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"Good morning /r9k/ how did you sleep?"
>>29876936
been up since 2est yesterday
5 hours to go
>>29876936
What's with you and this stupid fucking show?
>>29876986
5 hours for what?
>finally get a girlfriend
>She is a big of a geek, doesn't know much about the stuff I like but is willing to learn
>Last night go to the movies and the arcade with our friends
>After that she and her friends head home while me and my best friend walk around trying to find somewhere open to buy dinner for everyone
>I can't believe I made it, this is exactly how I always wanted my life to be
>Wake up
>I dreamed a girlfriend
>I dreamed a best friend
>I dreamed a life
>No way to go back
not having a gf is understandable but how come you dont have a friend? wtf
>>29876860
Mpst people on here don't, you fucking stupid newfag.
>>29876833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSCiMbMVDLI
that sucks just sleep forever
Stormzy innit
state your name, cuzz
>>29876810
AND IT GETS SHUTDOWN
fukin reppin init
That feeling when you come up with a brilliant idea for a race bait thread, but some faggot already made race bait threads and its pleb shit and I could do so much better.
>>29876683
Big white cock > Little asian dick
>>29876707
What about /around average Asian dick/?
>>29876683
Post more of her face she looks cute
Looks like Honey Lee
I did 10 sit-ups and 10 press-ups yesterday in my quest to become healthier.
My abs are hurting like hell and my arms feel weak when I raise them.
Is this normal?
>>29876646
yes anon, google doms
>press up
Dumb Brit.
No but we all start somewhere. Keep at it, you won't regret it.
>cashier tells me to have a nice day
>Have a bad day instead
Who else P U R E E V I L here?
>>29876637
>Halloween
>bowl of candy
>"take one"
>took one bowl of candy
Fuck fa police
>>29876637
One time I opened a door for an old lady. She said thank you. I said she's welcome.But I didn't really mean it
>>29876637
I sometimes write creepy letters addressed at vague appearance-based female demographical groups (for example, (long/short/tied haired), (which colour of their hair) (colour of their eyes) (height of cheekbones) and seal them fancily. Then I put on gloves and take them with me to crowded places, usually concerts or sometimes the train during rush hour. Find a girl who looks like the letter I'd describe, and I'd put it in their pocket if they're wearing a large trenchcoat or sometimes in their purse if it's accessible
Please someone share a story worse than mine.
>Fall in love with girl I'm not even dating
>Find perfect chance for us to become roommates
>I wait till we're roommates before confessing my love to her
>I tell her all my deepest secrets and embarrassing things about me
>She rejects me and brings a new guy every week to fuck
>She moans really loudly and sometimes fucks in the living room
>She told one of the guys all the special shit about me
>He laughed at me and bullied me about it calling me a loser
>She laughed with him
>She told all my friends all the personal things about me
>Word spread out and it became public knowledge at school
Well don't just sit there, tell us what you told her OP. The only way I can judge how fucked you are is if I know some of this stuff.
Good, you fucking deserve it for getting her to move in with you then telling her you like her. Making it awkward as fuck for her. You deserve to be bullied by her and chad
>>29876624
this cunt deservers to be castrated
i wish her the worst possible outcome of her sociopathic life
You know what's up?
Fucking pokemon go
I work 12 fucking hours on my soul crushing industrial job today to get money to feed my family while friends my age are walking around town like a retard all day playing pokemon go
>walking around town like a retard all day playing pokemon go
>work 12 fucking hours on my soul crushing industrial job
>family
Who is the real retard here? Enjoy your horror while I play my sweet gaems.
Instead of spending all night drinking alone like usual, I went to some beach that's apparently a hot spot and there was hundreds of people playing it. I had a good time. Fuck you OP
>pokemon go sounds like childhood dream come true
>be lvl 31 wizard
Will people know if I go play it?
Do blackbots have it worse by default?
>>29876566
whites have it worse thanks to feminism and affirmative action, fuck off with your black privilege
I imagine in a year there will be a black twitter meme about self-pitying black robots that put up a woe-is-me act on /r9k/. At least I hope so, because it's a goddamn charade everyone else can see through.
>>29876601
>whites have it worse
>make more money on average, women are more attracted to them, live longer, marriages far more likely to succeed, more likely to grow up in a two parent household
Sure anon
Is self-consciousness the cause of all our problems?
