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>go to favorite sandwich shop
>"oh it's you again"
>"dont you get tired of these?"
I can never show my face again, anyone else have to deal with normies spouting this bullshit? Am I not allowed to like food anymore? I eat there daily, why do they make fun of me if I bring them profits?
>>29856986
It was just a lil silly joke, idiot.
>>29856986
I avoid going to the same place too often because I'm afraid they think/say something like this.
>>29856986
Get that wagecuck cunt fired, you idiot. He literally harms his business. His boss would whip him a new one. Do it. Fucking do it!
Roastie here. Why do you guys think about us all day. Don't you have anything better to do? :D
>>29856976
>Why do you guys think about us all day
Dont worry roastie, ill get my dick and nuts cut off at the surgeon in order to free myself from this.
>>29856999
Whoa dude. I think chemical castration is enough. That's what I'm considering getting.
>>29856976
The fuck's a roastie?
How do I stop feeling void?
What could make me happy?
>>29856944
>How do I stop feeling void?
Find a boyfriend
>What could make me happy?
Boypussy
>>29856944
I want to go back in time to when I was healthier and try to give my dreams another go.
marijuana works for me
i went without it for 2 weeks and i realized how shit everything is withoutit
Unemployed feels general.
>Got randomly fired at first job out of college without a reason at job 6 weeks ago
>Only had position for 6 months
>At-will employer, can be fired without any reason at all
>Performance was fine, still don't understand
>Applying for jobs all over the place
>Getting rejected constantly
>Connections can't/don't want to help me see if I can get my foot in the door somewhere
>Getting rejected job after job
>Student loans coming soon
>167 a month payment coming
>Applying for shitty part time jobs at retail locations
>Rejected from those too because I worked a regular job before
I want to kill myself. Why do all these job reports come out saying the market is so good?
>>29856941
What did you study?
What was the job?
>been looking for work ever since legal
>not too bothered because studying
>gradually put more effort over time, more intensely before studying finished
>finish studying
>unemployed
>search for every job even min wage
>still nothing
I envy the people that can jump from jobs to job like it's nothing, but the worst is when people say "you're not looking properly" or shit like that
I want money in my pockets for once!
>21 years old
>never had a job in my life
>can't drive, no contacts
>made a resume, applied for two jobs and failed
>think about nothing but ending my life most days
Ask an anon that auditioned for the Big Brother House UK 2016 and got to the last 40 people anything.
>>29856875
How does it feel knowing that whatever you will do in your life, you will never amount to anything?
How does it feel knowing that even if you got in, you would still be a fucking monkey flinging shit on tv for a couple months, and then after it you would come back to your gay robot life?
>>29856875
Do you have a feminine penis?
Yes - no - maybe?
>>29856912
>How does it feel knowing that whatever you will do in your life, you will never amount to anything?
Feels pretty great senpai. To be honest however I have never thought of myself as someone who amounts to great things.
How does it feel knowing that even if you got in, you would still be a fucking monkey flinging shit on tv for a couple months, and then after it you would come back to your gay robot life?
Honestly I thought I would change things up in the BB house. Give you guys on here something to appreciate in your lives. However I do have one thing over you in that I actually try to change my life for the better.
"What's that, little boy? You don't like tomatoes on your burger? Tee-hee, you are such a cuck! That's not very DESU DESU DESU, little boy!"
>he doesn't like onions on his burger
Nah fuck tomatoes desu
>he doesn't like pickles on his burger
Why do you want a girlfriend if you can't stand women?
>>29856809
>you can't stand women
I can't stand them when they reject and mock me while they fuck Chads.
>>29857030
So why do you want a girlfriend?
>>29856809
slaves to millions of years of evolutionaty history
>Tfw girlfriend blocked me on cellphone
What is going on bros?
>Girlfriend
Leave!
she wants nothing to do with you anymore, she probably has someone else and didnt find it evem worth telling you.
>>29856886
But we were only going out for 2 weeks. I feel like I'm in a storm.
Happy little feels
>tfw you have to really take a shit but you hold it in
>>29856723
>tfw that last little nugget of shit finally comes off on its own and falls into the toilet
>>29856723
>tfw you drink a cup of Tea in the morning and watch the news
I got one for ya
>Wake up at a decent time
>Have a good cup of coffee
>Take a MASSIVE shit after a healthy breakfast
>It feels good man
>Then you shower and scrub your empty b-hole, knowing your absolutely clean for the day
>Brush and floss teeth
>You're all ready for the day by like 9 or 10 a.m.
Feels so comfy man
>You say goodbye
>Chad says hello
>She tells you stop
>She tells Chad "Go, go, go!"
>>29856691
Well memed, buddy
>>29856691
>She says no
>He says yes
>You say yes
>To addblock
>She gets blocked!
>You get cucked unless you have addblock
happiness is chad's warm gun
bang bang
grool grool
Fuck it...let's go and get some Stacy pussy tonight, robots. Let's just believe for once.
>>29856676
hahahahahahaha
ok man you go get 'em. you go out to the grocery store or whatever idiot idea you have and go m'lday yourself into a legitimately hot girl's pants.
You can do it if you believe, right? because that isn't just a normie meme, right?
.... RIGHT?
>>29856712
It's worth a shot isn't it? You aren't seriously upset about getting rejected while being a robot aren't you.
>>29856676
>Stacy
I seriously never wanted Stacy. I hated them for as long as I can remember. I'm sure there's validation to fucking them, but so what. I could be spending that effort trying to get a gf I like...
if there was a board that was the complete opposite of the red-pill, it would be /r9k/
>>29856651
Yeah basically. It's pretty much a board aimed at celebrating and making excuses for failure, rather than aiming to better themselves. No different to liberals or tumblrites, in fact probably more pathetic.
>>29856806
Normies call major disadvantages excuses, but that ain't fooling no one.
>>29856651
/r9k/ and /pol/.
original
Name one thing worse than being born an asian male. Pro tip: you can't
>>29856643
>Not having addblock installed
Shit sucks man so many trigering images that I could get rid of if I just installed and used it on le chans.
Oh well.
>>29856643
Being born black and being unable to get an Asian gf
>>29856643
Being born a gay muslim in saudi arabia.
http://flockdraw.com/9aer2g
Get in here.
I thought this would go down better than the /b/ flockdraw but it's exactly the same
>>29856655
ULTRA RARE PEPEEPES
perfecto
(original comment)
I buyed a new pc, so i'm able now to play diablo 3 and gring new items.
Here is Starcraft helmet and new kewl pet.
Regards, no friends to share with.
too bad they ruined that game
>>29856592
fucking ruskie gtfo I hate you, you ruin all the games out there, you are worst than normies
how much you paid , what specs ??
am looking for a new pc too.
