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Haven't had one of these in a while!
How are you today girls?
>Tfw in skype group with ironic orbiters
>Tfw I don't care because ironic love is still love
>been seeing these threads for years
>only ever lurked in them
>yet to see the OP of one be legit and not ironic bait made by a man or women with a sense of humor
what's the deal with that? some times legit fembots posts legit feels in these threads, but the OP is never legit
how come?
>tfw fembots only want orbiters (of any kind)
>tfw in ldr with cyborg-tier guy for the past year and 5 months
>tfw he shows no affection, has almost no intrest in me that isnt related to sexual favor, and claims i use him as a orbiter cuck even though hes never bought me anything and has no money
>hides and deletes messages to keep them from me, lies about who hes talking to and where hes at
> says he still loves me to death but acts as if he wants nothing to do with me
>begin to invalidate myself for being upset, tell myself its me not him
>we took a break for barley 2 weeks, he had phone sex and flirted with other girls
>came crawling back saying that i was the only constant staple in his life, the only person that didnt secretly hate him
>cry myself to sleep every night im not on the phone with him, because i know he doesnt love me the way i love him
>hes the only person whos seen naked pictures of me, and im scared to death of others seeing me naked, but hes shown plenty of girls
>every time i tell him he did something that is wrong or upset me, he uses the "im mentally ill and going to kill myself within the next year" excuse so i cant make him understand where im coming from
i know well that im letting him fuck me over but im still hanging on to the thought hell go back to what he used to be when we first met
>"maybe hell like me again :')"
>Tfw you browse /r9k/ but have a girlfriend.
>>29862534
Directionless thread, what a waste of space. How does it feel to be part of the problem?
>>29862534
Can relate tbqhwyfamilia
>>29862534
I been on r9k since the start. Been married for a long time too.
Deal with it.
>born to an abusive bully dad and a bipolar mom who is zombified from a lifetime of antidepressants
>bullied from the age of 4 or 5 onwards, shouted and screamed at about not tidying my room or brushing my teeth, my father would bang things loudly, grind his teeth and get up in my face as if he was about to hit me. never did though, the threat was enough. I thought he wanted to kill me when I was younger. I still get a sinking feeling in my stomach when I hear him coming up the stairs
>no friends in school or growing up, always the quiet weird one, spend everyday in the bathroom cubicle alone
>start to really hate people, like school shooter- tier hate people
>around 12-13 start having sleep problems, takes me hours to sleep, always restless sleep, regular nightmares
>spent my days in a mental fog, felt like I wasn't really "there" any more, started to dissociate from what was going on around me. I believe it's called depersonalisation and it's a coping mechanism to deal with abuse
>start therapy at 13, start medication at 15
>spend my days either alone in school or at home being bullied to study by my father, sometimes it gets too much and I lock myself in my room and punch myself i the head until I go unconcious
>have an existential crisis at 16, realise everything is pointless and I should either kill myself or take all of the material things that this world can give me, get as much money and power as I can. I don't know why these were the two options I gave myself
>feel dead inside all of the time now, still see no point in anything, work on auto-pilot, obsess over work and self improvement, try to brainwash myself with motivational videos any time the depression kicks in
>I'd imagine I'm what you would describe as a sociopath, feel no empathy or compassion for anyone, have no emotional connections with anyone, can't understand the motivations or intentions of other people. have no emotions, have to regularly practice my facial expressions in the mirror
keep line length under a certain amount when greening.
>>29862493
>First 16 years of life where bad
>So I will wallow in self pity for the next 60
If only the entire world could get together and cry for me
>>29862590
>work on auto-pilot, obsess over work and self improvement, try to brainwash myself with motivational videos any time the depression kicks in
this is wallowing in self-pity?
Big red flags the "male" you are evaluating is a beta at the bottom of the totem pole.
>he refers to a dog using gendered pronouns and not "it"
>he is a totem pole
also post nice big totem poles
>>29862455
Dogs are usually male or female, surprisingly. Most animals are.
>>29862455
>is a beta at the bottom of the totem pole.
betas are at the middle of the "totem pole"
omegas are the ones at the bottom.
betas are the most common normie.
Use blue for online use
Use green for in real IRL use
>tfw not a real 4chan man
oh boy here we goits hard to make original comments
I got suspended for saying nigger in school once
I am not that edgy anymore but included anyways
Reading through these threads, I notice you guys robots have a problem with females. They just seem to loose/never have interest in you.
