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Am I the only one that gets turned on by this?
https://youtu.be/zFAX1q8Fzdc
>>29884149
I want to say yes originally
No, you are not the only one who gets turned on by kissing
>>29884149
kissing is stupid
think about it, people literally feel good about themselves when they find a girl to exchange mouth fluids with
If you have hit rock bottom is the military a suitable last resort? I mean, best case scenario you get shot in the head.
It's fine as long as you enjoy getting raped in the ass by huge military cocks
No decent military thrives on it's countries most depraved hopeless citizens for it's strength and decisiveness. But no military is decent, really. War hasn't aged well.
Dont join a combat MOS. I joined cause i though it would fix my robot ways but its made me worse since i got to my first unit.
The no kids meme is getting pretty popular. It used to be when you got married, you had kids. It was normal behavior. Some of it was due to no prophylaxis, but a lot of it was due to the basic human drive to reproduce and continue on our race.
Now, more and more couples, mainly white couples, are dedicated to never having kids, going as far as the guys getting vasectomies when they're like 25. Then they like to brag about how much money they have and all their free time, cruises and parties theyre always throwing with no kids to worry about. They're usually involved in swinging or banging eachothers friends too, basically living as carefree and "liberated" of a life as possible. Thats fine, people can do whatever they want if it doesn't hurt anyone, but this isn't truly harmless, they're killing off the white race.
While Chad and Stacy are off fucking or getting fucked with all their other kidless friends, Jose and Tyrone are having kid after kid, working hard (in Jose's case atleast) and raising their kids who will continue to have more and more kids. Hispanics and blacks (that stick around for the kids) still have strong family values and don't buy into the no kids meme. The population continually shifts in their favor, and it will keep going that way as more and more young white couples abandon God and family in favor of sex, partying and couples cruises. The worst part about it is these couples are usually smart, college educated professionals that are not going to be spreading their genes, bringing more smart people into the world, its the dumb, poor white trash that will still have kids and bring more trash into the world.
So you complain about how the minorities are taking over and someone has to do something about it. Well, you're the problem, you're putting a halt to the advancement of the white race in favor of "muh money, ability to get drunk all weekend and sleep in". How do you justify this?
I'd happily make some white babies if I could find a woman who'd make a good mother.
>>29884105
>The worst part about it is these couples are usually smart, college educated professionals that are not going to be spreading their genes, bringing more smart people into the world, its the dumb, poor white trash that will still have kids and bring more trash into the world.
So are you saying r9k should have kids or
>>29884105
>remove government (govern: to control. ment: mental, mind)
>no gibmedats for black and latina single moms
>white well educated hard working people don't have to pay as much taxes and can afford children more
Has /r9k/ ever met a chad who ended up being a faggot?
>>29884097
some of them are faggots, they just fit in better.
Every Chad is a faggot
>>29884097
Strangely enough I've never personally known a single openly gay person in my life.
I just got really high and watched Home Alone 2 and realized something. That's what comfy is. Sitting in your grandparents living room watching Home Alone with your cousins while she finishes dinner. There was no worry about race, violence, money. The acting was so cheesy but everyone accepted it as is. The whole movie encompassed the dream world of what, admittedly, we all thought about, what it would be like to be in a situation like he was. Everything was just fine. And those were the times that I miss the most. And i'm sorry if i'm talking to people of less fortunate backgrounds who can't relate, but I feel like this feeling is mutual with people who grew up like me.
It sounds dumb, but there's nothing that reminds me of 'the good old times' like Home Alone. It made me want to get those 'good old times' back, live my life as if I knew things would get horrible and didn't have a care in the world. Like I knew my family would break apart, like I knew that I would realize how horrible the world is, trying to make it in this world that slowly is becoming what it wasn't anymore, living an angry apathetic life.
It brought me back and reopened my eyes. It *is* what things used to be, glorified or not. And I want that back, I want that life, that experience, that comfort.
I found my drive, /r9k/. Get high or drink a little bit too much and watch Home Alone, maybe it'll reopen in you the same thing it did in me.
>>29884054
i felt every single one of those words.Gj anon you made me tear up.
Honestly I like anything with Catherine O'Hara, she delivers many keks
>>29884218
Glad i'm not the only one, friend.
How does it feel knowing even these two conjoined freak twins have had sex and you haven't? They have probably had their own taste of BBC too.
Do they share the same taste and feel?
Like do one enjoy anal but other hates it?
>>29884002
well they are women which makes them roasties so I am not sure what you are getting at. so its basically women having sex which I think all robots know happens.
