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>tfw went into an alternate universe again
How many times for you guys?
0 unfortunately. original desu!!!
>>29880626
>you will never go from handling some horny MILF's bags to dealing a bunch of crazy paranormal shit in some random town
>>29880626
took like a million milligrams of dxm in high school and am a neet because I think I really am in the Truman Show, am I?
Ask a 33yo european guy who's a virgin and never got a gf in his life, but who kissed two quite famous american actresses, anything
>>29880624
"European"
Nice try, Achmed. Now go back to the shithole you came from you fucking sandnigger.
Who were the actresses? How did you end up kissing them?
>>29880714
>Who were the actresses?
Eden Sher and WIlla Holland
>How did you end up kissing them?
Worked for 8 months for a casting agency mostly as extra
When I have sex with this girl I know the only way I can cum is if I imagine she's been with several large black men just before me. But I don't know this and she's trying so hard to feign interest in what I'm able to do. Is this okay?
>>29880595
completely normal in 2016 anon
>>29880595
nobody cares about men's insecurities
>>29880595
is that kagney lynn karter?
I want to play music through my microphone in game, not as in playing it through speakers into my microphone but actually getting the computer to treat my sound out as the sound in for my mic
how retarded can you get?
Which game?
(original comment)
>>29880781
this much
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH fucking orig
Why do women think we're impressed with the fact that they've slept with a lot of different men?
I recently had a girl tell me she's slept with between 10-20 men, and then she acted surprised that I wasn't interested in her worn-out roastie.
>>29880531
did you tell her "im not interested in your worn-out roastie?"
that would be funny
>>29880531
They think it's cute to be 'experienced'.
They've seen all this popular media where the girl is supposed to be strong, beautiful, and do whatever she feels like. now that they have, they realize it's not all it's cracked up to be. Woops, too late!
>>29880550
Nah, she would just constantly say sexual stuff to me and I would be completely disinterested. It really rocked her world.
I want a paki gf
Cool, but I'm pretty sure that's Alexa Rydell. Latina.
>>29880530
wtf i love latinas now
I want a whatever this girl is gf
What is with the growing trend of black men with yellow fever?
What is with the growing trend of cookie cutter jewy race threads on 4chan?
>>29880496
It's because black women are trash and thus black men are forced to date outside their race to find a quality woman. White, Asian, and Hispanic women are all superior choices.
>t. Black anon
>>29880496
Asian entertainment has become more mainstream, so people generally (so also black people) become more attracted to them
you are transformed into a perfect 10/10 by a magical wizard.
>but
the moment you pop the cherry on your new body you go back to your old self.
>you can be male or female
>any penetrative sex act with another person counts as a hit
wot do?
Men are so much more attractive than women. Just look at those bodies. The greeks were right
>start modeling career
>save up shit tons of money
>fuck a bitch
>go back to being regular, but now with money
>they'll want to fuck regardless because money
/thread
>>29880468
I continue to be mgtow with no sex, and use the looks/ halo effect to build up my career. Then when I'm well established and successful, I fuck bitches regardless of my looks if I still have any interest in them.
I want to talk for a moment about God-tier candies. I am a heroin addict and opiates, for me anyway, trigger a craving desire for sugar. Sprees are the absolute best candy to munch on while enjoying a nice post-heroin euphoric glow.
Please discuss your favorite candies and why you feel the way that you do about their qualities. While I agree that there are many fine confections on the market these days, there are none finer than the mighty based Spree.
Discuss.......
>>29880455
KEK, "spree", how appropriate for r9k.
>>29880455
The unapologetic sour punch straw is by far my favorite candy. It doesn't try to be anything other than solidified high fructose corn syrup, and it doesn't need to. I have also loved sour candy since I was a kid so these are very nostalgic for me.
>>29880607
I've never tried those. I'm don't get overly excited about "sour" candies, but I enjoy them occasionally just as a change of pace. Are those similar to, say, a sour twizzler?
Tfw all the real men died in 1945, my only options are autists and Nu males.
I've accepted the fate my womb will grow dry.
This is true unironically
>Men in 1945 had double testosterone than men today.
>>29880364
They're out there. Just harder to find. Remember to dress feminine and modest, smile a lot, and be generally sweet. E-Eventually a traditional guy will find us.
>>29880364
You also have Chads, unless you are implying that even Chads are autistic, just in their own special way.
Or that you're not good enough. Considering you're posting here, even if only a bait thread, I assume the ladder. The later? I don't assume a ladder, but that's the way the saying goes.
>go to public bathroom
>piss/shit everywhere except in the toilet bowl
who else /evilmastermind/?
>tfw im the wage slave that would have to clean it up
Pls no fellow robo, my life is hard enough
>>29880328
>sneak in and install RAT software in school computers back in highschool, link them to my computer
>pretend to be sick & stay home, open scat porn during my computer period
>Take a leak inside bathroom
>Normie comes in
>Goes to bathroom stall
>Turn off lights on the way out
Why don't you respect women, robots? Even this taxi does.
>>29880320
Women doesn't deserve respect until they earn it.
>>29880338
nah mate, men and women are made in the image of God, and are therefore 'sacred'
to disrespect anyone is to spit in the face of the One who made them
>>29880320
>posts women hate threads on /r9k/ every day
>only on /r9k/ being sad because they can't get a woman
does acting like you hate them take the sting out of them not wanting you?
>Pokemon Go
Has there ever been anything that clashes autism with reality this terribly?
I mean playing 3DS in public is one thing, but this is so many levels of autism beyond. I can't wait for all the videos of the cringy accidents it will cause.
>>29880316
People are fucking stupid and will buy into anything. That is what fads prove.
>>29880316
I've gone out around my college campus 2 separate nights since this came out and there are hundreds of normal people walking around paying it. The people playing by themselves seem kinda sad though.
>>29880572
Damn. Several years ago only the most oblivious of autists and nerds would be doing this. I suppose it's socially ok if you're doing it ironically.
>select all images with a store front
>selected one pic that wasnt a store front
>it worked
>mfw
>solve the captcha correctly
>still get a "Error: You forgot to solve the CAPTCHA. Please try again."
>select all images of a street sign
>4 street signs
>select 3
>it worked
>select all images of street signs
>select none
>it worked
Is he evidence that we can make it?
If living with your mother off of neetbux is making it, then yes.
>>29880188
If being the ugliest guy on earth, with learning disabilities, being absolutely repulsive to girls, have an extremely lame personality, wear cheap looking oversized autism suits, and talk like a retard acting psuedo classy. Than yes I guess so?
>>29880202
it is what it isoriginal
