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Wee were kangs
N SHEEEIT
ORIGINAL KANGZ
>>29855093
We were strong and powerful. We hand kingdoms and a beautiful rich land.
>>29855119
Then the evil white man came and stole it all
>no frumpy plane jaine girlfriend
>plane jaine
how does one fuck up this badly?
>>29855054
imagin throating her hand holding her head while pushing it in as deep as possible, with her gargling and choking and her saliva dripping everywhere
>>29855213Imagine holding her hand as you look lovingly into each others eyes, then falling asleep in each others embrace.
Would anyone like to join a Rabbit room filled with fellow robots?
We will be playing videos and listening to music.
It's a free to use room that doesn't require you to sign up.
It can hold up to 25 people.
Here's the current room:
https://rabb.it/michael.13.36
ANTHEM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep_WIFJrCJM
Press LD at bottom to go to HD and bottom right for text chat. No mic or cams allowed.
Here's the /r9k/ rabbit skype group:
https://join.skype.com/FTjiTTR78cGw
come watch shit with us
Additional rules: http://pastebin.com/JPanEMdZ
you've been caIIed
They won't play isis recruitment videos.
4/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx8i80Z6XFc
Weird Shit Thread.
Just post about the weird shit you do or whatever.I have a SJW fetish and I like crossdressing or at least like a total feminine beta cuck, I'm not even remotely close to trap materialI like to dress like a complete faggot, wear lipstick and act like a total SJWI'd complain on tumblr about people misgendering me/treating me unfairly and complain about straight white menI'd even attend rallies dress the way I do, there's nothing but SJWs and anyone who isn't just think I'm apart of the packOne time I was in this group of the most obnoxious, grating fucking 'genderqueer'/tranny whathaveyou but then she referred to us as 'sisters' and said something about standing up against the patriarchy and white america, my dick which already hard, went fucking nuclearI had to immediately go to the bathroom and masturbate like crazySometimes I get into very brief, but kinda unnervingand incredibly arousingmoments where I lose my sense of awareness and legitimately believe the shit they're saying
And before you judge me, dicks makes fools of us all.
Bump, I'm certain all of you guys have something that you can share.
>>29854954
remember you will go to hell and everything is alright friend. i will see you there probably since i like clop and furry stuff (100% straight tho)
I have a fetish for girls with trap fetishes.
It's the only way to escape the robotdom.
The reason you boys are outcasts is because you weren't born to be men, that's why you're submissive, you want to be taken care of, feel pretty and be loved as a woman.
Stop wasting your time watching chinese cartoons and become the cute girl you were meant to be before it's too late.
>>29854906
Yes that's right live as an ugly she-freak walking around with a 5 o'clock shadow who has severely limited job opportunities as well as constantly have people giggling and staring at you in public
That won't increase your risk for suicide at all, my fellow beta male nerds :^)
>>29854906
>thinking genital mutilation will improve someone's personality and social skills
Lol, good luck with that.
>>29854906
I don't have NEETbux to pay for hormones.
I am not feminine and cute enough.
I will be 30 in a few years.
I'm skinnyfat with disgusting body that has some stretch marks when I was even fatter as a teen.
I'm a shutin NEET that will never have money to pay for surgeries which cost many thousands.
I live in a country where I would be raped or beaten to death.
I could go on...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47rjc6uTo_w
>>29854838
Sick of this "appropriation of pepe" crap. This will all blow over in a couple of months, and nobody on facebook or whatever will care or recognize pepe.
HOW CAN YOU CARE ABOUT THIS
>>29854838
>and then he drops "meme essence" xD
Yeah why not. Free for all thread. Come here and be mean to these fucking autists. Only one rule:
>no faggots allowed in this thread
>that includes you, roastie
I'll start with a question. Aren't you ashamed of yourself? Your dad surely is ashamed of you
Too afraid to face reality?
>>29854881
Fuck your shitty post.
Could you have started the thread with a shittier post.
Your post was by far the shittiest I've seen all day.
I bet your kitchen is filthy.
So at what point is it impossible to become a normie? Are you screwed from birth? Is it 18? Or is there no limit if you try?
23ish is the cut off point. if you aren't half a normie by that point, you're fucked for life
Ex-robot turned pseudo-normie here. Basically got sick of being worthless and got a job, wageslaved it for a long while until I could put myself through community college. I'm educated and employed now, but still find myself without any friends or girlfriends.
Self-improvement is possible, certainly, but loneliness is forever I'm afraid.
You are born a Normie, whatever you are, you choose to be.
If you had to go on a killing spree, what gun and other equipment would you use
where would you go to carry out your attack
what music would you listen to while killing
what messages would you leave behind for the world?
A knife.
But I would carry a machine pistol for protection. I dont know my guns, but not an uzi, a pistol I can use to kill someone or police without needing to aim.
Otherwise I would indulge my love of anatomy and surgery. I would probably fuck a few of the bodies, but it wouldnt be my signature or anything.
The kill would be simple. Like killing a crab.
Insert into spine and scramble nerve cells from behind watch them froth and die. Doesnt matter how big or strong my kills are if they dont see it coming.
>>29854761
Thissounds like an FBI thread.
