if you don't have the confidence to advertise them, you'll gain it pretty quickly when you notice how all the women are head of over heels in love with your bananas. BUT. Don't misunderstand me here. You're not only putting all this effort in so that your "selling bananas to female customers"-business will flourish. You're doing it because big, juicy, delicious bananas are fucking great. You grew them with your own hard work, and now all these awesome bananas are all yours. If a particular woman wants to buy them, good for her. If she doesn't, her loss, she doesn't even realize how fucking delicious they are.
And eventually, this will happen. So hang in there.
>>29851758
not gonna read all this shit desu
What does it mean when after you get a happy ending from a masseuse and she gives you her phone number without you asking? Is she offering herself for prostitution or is it for something else? She asked me alot of personal questions like where i'm from, how old am I, do you think I'm pretty. She also let me suck her tits and touch her anywhere except inside her shorts. Also note that I am an American White guy and she is Vietnamese, this took place in Saigon an hour ago.
Did you find that place on the happy ending website?
She wants to earn more money OP, shes seeking out new clients at the massage parlour.
how do you find these places and whar code word do you use ? Any near Ny,NJ, or PA? Im generally curious about getting one.
> 5 applications
> Not a single answer in 3 weeks
Is a single "You don't get the job" that hard? Rejection hurts.
>>29851630
Yes, yes it is. You wouldn't believe the amount of applications that go through HR of any reasonably-sized company, and giving all of them serious consideration and a reply would generate more pointless busywork and traffic than anyone cares to deal with.
Assume that it's a straight 'no' if you do not receive a confirmation email within ten working days of the application closing, and don't stop and wait, just keep applying until something sticks.
>>29851630
I saw a graph about the average time it takes between sending out an application and getting invited to a job interview in first-world countries.
USA is currently the fastest with under 25 days I think, France and Germany take the longest with up to 35 days
There are too many suitable candidates for any conceivable position, except those rare, obscure jobs that make mad bux but nobody told you they even exist so you never considered them and now at 28 you can't get the training because there's a steady supply of younger people and it makes no sense to invest another 2-3 years into you
Wow. I'm 3 for 3 in the last month.
I've got a friend who was as useless as you and his trick was to apply to every single place around that was hiring and then sort through them after he got the callbacks. Give that a shot.
>not manly enough for women
>not cute enough for men
Who damned either way here to be alone
Pic not related
Try being a 7/10 girls occasionally flirt with, but not gay or bi, a complete social autist, mentally ill to the point you can't work, meds do nothing, and the only viable way to stay alive is NEETdom and shutin
>>29851646
Desuyou could probabbly work as a male escort and still snag rich 5/10s
>>29851828
he'd have to be hotter than 7/10 -AND- socially adept. women want to be courted in that line of work. they want a guy to take to their high school reunion or thanksgiving dinner to rub in people's faces. you have to be suave.
Why are you still browsing r9k in summer 2016?
Don't you understand people here only want you to feel insecure, they're telling you lies and want you to suffer.
You should leave this place and never return.
I'm here because I'm a virgin male and I like being here.
>>29851552
>they're telling you lies and want you to suffer.
I'm here because there's no other place I can go. I'm trapped here.
I will become voluntarily homeless in the next two weeks due to being fired from my job. As a 30 year old man I will not stay in the family home as a NEET out of principle, so I have no choice but to be homeless.
I have savings from my job but I can't bring myself to spend any of it because it took such a lot of hardship and effort to earn, I will not supplement a boomer landlords bank account with my hard earned cash.
In the short term I will survive by camping, steeling my food and living off the fat of society. One option would be to seek further employment but the consistent firings make me unemployable. My long term goal is to scam enough money to become a property developer.
How do you propose you'll scam the money?
I want to hear more, so bump.
>>29851540
Hey im 30 yo homeless too. i got a car though and a decent job in a call center that doesnt suck.
Instead of stealing food, find the location of your local food bank and eat like a hobo king.
>All these highschool story threads and embarrassing childhood story threads have brought back painful memories and made me remember how much of an isolated loner freak I was in school
Fuck you r9k I was blissfully blocking that chapter of my life out until the threads started popping up here.
>tfw nothing happened to you in school
>School just sorta happened
>Memories are already fading when it hasn't even been 10 years since you graduated
Life doesn't to you, happens for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roxgOOUpUPU
>>29851603
I wish nothing happened and I just drifted through school without anyone bothering me, I wish I was smart enough to get good grades too.
>>29851538
Was kinda funny in my case though.
>Failed to make any friends at the beginning of highschool.
>Some girls are interested though.
>Think to myself, if I can't have some losers like me I might as well just be friends with a girl or two.
>Fail, she makes a fool out of me starts insulting me, always dodge her from there on.
>Still didn't make any friends.
>There are people interested to befriend me and even that girl that made fun of me in the past seems to be interested in more.
>Feel always jealous when guys talk to her.
>Can't help and look at her ass from time to time.
>She catches me at both, though she is interested for some reason.
>Tries to enter conversation from time to time, tries to lure me somewhere, where we are alone. I always ran away.
>She even gets that far and puts out a show for me, bending over to pick things up in a manner that is clearly directed to me.
>I pretend that I didn't see.
>Just tried to zone out between schoolbreaks.
>Always went out of the class, where we had some stairs that were popular for many people.
>Close my eyes, pretend to feel sleepy, start zoning out, imagine all those voices around me are the waves of the ocean. Imagining how I'm in a better place.
>Even other guys girls and guys took interest, I scared them away or just ran.
>Keep on doing this for 2 whole years.
>She always was interested the whole 2 years she tried to get me to talk to her, I was always interested too if I'm honest but I didn't want to ruin it again, I didn't want to be the fool again... let me just sit and think about the ocean for hours on hours on hours... please don't talk to someone like me.
What the fuck is a date?
you co-exist with another person for a period of time
a numbered day in a month, often given with a combination of the name of the day, the month, and the year.
An opportunity for a women to make assumptions about your life and genetic make-up
also
>sauce me bro
hello please post cute things to help deal with sadness and stress
animated anti cute reporting
>>29851548
ur a fagget
go away
>>29851566
I'll probably be going away forever soon
have this in the mean time
>tfw I forgot to sleep tonight
oh well
I will probably not eat till 3 PM tomorrow either. This is what always happens
>tfw uncle is on his death bed
>parents took off in a rush
>alone all weekend
>rarely leave me alone all night due to autism
>ended up staying up until dawn smoking weed and jerking off
>>29851912
that wasn't the picture I selected what the fuck
>>29851919
>that wasn't the picture I selected what the fuck
its ok anon it was a good picture thank you for posting it
>It's another "I'll start on <x> tomorrow" robot episode
>say I will do it tomorrow
>that day was 6 months ago
I think I might get around to it next month though, I should have some free time
i know this exactly feeling. more so right now.
neck on the railway tracks soon,
Yeah, it's Monday again. The perfect day to finally "start" something. It just feels right. Monday. First day of the week.
Oh it's Thursday already well no point in starting now, gotta prepare over the weekend and get it done on Monday.