I just assumed every female on the planet past the age of 10 has had sex at least 25 times.
How do I get rid of my monotone autism accent? Everybody always makes fun of me. I've tried being more animated but I get really self conscious and self judgmental
>>29883994
Start watching British TV shows and try mimicing that shit.
Its not hard after you have heard it enough.
>>29884018
Top kek just like the serial rapist and killer in True Detectives first season right?
The Principles of Elocution; with exercises and notations for pronunciation, intonation, emphasis, gesture and emotional expression
My mom just farted on my tendies. What. The. FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29883991
Must be bad boy tendies. Good boys wouldn't get fart tendies.
>>29883991
What's that NEET? Too poor to afford restaurant tendies? Such is life of those who depend on their parents.
kinda hot dude
how the hell are you supposed to compete with these large dildos women play with?
>>29883956
>suction dildo
>uses it on carpet
how stupid are women?
The same way women "compete" with the toys men can buy?
>>29884113
>implying a toy feels as good as a pussy
>want to go to sleep it's 5:30 am
>someone replies to one of my post and
>a): tells me that I'm wrong
>b): that I didn't get [thing]
>c): ad hominem
>d): everything above combined
>I have to write a reply to counter him and wait until the thread gets deleted so that I have won the argument
EVERY
SINGLE
NIGHT
wow you're a real retard... who cares it's anonymous btw you're wrong
>>29883895
good, dont let these normies tell you anything
>>29883952
NO I'M NOT WRONG
THESE DISCUSSIONS ARE FUCKING IMPORTANT MAN, SOMEONE ON /U/ TOLD ME THAT DELETING "OFFENSIVE" POSTS THAT WERE "HOSTILE" AGAINST WOMEN IS NORMAL AND I LITERALLY COULDN'T SLEEP UNTIL I TOLD HER THAT SHE WAS A FUCKING TUMBLR CUNT
I CAN'T STAND THESE ASSHOLES BEING SMUG ABOUT THEIR WRONG OPINIONS REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>fap
>feel brief second of pleasure
>followed by immediate shame and self disgust
>still save the threads I was fapping to for later
>still feel like I want to fap just a few hours later
>still spend hours edging and fapping instead of anything even slightly more productive
>feel shame everytime I fap because it means I have no self control and discipline
>still fap again the next day anyways
>>29883891
>posted thumbnail instead of the full pic I wanted
>>29883891
There is nothing wrong in fapping...fapping 4-5 times a weak is good for health...why does it make you upset? Try not fapping to any morally questionable explicit content...just fap by yourself for your own pleasure and recreation and not "to something"...fap without porn basically, you won't feel guilty about it.
>>29883891
>he fell for the "jerking off is something to be ashamed of" meme
I feel better after I cum
YOU TOLD ME GIRLS LIKED ASSHOLES
I WAS LIED TO
>>29883844
>talking to girls
wew lad
Girls don't like assholes
It's just that most assholes happen to be attractive, so it's sort of a case of correlation does not equal causation here. Sorry you fell for the memes.
Try write; I wanna hatefuck you now...(devilsmile)
I wanna see if it works
http://www.girlschase.com/quiz/start?utm_source=girlschase&utm_medium=sidebar&utm_campaign=girlschase&clickid=wLHT7HQSMQIIVS5U0UQ9UR4Q
How good are you with girls?
>>29883818
>can't even get past the first question
guess that means I failed
>>29883818
> Not only do women get a kick out of talking to me, but they get really horny in the process, too.
This quiz is shit, it feels more like its asking ME how i am with girls rather than the opposite.
If i knew how good i was with women why the fuck would i be taking this quiz?
>>29883909
i thought you were a faggot, and then i tried it myslef, finidng that i couldnt either. realising im litsening to this right now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVKn1Ke4hVQ&index=22&list=LLRaa__5qCile3Mx-7WqjcpA
im laffin so hard you dont get it.
I got a part time job
congratulations! where at? your first paycheck is going to feel incredible.
Good for you anon. What do you do? Welcome to the wagecuck master race.
I've been wagecucking for 4 months anon, the honeymoon period ends after the first few weeks, it then comes torture and you miss the NEET life...
I only get a slight bit of happiness once a month when I get paid then I notice that I don't spend money on much anyway.
>stranger suddenly talks to you
>do anything nice over the weekend?
>girl flirts with you when you're around but never texts back
This shit doesn't happen in NJ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmv5UUv-zgc
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