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Have any of you robots ever committed a crime? Any drug dealers on r9k? Psychopaths? Anyone here in an actual gang? I promise I'm not an FBI agent.
>>29866121
>Anyone here in an actual gang
Why the fuck would a gang member be on /r9k/
>>29866121
yeah sold weed
was fun
allowed me to smoke good weed for free
>>29866121
I will tell you if you give me name.
Would you have a homeless gf?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TLVgwoqhoc
>>29866118
>telling a homeless person where you live
>so they can live on your couch, suck you dry of free food and utilities, and probably steal all your shit for drug money when they run away again
Fuck no.
She's probably crazy, prostitutes herself (maybe not really out of choice, which is terribly sad) and will steal my shit and cheat on me. There's probably no shortage of guys willing to take care of her and she must jump from one to the next like that.
I'd totally give her a chance if she's nice to me and gives me attention though.
>>29866118
I'd let her crash in my extra room if she would grind in mmos for me.
>in a bad mood
>no idea why
hmmmmm
was going to say something else but i can't remember or maybe i just can't think straight. either way something's just not right.
isn't that some shit
>>29866096
Did you try jerking off?
>>29866096
are you constipated?:^)
>>29866126
nah, i'm not that into jerking off anymore
who here /given up/?
>>29866053
Just gave myself an enema to keep from pooping everywhere after I hang myself famalam.
If that's not giving up, I don't know what is.
Today I woke up in bed and just pissed in the bed, I couldn't even bother to get up.
>>29866075
giving up would be not caring about shitting everywhere
get on my level
Anyone here making around 80k-100k a year, if so how much does taxes take away from your salaries? Im deciding careeras at the moment, and im wonderimg if i should take the easy path a make an easy 80k-100k once i graduate from college, or should i do extra and go into the medical field that'll guarantee me around 200k. Im only asking because i dont wanna end up with only 50k a year because the government wants the greedy.
Pic unrelated
Sorry for the typos, fuck my keyboard
>>29865949
varies by state and municipality, plug yours into www.paycheckcity.com to check - that site is pretty accurate (like $15 difference between it and my actual paystub)
>>29865949
I'm forgetting the word but portions of your income are taxed at different amounts.
Ex: Say you make 200,000$ and the brackets are
0- 50,000 10%
50,000 - 100,000 15%
100,000-150,000 25%
150,000-200,000 35%
you would be taxed $5,000+$7,500+$12,500+$17,500 = $42,500
Not $70,000.
What are some peaceful suicide methods that don't require much prep? Asking for a friend.
>>29865896
overdosing on any illegal drug does the trick honestly
heroin OD is literally "wow I think I'm dying hehe"
but don't do that OP
Stay
Repeatedly slamming your head into the corner of a counter. Or hanging I guess all you need is rope. Helium requires like 100$ and setup.
Idk, OD on some pill?
>>29865896
Shooting up a BLM protest
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fhA7HMZXbo
>>29865839
I want to call you an autistic loser so bad but, you made me laugh so here's your (You).
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mCrQpT7oQL
>>29865909
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Orasminario
>tfw no top tier bf
>Top tier anything.
Never forget, Mr. Roboto....
>be retail cuck
>want to ask out coworker
>she seems to be into me, and i'm into her
>want to ask her out IRL, so normie book is out of the question
>see her at work
>only time i can talk to her at work is when we're both working, or in the staff room
>this typically means we're around people, so i can't ask her discreetly
kill me plz.
>>29865794
>want to ask out coworker
Don't date co workers
>>29865794
Then dont be discreet
>>29865809
yeah, this is partly why i haven't asked her out yet, too. high chance of it blowing up in my face, whether or not she agrees to date me
just need to get it out of my system, man, even if it's a bad idea
tfw i have to pay for corrective eye surgery because i can't put contact lenses in my eyes
I know putting in/taking out contacts is hard. It took me like 20 minutes tje first week everytime.
Now i put them in in seconds. I can rub my eyes as much as i want without blinking or recoiling.
Just dont give up that easy.
>>29865817
i went to 4 different appointments, couldn't put it in my eye
it's literally fucking impossible for me because i can't grip my eyelashes
>>29865837
>grip your eyelashes
What the fuck my man, are your docs trolls or retards?
You grap under the eyelids. Google it.
Do you know any fast image boards that share the same depressing hivemind of the old r9k, and isn't infested by normies and/or twelve year olds that think they're actually >NEETs xDD and are interested in the trap/shemale culture just because it's >weird xDD :DD
Wizchan is good but really slow.
I miss the days when I actually came to this board to vent.
>Wizchan is good but really slow.
There's your answer anon
Truth is, there aren't that many truly depressing, hopeless, yet self-aware fuckups; we compose an extremely small fraction of people.
So you just aren't going to find a forum for Wizards that is a bustling hub of activity. You either go there and languish among kin, or stay here and suffer the normies.
Have you tried using the hide feature? After hiding 99% of the threads you will be able to find """quality""" threads.
>>29865815
this
You can literally shape this board to be anything you want it to be, no need to go elsewhere
Does anyone else here feel like they are bordering on the edge of insanity?
My mind is falling apart at the seams.
It's hard to go into detail, but some days I feel like I'm mere inches away from a total breakdown.
I don't have insurance so I have to self-medicate with weed and cute anime.
Worst part is I have such a hard time telling people about what goes on inside my head even if I could talk to my counselor or psychiatrist I'm not sure I'd be able to accurately describe the ways I'm going fucking batshit insane.
>>29865808
>I'm not sure I'd be able to accurately describe the ways I'm going fucking batshit insane.
I'd bet some people here would be able to understand
>>29865758
Not insane, but my empathy is getting pretty clouded honestly
When I was a kid I cried for days when my dog died
One of my dogs died this year, and I couldn't give a fuck honestly
I think I might be developing schizoid, but self-diagnosing is very snowflakey so I'm not going to do that
I dont want this life to end anons.. This is all ive ever known
no its just all you remember
>>29865678
Yeah but do you eat meat? The animals you murder don't want their lives to end either.
>>29865724
All I remember is all know
>known best friend's sister since she was 9
>she is now entering college
>he brings her along to the park to play with my dog
>she is wearing leggings
>see her run around watch her fat ass bounce around
>she lays down on the grass and her tits bulging in her shirt
What do?
>>29865677
benis in vajana
Saw the same thread in /tv/.
>>29865713
Touch screen is retarded and sent me there instead of here. Oh well, its not like they discuss what they are supposed to
This week, one of my only high school friends (who doesn't speak to me anymore) launched a business and got a 1 minute spot on the local news. It fucking crushed me and I felt like shit for days.
Then yesterday, some dude from high school posted a status about getting arrested for a DUI on Friday. The happiest I was all week was when I found that out.
Why can't I "be happy" for other people? I'm only happy when people fuck up or have bad things happen to them.
Disregard other people, you can't rely on them to define your feeling, don't waste time and energy into negative thoughts
You're probably a selfish asshole and will be your entire life.
>>29865646
get off facebook. for real. some people can look at that shit and just be like "hmm, cool." but other people (mostly women) have to hate, and gossip, and "needle" for more information. it's fucking gross.
facebook and social media in general are the worst fucking things to ever happen to relationships.
when bitches couldn't actually *see* chad living his life, 24/7, they could keep their head down, keep the blinders on, and actually concentrate on being respectable human beings. but now they think there's a sea of chads waiting for them at any given moment, so why settle. but they're wrong. they imagine that they're daddy's pretty princess. not a mid- or late- 20s roastie who is a 5/10 on a good day.
