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what do you do when everything you try doesn't work?
serious question
You either keep trying or give up. I'm at the end of my rope with the "keep trying" part.
>>29874442
i feel iv exhausted all the usual normie advice and need to try more drastic or alternative measures now
I usually try to figure out how I'm living my life or look at the world is wrong.
Like a few hours ago I was thinking I'm not happy living at my parents house. I always thought that.
I'm fine enough here when nobody else is around.
Basically I got to thinking why not just leave on the weekend or something, find a cheap motel or camping or something to stay at. It's fucking boring sitting around in a motel or a camp site but getting to thinking about it even boring stuff like that just improves my attitude and motivation to do shit I know I need to do.
im a manlet and girl i love is already almost married to some alpha guy
how to make her fall in love with me /r9k/ ? should i create fb page about it?
yes do it
also try to murder him
someone please tell me what to do
move on
also the good thing about modern marriages is they dont last, so you might be able to literally just wait 2 years and they'll break up on their own, then you can swoop in to date her since no one but /r9k/ losers want to date a divorced woman
>tfw broke down crying in public earlier for the first time
>tfw sat in waiting room full of normies and the radio show was talking about sex
>couldn't hold it any more, ran out of there ASAP
>tfw kissless virgin
>no hope of ever getting a gf or married
>be reminded of my loneliness whenever I go outside
>nearly jump in front of a bus on the way home
I'm getting really tired anons.
sad bump
pls tell me i'm not the only one anons
Had plenty of times like this where I just need to go to the bathroom and breakdown
Breddy pathetic of us though desu, friend.
>>29874781
>Breddy pathetic of us though desu, friend.
I know, just wondered if anyone else had felt the same way. Every day I hate going outside, having to deal with the shit and be reminded of my fate.
See this land in your backyard. what do?
>>29874410
Take a picture of it and post it on /x/
Just go to sleep and hope it's alright when I wake up
>>29874410
Wonder when i got a fucking plateau in my backyard.
Anyone else /goingbald/ here?
my hair is literally my only good feature and now i'm losing it
>tfw you were born with III
in middleschool i had to wear my hair down or else i'd look like a rapist
>>29874468
that's horrendous anon, i'm sorry. makes my early male pattern ass feel like thor though so thanks
At least you guys can get hair transplants. Diffuse thinner here.
I have a friend who over the past year has been buying a bunch of things similar to what I wear.
I wear rings so they got rings.
I wear a necklace so they got one.
I wear a specific cologne that I found after a couple years of trying different ones and they bought the exact same one.
Not sure what I should say... don't want to hurt their feelings but they be swagger jacking.
It's flattery but very weird to have someone copy you right down to personal choices.
What do?
>friends
I wouldn't know.
>>29874375
I had a friend who did the same shit.
Do you want to be standing in a bar one day and in walks your wannabe doppelganger wearing the exact same shirt,pants and shoes?
Because that's what will happen.
Tell him to stop jacking your style and send him on his way to /r/streetwear
say stop copying me dickhead . simples
Are white women desired by every race?
>>29874296
>lopsided eyes
>subhuman philtrum
cmon BLACKED you can do better then that
>>29874296
Sheeeeeeit my mandingo rose by itself
BBC really is built for White pussy. Daaaamn
I think it's the jews? The medias keep presenting them as the ideal. Women of other races keep trying to look like them too because of it.
If love is so unatainable why not devote yourself to something greater before it's too late?
You mean like math?
I don't think it unattainable. That and I already have, and it has nothing to do with religion.
Like sex?
>tfw no one ever noticed, complimented or talked to me at work until I flat-ironed my long hairI'm a guy, by the way.
>>29874199
Post pic, I wanna know if you looked metal or basement
>>29874271
I don't have an editor thingy to block out my face though. I'm on mobile.
>>29874297
So post face who cares
Did Kyle Odom's experiences and theories have any merit?
He was a smart and hardworking veteran, but was he really 100% sane 0% insane?