That is because you all are too nice. You have to be a little more pushy. If you text/write to her and she doesn't reply? Write again until she does. She needs to know you like her this way. Also, just chill out. Women are easy deep down.
Hope this helps dudes.
>>29862424
That example of "text until she replies" sounds like a bad idea if I've ever seen examples of autism on this board, which I have.
Multiplying the amount of times you fuck up does not fix the fuck up.
>>29862424
haha ebin post my friend
you should post it in /r/advice
I'm sure you will get a lot of well deserved praise there!
>>29862467
For someone with autism, that was one of the least autistic things you could have said
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJ-sCjNbLMA
this is reality
bodybuilding = autism
http://omeglecockshock.tumblr.com/
a lot of these girls get more impressed and he's not well build at all.
This guy is a manlet. He is on Omegle so they can't tell.
ITT everybody posts their semesters for Uni
My semester
>linear algebra( le vectors)
>Biology 2( and lab)
>Chemistry 2( and lab)
>City Planning
It's going to be weird being one of the only black guys in my major. Should I add something else or is this too much for a freshmen.
Business Communication
Intermediate Accounting
Intro to Information Systems
>>29862373
how many hours is that? I think adding more would be too much
>>29862411
It's just 14 hours really.
Is linear algebra hard? I did terrible in calculus, but did great in precalc.
Maybe I can find some asians to hang out with.
I'm a 29 year old virgin and I will do literally anything to lick a femanon's feet.
Any femanon. Please. I just spent four hours bringing a table I found on the street up to my apartment so I can set up a permanent Lego village in my bedroom. I'm 29 years old.
>>29862306
Tell us about the Lego village
go up to a random person, say to lick your feet
>>29862630
It's a fortified semi-derelict spacejammer, heavily inspired by the dangers of warp travel in Warhammer, and Season 3 of Reboot when the Crimson Binomes travel the deep web to rescue Bob, and armour The Saucy Mare with the husks of dead web creatures. It has a Gellar Field generator but they only partially know how it works.
>>29862649
Will I go to prison if I try this?
help. im so tired of this
im tired of trying things, tired of living the same day, tired of nothing really matress
im not gonna kill myself, im just so tired and it seems this is life now, forever
Let me fuck you in the ass first lol
I feel the same way. Maybe it will change in the future, maybe not, oh well.
>>29862127
>nothing really matress
>matress
I think you should probably go for it.
Do a swandive, flips are passe.
I'm looking for the inverse of this pic. Meaning, a white guy with a small dick laughing at a white girl with small boobs while pointing at or even sucking on a black girl's big boobs. Does such a pic exists? Or something similar.
>>29862038
w2c watch?"cuckqueen", bing it.
That wouldn't fit the pornographic Jew's agenda, my friend.
>>29862069
back2/fa/, normie.
hey /r9k/, a couple years ago i got raped in the ass by another guy at a party and i am just giving you a heads up that it doesn't heal.
every time I shit my asshole gets ripped open again and i can't just not shit to let my sphincter rest. has this ever happened to anyone else?
I was molested and ass fucked by a cousin when I was about six or seven, and can say that it does, in fact, heal. It was loose for a few years, which made me smell like shit, which got me bullied and made my parents yell at me all the time for not washing properly, which ruined my self esteem and is the cause of me being a pathetic omega loser now, but the asshole itself did heal.
>>29862070
my asshole isn't loose, it's just really ripped. I was unconscious so I don't know exactly every detail. How long did it take your ass to heal? Also sorry that happened to you anon.
Were you the guy who got tricked into it by that Chad?
I have sex with my neighbor's 44 year old wife. She likes being pissed on and choked with a belt.
>>29861978
Was she hot?
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Gutter trash
>>29861978
Sad to see marriages like that.
>tfw no qt manager gf
>tfw no qt manager femdom gf
HNNG
>>29862040
>tfw no qt manager femdom gf who's younger than me
>>29862268
Oh fuck, that would be so shameful. She'd always wonder why she's even keeping me around and how weird this is. I'd have to be extra pleasing. If she's too immature it would be so hard to deal with... I want an older mistress desu.
What do you think of tattoos? Do you have any? Do you want to get any?
they're pretty stupid, I have 2 don't want anymore.
I like tattoos, dont have any but might get one in the future. The thing is I don't know what I would get a tattoo of. Maybe something to do with occult themes or greek mythos. If I do find something I think I want I plan to wait a few years and see if it still appeals to me.
>>29862120
OP here I like the occult idea. What about just a big black reversed cross
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