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>be me watching Euros Final a couple mins ago with the family
>Ronaldo gets injured and starts crying when giving arm band to Nani
>Mom and sister snicker
>Later Ronaldo starts crying and yeling when Portugal win
>Mom and Sister snicker and call him a pussy and weak
>I tell them that its just his overwhelming passion but they snicker at me
Why are women so shallow, /r9k/?
This has bothered me as well. What's up with women not understanding men's passion for something?
Maybe if he stops talking shit and acting like an asshole every day more people than the ones that want to see his team win will actually like him.
Rui Patricio is the true mvp of the game
Robots, get in here and pay tribute to /pol/!
/pol/ and /r9k/ are boards forever united. We need more /pol/iticians to come in here and spend time with us!
>>29861005
Im tired of the cuck and lgbt thread
fuck off and stay in your containment board
>>29861695
How could you say that to me? After everything we have done for /r9k/?
Anyone familiar with how painful it actually is to die from inert gas asphyxiation, nitrogen in particular? I heard it was painless, but I think that might be untrue.
>>29860977
By the time you would feel it, you'll be unconscious.
>>29860977
>le exit bag meme
it's the best way to die desu senpai
how would anyone know an answer to this question if all are dead who experienced this baka
Made smores today, sadly had to use microwave because its too hot for a fire but they are still tasty
>>29860944
Good to hear, glad they were tasty.
I'll probably just make a couple of bologna/cheese/mustard sandwiches later on when I get hungry. Good enough for me though.
>>29860944
Just put a marshmallow on a fork and roast it over the burner. That's how I've always done inside smores.
>>29861030
I used to like doing that with hot dogs, they were good that way.
What words/phrases/images make you discard a post immediately. For me it's
>normie
>fembot
>femanon
>REEEEEEEE
>cuck
>my gf/bf/wife/husband
>any pepe image
>any "consider the following" image
for me its
>What words/phrases/images make you discard a post immediately. For me it's
I'd say the trigger for me is
>What words/phrases/images make you discard a post immediately. For me it's
And the image OP used.
>>29860919
Ditto + all the generic shitpost stuff
Fuck le redditers
The middle/second half of this album often hits pretty close to home for me, anyone else feel like this?
and is there any other music that has this kind of isolated/lonely feel?
dadrock for "le wrong generation" kids
>>29860967
i never understood this meme.
how are they in the wrong generation? they're the generation who can listen to almost any music legally or otherwise using the internet.
>>29860904
I haven't been able to actually listen to it because my /mu/ friend says I MUST watch the movie instead of just listening to it, but 3 times in a row I light up, turn it on, and then fall asleep
>ITT
How to kill yourself ironicly
>buy industrial fan to hold 150-190
>tie noose on the fan
>before kicking the chair, turn fan on
>when the find you your spinning around the room
>>29860890
This is stupid and not funny.
>>29860890
do you know what the ironically means?
I've always had this plan stored up in case I do off myself
>set a date of rip for 6 months in advance
>spend next 6 months doing nothing but getting ripped
>get ripped
>kill myself, specify in will that I want to be shirtless in my coffin
>say I want all friends to come to my funeral (most friends are girls, am a faggot)
>at funeral, on display all muscly and shit
>girls will walk by and think, if only for a second
"wow anon sure got buff"
>girls will have to spend the rest of their lives realizing they were attracted to a corpse
>kek in hell
>tfw no monster girlfriend
>>29860875
What is she even supposed to be senpai?
>>29860945
I don't think this monster have a name.
>>29860875
would be cool to hang out with her
You know what I mean. Post those texts and other images if you want
>>29860835
>29 hours to exchange 5 messages
What is the point of this game?
>>29860952
A bitter virgin trying to escape reality.
>>29860952
That bugged me too. Is this what it's like when two people with real social lives text?
Is it right about me?
howhot.io
>>29860809
You can probably get a qt 3.14 gf if you don't spill your spaghetti, good luck out there probably above average anon
>>29860886
Thanks m80
original
doesn't even matter.
>tfw no average-looking community college instructor femdom gf
>>29860733
>femdom
I don't believe it anymore! They're not real.
>tfw no qt3.14 mixed Asian and white weab gf
>>29860829
She's pretty cute. Also lol @ that guy rinking ocffe in the bckgoru
Are cats the most comfy pet out there? Assuming you have a nice cat.
>>29860710
Yes
Cats are cool
I wish I had a cat
post more cats
lap cats a very comfy. good substitution for human contact
>>29860710
this is my tiny fluffy vampire, she cuddles and loves a lot for a cat.
Who /thousandyardstare/ here?
>go to local dive bar to try and meet people
>everyone gives me odd glances
>walk past someone
>"easy there, buddy"
>finish my drink and leave
>clerks and retail workers never hold eye contact
>nice looking people avoid me on the streets
>dregs of society always nice to me
Anyone else know this feel?
>>29860618
people always tell me to smile while I am smiling.
it feels awkard as fuck.
>anon you should smile more
>but I am smiling
>no you are not
>bitch how do you know if I am smiling or not
or
>why do you look so angry
>this is how I wake up and brush my teeth face
>but you look so angry smile more
>if I had the chance to change that I would have done that when I was a kid
I hide mine behind a smile.
My stare is intense people say.
usually because am lost in thought and they're mostly morbid things
my eye bags don't help neither
Give me one good reason why I should leave /r9k/
>>29860585
its 90% bait posts, most of the time it isnt worth the effort to sort through the shit in hopes of finding a good thread
>>29860585
meme robot requires original content
it's very annoying
>>29860585
Because this place is just an echo chamber of bad ideas and shit posting. At least try to better yourself instead of complaing and venting or reading anger filled posts for cathartic reasons. Plus its just a grand waste of time. Now fuck off.
who /bad guy/ here?
Yeah dude, SPANKETY SPANKETY SPANKETY!!!
>>29860568
4U
also
>tfw you actually want to become a bad guy because girls fall for bad guys
>can't stop being a nice guy
should I just become an asshole?
>see good post on reddit
>downboat instead of le upboat
HAHAHAHAHAAA. ye I'm /bad guy/ too