Didn't he shoot the pastor like a dozen times, multiple times in the head, and he still lived? That was spooky
>>29874306
Don't know how many times, but yes the pastor is still alive and allegedly does not hold a grudge against Odom.
Here is the infamous photo of the reptilian hypersexual martians that live underground, inside the moon, and among the human race.
Why do so many people here pretend to be losers?
>>29874140
I don't get what the image means. Is it implying that he pisses out shit. What the fuck?
>>29874154
What, no it's chocolate. Those are M&Ms.
>>29874190
I know that, you fucking dolt.
Good morning, wagecuck.
It's time to wake up and prepare for another grueling week of slavery.
Another day, another dollar.
It's only 5 days
>>29874083
Do you play half life one single players mods anon? You should, super comfy neet gaming
Another day, only 8 hours today better than i suppose.
I can't wait to hang myself, eternal rest sounds real good.
I just came back from a trip to Peru, and my sleep schedule is all messed up, and I'm bored and don't need to "wake up" for work for another 4 hours.
Ask me anything.
go back to sleep torn
>>29874066
how do you fix your sleep schedule
ive been trying to stay up the whole day but I always pass out in my chair
>>29874076
I go by Eddy
>>29874101
When I first arrived from the airport at 4pm, I had only had 4 hours of sleep in the past 30 hours, so I crashed as soon as I got home and woke up at 4am. Since I work, my plan is to just force my body to stay sharp with caffeine, then go to sleep at 10pm the earliest.
Usually I go to sleep around 11, but it wouldn't hurt to be able to get up at 6am without feeling tired. I'll use this as an opportunity.
As to how to stay awake in your situation, i'd recommend going somewhere where you cannot just pass out in your chair. Maybe out in the city or forest, somewhere that if you get tired, you still need to travel a few hours home until it's 10pm and you can sleep then. Also remember to set up your alarm at 6 or 7 and have something planned to do so you don't keep napping the day away.
This board has produced about 5 or 6 mass shooters at this point
For almost all of them, their stated motivation for going nuts was lack of a gf
We let you stay here and use our board. You have a responsibility to us robots to provide us with nudes, comforting words....anything we ask for.
Lives hang in the balance
Like I said....no pressure
I think most females would rather die than date a robot.
>>29873995
and they will
yeah... I mean we don't want them to think they have BLOOD ON THEIR HANDS or anything, but it is something to consider.
Can /r9k/ give their opinion?
>Be me
>Had a rough couple of years, not really worried about dating
>Life is finally pulling together, doing well at uni, working a summer job I really enjoy
>I go into work one day and there's a girl there i've never met before
> We both make eye contact, and she smiles at me
> I make an effort to make small talk with her, she seems to be reciprocating
>I catch her a couple more times throughout the day making eye contact with me. Every time our eyes meet, she smiles.
> Its the end of the day, and I need someone to come and open a door for me and she volunteers straight away.
>Messaged her on facebook a few times, she gives quick responses but I have to keep sustaining the conversation. It doesn't really flow naturally
> The problem with my job is that there is so much variation in where we work, I could never be on a shift with her again.
I wouldn't normally ask a shotacon imageboard for relationship advice, its just I've been in my own little world for so long I don't even know what to think.
tl;dr indicators that someone actually likes you
>>29873872
If she liked you the conversation would flow better on Facebook.
She was just being nice.
>>29873919
honestly this is what it sounds like
if she was interested you'd know
>>29873872
hey buddy
my opinion is that when youre in your own little world for so long, getting any female attention at all, even just a smile, can make you think she likes you. she might and she might not. but by all means, your ultimate goal is to not come off desperate. its very easy to do in your position. so do this:
dont force conversation with her. pretend you dont even think about her. randomly message her every once in awhile with a little small talk, or a silly little story from work, then leave like you have better things to do.
then, when you have some confidence, ask her if she wants to come along to do something platonic. like if there is a little town festival, or an event in your city, ask her if shes going. and dont word it like a date. say something like "hey, are you going to the (book fair, beer festival, flea market, hiking trail, preferably an activity you think she might be into) and based on her response, tell her in one way or another that you are going and that she should tag along
good luck anon