>>29854761
Why bother.. All that will happen is I will be screwed with by shills. I mean I tried installing this addblock and blocking one image whereupon the rest would follow but I don't know. It works I guess.
>made $220,000 driving pic related last year
>can't even say I made it or am successful because at the end of the day all I do is drive a bulldozer
It's not a fucking achievement, it's not because really smart or skilled, it's just a fucking dozer
>>29854735
where do you live? and more details about your job?
>>29854762
I live in Canada, I drive a bulldozer for shell.
>>29854735
>Made $220,000 driving a bulldozer
T-thanks liberal unions.
I need a new steam profile pic, first dubs decides. Trips make it my profile pic forever
Pic related is my current one
>>29854724
This is for the people that don't happen to be ants
CIA CIA CIA CIA CIA
oregnononma
>sometime peepee gets big and fat
>most of the time peepee barely rigid
I WANT BIG PEEPEE ALL THE TIME
>>29854682
Pee pee touch water in bowl
>>29854682
Put something that vibrates up your bum and you'll have big peepee all the time.
The bigger the bum thing, the bigger your peepee.
>>29854725
I have anal fissures
>Kids born in 2003 are in high shool now
>>29854653
Woah it's like time passes or something dude
>>29854653
>some kids born after 9/11 have had more sex than some robots will have in their lives
>>29854653
Kids born in 2003 have more sexual experience than you
>tfw no foreskin
what do I do lads, I didn't want this
Start protesting. Complain about it whenever you get the chance so no one will be able to say "men don't complain".
It won't bring back your ridged band or frenular delta but it will make people think twice before stealing them from other guys.
give your parents a talking to about it, and work on restoring it if you want to
>>29854624
accept your fate
or surgery i guess
If you are cut + small dick then rip
if you're just cut then it's w/e
1. Gender
2. Age
3. Sexuality
4. Virginity Status
5. Fetishisms: Rate the following fetishes 0 to 10, with 0 meaning "I am absolutely disgusted by this fetish and would not indulge in it voluntarily" and 10 being "I view sharing and expressing this fetish as important to my sexual wellbeing."
a. Giving Anal
b. Receiving Anal
c. Receiving Oral
d. Giving Oral
e. Dominance
f. Submission
g. Masochism
h. Sadism
i. Group Sex
j. Impregnation/risky creampie
k. Lactation/Adult Nursing
l. Piss
m. Scat
n. Furry
o. Bestiality
p. Stuffing/Feeder/fat fetishism
q. Footplay/foot fetishism
r. Sex with trap/transgender persons
s. Feminization/sissification (temporary)
t. Full Gender Transition (permanent)
u. Other (describe, fetishes possible in 3d only)
Thank you for your time, fellow degenerates.
>>29854584
Male
25
Straight
Yes
>Giving Anal
5
>Receiving Anal
0
>Receiving Oral
5
>Giving Oral
5
>Dominance
5
>Submission
6
>Masochism
2
>Sadism
0
>Group Sex
5 (depends on size and composition of group)
>Impregnation/risky creampie
10
>Lactation/Adult Nursing
8
>Piss
0
>Scat
0
>Furry
0
>Bestiality
0
>Stuffing/Feeder/fat fetishism
0
>Footplay/foot fetishism
2
>Sex with trap/transgender persons
3
>Feminization/sissification (temporary)
0, only hot in 2d
Full Gender Transition (permanent)
0, see above
1. Gender
F
2. Age
23
3. Sexuality
Straight
4. Virginity Status
Nope
5. Fetishisms: Rate the following fetishes 0 to 10, with 0 meaning "I am absolutely disgusted by this fetish and would not indulge in it voluntarily" and 10 being "I view sharing and expressing this fetish as important to my sexual wellbeing."
a. Giving Anal
0
b. Receiving Anal
0
c. Receiving Oral
7
d. Giving Oral
7
e. Dominance
7
f. Submission
7
g. Masochism
5
h. Sadism
1
i. Group Sex
0
j. Impregnation/risky creampie
8
k. Lactation/Adult Nursing
0
l. Piss
0
m. Scat
0
n. Furry
0
o. Bestiality
0
p. Stuffing/Feeder/fat fetishism
0
q. Footplay/foot fetishism
5
r. Sex with trap/transgender persons
0
s. Feminization/sissification (temporary)
0
t. Full Gender Transition (permanent)
0
u. Other (describe, fetishes possible in 3d only)
Roleplaying, outdoor sex
So, how boring am I. Oh wait, I only get the reeeeee roastie replies, nevermind.
1. Cis male
2. 22
3. Bisexual
4. Not virgin
> 0 to 10, with 0 meaning "I am absolutely disgusted by this fetish and would not indulge in it voluntarily" and 10 being "I view sharing and expressing this fetish as important to my sexual wellbeing."
a. 0
b. 10
c. 0
d. 10
e. 0
f. 10
g. 10
h. 0
i. 3
j. 0
k. 0
l. 8
m. 5 (0 IRL, 10 in thought )
n. 2
o. 0
p. 0
q. 10
r. 5 (neutral)
s. 7
t. 0
u. Sweat/smell : 10
