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Daily reminder that a normal 10 year old today has socialized more in 10 years than you in your entire life.
There are literally people who can't find the US on a map and they have regular intercourse and a lot of friends.
There are literally suicidal women there who would rather die than date a robot.
We Robots are at the bottom end of human society. Back in the barbarian days they would have left us alone in the woods or mountains so the group can survive.
Normies are strong. We are weak.
Normies have honor. We are dishonored.
Normies have courage. We are cowards.
Normies have morality. We are amoral.
Normies are emotional. Our emotional landscape resembles the desert.
Normies have passions and dreams. We have none.
Normies are human beings. We are subhuman trash.
Animals actually clean themselves and are active. We can't even do that.
Yeah but you're not a normie, this only makes sense.
To get over the struggle you must first realize you are different, psychologically, chemically, biologically different - call it retarded, disabled, whatever
you are not normal so your life will not be normal and your expectations cannot be normal. Being beat by a 10 y/o normie is like sayign the best wheelchair basketball player can be beat by the best real basketball player.
so what? still strive to be the best someone with your disability can be - do it for yourself. you need to drop all expectation of a normal life if you want to finally be happy.
Dont tell me what I am.
Just because I'm not a normie doesn't mean i fit your arbitrary, self-loathing criteria.
>Normies have honor
>Normies have morality
Lmao are you serious dude?
Hey I just turned 18 and I am thinking of getting a summer job before school starts again. My only question how many days and hours do you have to say your availability in order to land the job? I only wanna work 3-4 days a week for about 6 hours a day but last time i specifically put the hours and days I wanted on an application I got no word back. Do I say im available everyday and at everytime and hope I get my preferred schedule. I am going to apply at fast food places if that helps.
Pls help
>picking fast food of all retail jobs
those are like the shittiest of them all, why not at least try for a grocery store first?
and yes, you can have flexible hours, 3-4 days a week for 6 hours is completely reasonable.
>>29871019
You have to say:
-work whenever you want
-I'll work sundays or saturdays alongside weekdays
-I'll work through the holidays (thanksgiving, christmas eve, day, boxing day, new year's eve, new year's day)
They only care about that
>>29871054
Would applying at a clothing store be any better than fast food?
>Degeneracy is natural
When did you realize Hitler was right and Jew science can't be trusted, robots?
>>29871015
>Yes, good goy. Study STEM and learn all about DEGENERATE solutions huehuehue
>It's a natural part of the system, anon. The universe inherently accepts degeneracy
>Oy vey don't propose alternativenondegeneratemodels, you madman! That'll ruin your career!
>>29871015
>that's right, goy, you need to work in degenerate 3-dimensional systems
>just keep using classical solutions, don't worry about all that nonsense with hilbert spaces and eigenvectors
>>29871135
>Yes, 23 dimensional membranes and cosmic strings are scientific! What? Experiment? That's rather antisemitic of you, the Nazis did experiments!
How long do you think this'll take to heal?
This is the other side. They hurt when I close my hands.
Looks like a burn, keep putting antiseptic cream on it and you'll be fine in like 3-4~ weeks
Looks nasty, but won't take more than a week to close up. Actually healing so it's not visible will take a while though. What the hell did you do?
WHERE IS MY PRINCE CHARMING?!
>inb4 in the "friendzone"
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>29870943
Right here anon.
What's up?
>>29870943
Shut up roastie coal burner
WHERE IS MY JOHN WAYNE? WHERE IS MY PRAIRIE SON?
>Bro, just say hi and act cool
is that meant to be chad or an ugly guy?
>>29870930
What should I do instead? Or do you not have any idea?
>>29870965
All depends on the lighting
This board has really turned to shit. /soc/ threads, /pol/ threads, epic posts for r/4chan screenshots, cuckposting, transfags, normalfag problems, political shilling, and whatever else shit. /r9k/ used to be more melancholic and personal, and at least thoughtful on some level once in a while, now it's just /b/ lite and epic memes. I think I'm getting too old for this.
>>29870912
Agree.
The only hope left would be to change it to a SFW board and actually enforce the robot. Neither of which the administration seem even slightly motivated to do.
>>29870912
Its been like this for a while now. It's like watching a dead corpse getting raped.
>>29870912
Be the change you wish to see on the board. Start more interesting thoughtful threads.
Every single time there's an interesting OP, it always gets filled with interesting thoughtful comments. This board still has the capacity for that, even if it may be smaller than before
twitter secondaries on /r9k/ be like
>>29870821
what's a twitter secondary genius
>>29870821
Can you explain what twitter secondaries are?
Normie get out nobody cares.
>be 19 kv
>fall for antinatalism meme
>become volcel regarding sex as pointless and evil
>4 years later realize antinatalism is retarded and I am horny as fuck
WELP
>be 24 kv wagecuckie
>fall for natalism meme
>pursue women regarding them as pure and good
>4 years later realise natalism is retarded and I am broke as fuck
JUST
It's your own fault for letting your primal urges control you.
What did he mean by this?asdfausehfaiesfasefhase
>tfw getting a haircut for the first time in almost 2 years
>>29870797
How are you going to get it cut?
I knew that feel 2 months ago.
>>29870797
Why do you think you need a haircut?
Would you accept being the friend of a girl you're romantically/sexually attracted to even if it never goes anywhere? Will friendship be enough for you?
Meet girl. If like girl, ask girl out. If girl says no, continue to be friends.
Not that hard.
>>29870819
Enjoy listening to her sex adventure stories.
>>29870819
You would act fine even though she will chose another man over you because she finds him superior to you? Are you going to watch them have sex and cheer them on too?
>tfw we're finally getting asian women
>your half asian/half white oneitis posted pictures of herself at a black lives matter protest an hour ago
s-stay safe and use a condom
>We
Looks like the shills are back on the board lads. Reminder to sage the threads
lol shut up nigger
>hungry
>too lazy to cook food
>too much anxiety to order food
>>29870560
Start smoking cigarettes. Can be ordered online if you can pay for a carton at a time.
>>29870560
Look into soylent.
>ordered online
>little prep time, but you get all the calories/nutrients you need
>don't have to interact with people
Perfect solution for you op, tbqh
>>29870560
>Not eating Hungry Man
What are you doing nigga?
People of /r9k/!:
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No longer do you need to deal with women being terrible!
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Dating sims are a thing already
Please show us more.
>Girl I've been hanging out with casually mentions she used to be a cam girl
>Use image search to find her profile
>getting railed by two dudes from some local band
Should I cut my losses and run? idk how to feel about this.
Post the pics bitch
Originally posted
either post the pic or fuck off.
>>29870331
You should feel proud. Bitch knows what she's doing in the bedroom, and could guide you out of your awkward virgin phase with relative ease.
