Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 356. page
- Home
- Board: /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
- Reading: Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 356. page
>be me 17
>Cute asian is new to school and we kick it off as friends
>She always jokes around with me.
>Says I was one of the only interesting people at my school
>One day she messages me on facebook calling me names. I tell her to fuck off back to her old school and get really angry at her.
>she said she was joking
>tfw you missed out on love because your autistic mind thought that she hated you.
>tfw she wont even look at me anymore.
Please feel free to share your regrets.
My entire life is full of regrets. I can't just narrow it down to one.
>tfw you think back and start to get sick to your stomach
>>29868581
tell us the biggest one anon. We're here for you
>Abortion is my fundamental right! My body, my choice!
>You can't commit suicide, you selfish fuck!
This is what normies actually believe
>>29868471
fucking normies, so pathetic
>Life isn't fair, that's just the way it is.
>What goes around comes around.
>survival off the fittest bro
>WHAT THE FUCK STOP KILLING US
Why are normies retarded?
You guys have ten guesses to guess what's under this t shirt. If it's not guessed in ten guesses I'm throwing the thing under it out my window. Guess wisely.
The thing under your blanket is a dog. Probably. Don't throw doggo out window.
It's a woman, op confirmed for normie.
>>29868458
Wrong. Nine guesses left.
ITT: we post our favorite normie activity
Since when is biking a normie activity.
I go for long bike rides all the time.
Dumping
1/original
>>29868386
2/very original times 2
WHAT IS UP, DRAMAALERT NASHUN. I'M YOUR HOST KILLERR KEEEMSTARRRR LEEEEEEEEEEEEET'S GET ROOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIGHHHHHT INTO THE NEWS!
>>29868298
this isn't /b/
dherherfbd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vILk_amRjeM
>>29868298
Right into the noose*
>when you get to hell the devil will show videos of you doing embarrassing things to your whole family
It wouldn't be too embarrassing if your family already had low expectations about you
Why would he wait till I'm there? Why would I go to tell? Op you're a faggot
>>29868294
>Why would he wait till I'm there?
to make for an uncomfortable situation
>Why would I go to tell
Because of your sins, repent now
>Op you're a faggot
You're a faggot
Are you a roach or a manipulator?
>>29868155
Define what a roach is.
>>29868155
Hopefully neither.
>>29868166
roach = turkroach
Serious question. How many people here are legitimately autistic and how severe is it/how severely does it affect you?
>>29868139
Im not autistic at all but it still affects me
>>29868174
Quit being an abstruse faggot
>>29868139
I honestly don't know. Maybe it's just a combination of other mental illnesses, being unattractive and lacking experiences.
Are you really an introvert, or do you just not like the people around you?
I'm introverted for sure. I've always been. Severely so. It feels like I'm getting even more so over time, but that's probably just mental illness.
I think the true definition of introversion is craving significant amounts of alone time
For example I have a handful of close friends that I genuinely like, but I regularly turn down invitations from them because I just want to kick it at my place and read a book or play some vidya or cook something or whatever
I like to think of socialising as something that drains from a pool of energy that regenerates when I'm alone
inb4 norman reee, i'm not complaining about this lifestyle, it's very satisfying for me, basically exactly what I want out of my social life
>>29868112
being around people and socializing is exhausting
It seems like there is no help from above, only punishment. No gentle reassurance, only cold derision. There is no love, only the vengeance of the universe, the cruel laughter of your "friends," the pity and disappointment of all those you ever hoped to love and cherish.
There is no peace. If this is all that it lead to, was there ever any? I am lost. There is no redemption, no higher purpose. Just loss and heartbreak.
Alright there nihilistic 16 year old, calm down. No need to be a emo fag k?
>>29868083
When I was a boy I used to pray for wisdom. I can't pray anymore man. I literally can't.
4 long years stuck in the same fucking place trying to make it. No direction, no idea what to do. All of the people I used to know, gone. I was never one of them. I've been left behind like the failure I am.
The only thing that keeps me going is maybe there's a heaven.
There's not but maybe it'll encourage me to kill myself already.
Xbox 360 thread gents, post feels, stories, and most importantly: gamertags.
>ywn play fat man on forge with your middle school pals again
>tfw it gets so late that peopel just stop talking in the party, and everyone comes to an unspoken agreement to call it a night
>tfw someone sends you a clan recruitment voice message
Playing xbox all night was the best, it truly feels like simpler times. You didn't have to worry about the cultural death of your country, or getting a job, or how venomous women were- those annoyances didn't exist. You just had some good buds and good games and everyone would burn hours together.
Answer these:
>Do you have an Xbox?
>What are your favorite games?
>Do you want to play again?
>Why can PC gaming never compete with console feels?
YOU MAY NOT KNOW:
Xbox offers super cheap deals on XBL subscriptions to people who haven't had it in a while. You can get 1 month for $1 or often times completely free. This is what I did, I am on month two now.
Right now I am on Halo 4, playing Slayer and kicking ass. Went 22 - 4 last match, it was killer.
Leave your gamertag at the bottom of each post, please. Let's share feels and play some games. I already have 6 or 7 anons added to my list, we can all play some games together.
>>>GT: HomedogJesus
>peopel
peopel
>peopel
post gts pls
I added you last week but removed you because I hate myself.
I have never had a console but I always love these threads. I like to see people post feels and try to relate to said feels.
Bumpie bump
How does this make you feel? Be honest about it.
Don't care about such things anymore desu.
Im happy for him
And for her too, kinda
It doesn't.
whiskey tango foxtrot
>tfw even r9k cant help you feel better
This place never made be feel "better". It makes me feel numb though. It makes me feel nothing. A bit less depressed in some way. It's kind of nice.
>>29867880
How big is your cock? I think people under 8.5 inches are depressed, I'm a good 8.3 inches and fairly ok
>>29867880
Really? /r9k/ makes me feel fucking great.
I mean, I'm much closer to a robot than a normie, but fuck I've only really scratched the surface of robotdom. Seeing so many people at rock bottom really gives me my jollies.
>>29868054
5 inch cock and I'm still satisfied with life. Cock size means nothing if you're going to die a virgin.
If you could create the ultimate radio station just for you, what would you want to hear on it?
>>29867863
Nothing but pierce the veil.
>>29867863
Being retarded here, but are we talking a robot station or your own personal station?
>>29867967
Your own personal station
i saw amateur teen porn again, shit makes me so fuckin depressed such a nice cute girl would make a whore out of herself while this fuckin faggot would fuck her and abuse it
>>29867854
Whenever I see a pornstar my age I'm simultaneously depressed and intrigued. Sure they fucked their life up and now take big dicks to pay bills, but fuck me, I could have probably banged her in another life.
whenever i go on efukt i get these feels. atleast i know that my life is even more pathetic than those whores to cope
>>29867854
>nice cute girl
>makes a whore of herself
than shes not a fucking nice cute girl, whore herself out on film is a injurious act against society and her own unborn children.
