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What happens when you mix two dicks and no chick?
>>29858051
...you find yourself in some serious shit?
>>29858537
Fug I was about to post this
>>29858051
also the song says two dicks and no bitch
Hacked the snapchat of oneitis, what should i do?
post dick on her story and to every chad and stacey on her friend list
Now hack email, post nudes here.
How do I hack snapchat
if we were able to fully emancipate suicide as a nonpathological and understandable solution to suicidality what would happen ?
dont get me wrong im not saying that we should motivate people to off themselves im just saying that we should remove the stigma of insanity from it
I think most people would realize that we stay alive out of sheer hindbrain terror. and that's very hard to take while still living our slave lives.
Euthanasia should be legalized. If you disagree, then you are saying that my life is not my own, and is owned by the authorities.
>>29858116
Eh. Maybe you're right. Maybe that's why they keep terminally ill patients alive as long as they can too, even though they're suffering and they are hopeless. You got to make sure your slaves believe there's no way off this ride.
Ever went out on a nature walk before?
Yeah. They're nice. I should do it more frequently, we have awesome woods in my area.
>>29858037
Who is this faggot? I want to pound his ass
>>29858037
Just now in fact. It's a snail season it seems, 'cause there was a ton of them.
Who is the queen of ASMR and why is it this slut?
She basically pretends to suck your dick while keeping it " classy "
http://asmrgonewild.com/2015/08/10/ellie-alien-lollipop-licking-kissing-sounds/
Blocked by my fucking porn filter
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEE
this semen demon
>>29858012
>cosmetic contact lenses
>he hasn't posted his picture on /r9k/
>he thinks he's a robot
Let me explain this in a way that will make sense for even your deluded little mind, normalfriend.
The only people who can legitimately themselves to be robots are the ones who have nothing to lose. Yes, yes, depression and the like are all things that robots have but even the normies have their down days. What really matters is whether or not you've reached the point where you can wholeheartedly claim that having your face plastered all over the internet will be an improvement for the pathetic thing you call your life.
If you actually care about being connected to shootings or people you know seeing your face associated with the infamy garnered by this board, then I can guarantee you that you don't belong here.
You can try to argue with me and say that my points are incorrect, but that only proves just how mislead you are. You simply don't belong here. There are plenty of other places for you to ruin like /b/ and plebbit. Go there instead.
If you really want to prove that you belong then show it. Otherwise, fuck off.
>>29857995
I once posted in a faces of /r9k/ thread, and I was instantly recognised. When I asked for proof they weren't just trolling, they said exactly where they had met me, and the story checked out to be true
>>29857995
fuck off autist. this is a normie board now.
Posting your picture online is about the most "normie" thing you could possibly do.
A real robot goes out of his way to keep hidden, and doesn't go around posting his face everywhere.
But here's a picture of me, because I think I look cool in it.
>people cross the street when they see me walking in their direction
>>29857941
best not to take any chances
>>29857941
Thats because you're a nigger Michael.
Unfortunately the imperfect but better than today race relations of the past are long gone. Do you have much hope for the future in your general life
>>29857941
Idiot, you're supposed to cross the street first, that'd piss them off.
>tfw regular sized dicks can't satisfy me anymore only huge BBC
>>29857897
well thats how women are these days
welp, enjoy your unwanted babies I guess.
> last one out of western civilization, pls turn out the lights
That also makes you undesirable to non niggers
Does anyone else here like to fantasize about having close friends and having a good time with them?
>>29857885
I have out-loud conversations with my imaginary friends.
>>29858232
I actually start laughing at some of the imaginary conversations i have with my imaginary friends, i don't know if this is normal.
>>29858284
It's not normal, nor is it healthy. It's a sign of a dying mind.
Daily reminder early chad gets the worm, late brad gets early chads leftovers.
>mfw people tell me they are getting into the dating game at 22+ years old
>implying anyone is "settling" in this generation
Have you seen recent marriage statistics?
Roasties are free to ride the carousel and work into retirement just like the men.
>>29857934
>implying the good women arnt taken and fucked by chad while youre left with chads leftovers and undesirables
ask any 25 year old woman how many men she has fucked
>>29857881
bump for a thread of truth
Why don't niggers just stop committing crimes?
That's the only reason we don't like them.
You know, a better thing to say would be why don't criminals stop committing crimes.
>>29857830
It's a combination of socio-economic, cultural and genetic factors that make them very predisposed to violent crime.
It's true that blacks are less intelligent on average than white people, the average IQ being at the sweet spot for criminality, but they did have significantly less problems in white/european derived society before gang culture, the welfare state, and multiculturalism / mass immigration.
>>29857830
it's in their very DNA
Opinions on Randall County?
What are the people like? What are the women like? I'm transferring there for school. I'm white and 6 ft. tall and VERY RIGHT WING. I'm Christian protestant but not very religious.
Will I fit right in?
>half of texas counties are just a grid of squares
What the fuck
you going to WTAMU or something?
I live in Amarillo. The coolest thing about this cultural wasteland was the late Stanley Marsh, eccentric millionaire who paid for all kinds of weird art put up over town. He's the guy who made the kind of famous "Cadillac Ranch". Rumors also had it that he paid his team of teenage highschool minions to gratify him with weird sex stuff. Like letting him pee on them for cash.
>>29857971
Yeah, Its VERY CHEAP. And cheap cost of living and I get to live somewhere else. I'm an out of stater. They will also accept my 46 community college credits.
I'm majoring in polysci than going to law school but atleast ill get my undergrad debt free.
The world outside is a much nicer place than the ugly insecurity of this board.
All of you have time to waste and nowhere to be.
R.I.P you beautiful bastard
I wish I had hair like that
My leg's broken, you big dead retard. Legit impressive dick tho, considering he was like 6'8".
Hey robots, I hope you're having a good day today. Have a great week!
>>29857800
You too Anonymous!
Nice digits btw
>>29857800
it's my 24th birthday today, and it's better than my usual birthdays of the past have been
Thank you OP I hope you're doing well too!
Is my clit too big?
>>29857791
>>>/lgbt/
learn to tuck your dick between your legs like all the other trannies
Thats a micropenis. Are you trans?
>>29857791
thats not a clit, thats a penis m8