>>29876536
No but its the cause of me realising all of my problems.
The cause of all problems comes down to
>insecurity
>>29876536
It's blessing hidden in a curse.
Whilist others being oblivious and blind I dare to say is much worse.
So I'd say our fates are well worth themselves. Be it the virtues and consequences.
>again in the friendzone
>>29876504
Friend zone is a myth
>>29876504
You did it to yourself, lad
Friendzone is a myth you stupid cunt, just realize she rejected you in the nicest way possible.
What the fuck do you think? Girls don't want a guy they get along with? You're probably just ugly / not the right type for them.
Hello fellow robots, I am in a dilemma and need some help.
So last night my mom's friend was put in hospice and she found out while my family and I were at a party. She was calm throughout the party, and then when she got she let it all out (as expected.) I hugged her and comforted her, and left to go to one of my friends house to play Pokemon Go with them.
So about a half hour later my sister texted me and said things were getting out of hand at home. My mom was screaming at my dad, throwing beer bottles and iced tea gallons at my siblings, and threaten to divorce. This isn't the first time this type of behaviour has happened, she does this about every two months.
I rushed home but most of the mayhem was over by then. I went into her room and told her if something like this happens one more that I will call the police.
This morning she texted me saying not to threaten her or she will throw me out of the house (I'm 20 attending university and home for the summer) My brother and sister have been crying all morning because they are afraid of her returning home from work. I don't know what to do guys. Could the police help at all?
>mother needs emotional support
>manchild son leaves to play pokemon go
you fucked up OP
>>29876494
Yeah i was expecting this kind of reply
I'm actually a normie, and me and my bros have been playing pokemon since we were five. But anyway this was when my mom went upstairs to her room, so I was pretty sure she was going to bed. So I left. Little did I know that she came back downstairs and started tormenting my family.
>>29876494
The reason she said she'll throw me out actually has nothing to do with going to my friends house last night, it was because I "threatened" her
This is what a vagina looks like from inside.
Just so your virgins know.
>>29876434
thanks i'll use this to navigate through your mom tonight.
>>29876434
>implying that when banging a girl one looks up her twat
>>29876434
I don't need to know. I've lost desire to fuck women.
>one chance at life
>look like a sandnigger
Why
>>29876421
You just need to leave /pol/. Man i wish i looked like a sandnigger. Like, perfect manly features.
>>29876439
I don't even go to /pol/
>Like, perfect manly features.
lol sure
People looked me in a weird way when I was in Europe they were probably thinking I was a refugee or something
>>29876522
Just work out and dress good. Arab men are like, very manly and handsome. Just look at them, nice masculine dark skin, manly face, manly expressions, and most of them are fearless.
(Sorry for poor grammer if there's any)
My moms been acting funny lately. I'll start off by telling you guys it's just me and her in a two bedroom apt. So she's always been a bit of a friend to me more than a mom, and we've been really close because of this. One day she told me I'm her best friend, and this is when things started acting different. First she's always had a habit of being in her underwear and bra once she's home from work but she would always wear a blanket and just fall asleep on the couch. Now she makes more of an effort to walk around and talk to me, and hug me.
Sometimes when j come home from work she'll be walking out of my room looking completely flustered like she just got done pleasuring herself... But a couple nights ago was the hitter. It was probably 2 in the morning, and she walked into my room and woke me up saying she had a bad dream. She asked if she could sleep in my room for the night. I very crankly said whatever. So instead of sleeping on the floor she climbed into my covers and hugged me.(not really gonna get into detail about what we I was wearing but she was as far as I could tell.. Maybe she had panties on) At this point I was very embarrassed, and my body had reacted to the situation.She noticed and laughed a little pointing it out. Being embarrassed I turned around, and acted like I didn't care. She went on explaining how it ok and perfectly natural while hugging my back pushing her chest onto my back until she fell asleep... This has been going on for the past couple days now. Last night she didn't even give me an excuse she just climbed in bed with me and cuddled me like a toy... Now I'm starting to have thought about her. She has a nearly perfect mana chan body, and I kinda want her. Did I just get slowly seduced? What do I do about this?
>>29876377
massage her feet
doet
Le YOLO amirite?
>>29876377
jesus christ anon, what have you done to me.
