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https://togethertube.com/rooms/2bdaa34b-7155-45bd-91c9-67fa809a5bf4

Come have a nice time and watch some videos or listen to music or something. Its all cool me m8s :)))

Pic is unrelated, I suppose, though it can relate to music
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Come have the comfy joy of music
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We need more comfy music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SFNW5F8K9Y
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P-Please respond you guys...

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Who here /aspergers/?
My life fucking sucks and I'm not even sure if it's because of the aspergers or not.
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>>29887313
Meant to add a little bit more onto this post before I published it, so here's the rest:
The only times I've been good at interacting with people was actually when I was depressed because when I'm cripplingly depressed, I can't find it in myself to say anything, let alone retarded shit that makes me look stupid.
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>>29887355
>>29887313
you DO have aspergers

you can't even make a good/interesting thread on /r9k/
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>>29887355
Not many people are good at interacting and I don't think most people here would mind hearing retarded shit anyway, cheer up you probably just need more practice

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"There are no clean master plans." - Elliot al-Rudajir, May 23, 2014

What was he trying to tell us?
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>>29887248
I think the phrase speaks for itself.
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>>29887248

What an autistic misquote
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>>29887248
>"There are no clean master plans."
he meant that even the best laid schemes of mice and men gang aft agley.

basically he new he would fugg it all ub

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After 8 years here I officially enjoy more spending time on reddit (or rather a few reddit boards) than on 4chan.
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>>29887225
I think the only good reddit boards are the ones that post content, any discussion board is garbage

boards like /r/doujinshi and /r/hentiny
boards like /r/writingprompts and /r/askreddit when it's asking for stories or nonserious posts
boards like /r/awwnime and /r/pantsu and /r/moescape
/r/askscience and affiliated boards, etc

all the discussion boards and general discussion sections where plebs post their dumbshit opinions quickly devolve into butthurt garbage, the donald put the final nail in the coffin by attracting every remaining retard on the internet not yet on reddit

but I do agree some parts of reddit are ok. Mostly just the porn and picture and story parts.
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>>29887225
I can't into Reddit's horrible layout. If posting there was exactly like 4chan I'd definitely never come here anymore.
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>>29887377
>I'd definitely never come here anymore.
you wouldn't. the population is truly horrible, and the voting system really ruins conversation.

the system is not really designed well for encouraging conversation - imagine if every single one of your comments was rated against others, do you think that's a comfortable atmosphere to discuss? Not even considering the fact all of your comments and opinions are then easily viewable, although you can get over this quickly

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I'm 26 years old and I don't know how to tie shoelaces.

I have worn these kind of shoes since I was like 8.

I have looked at several tutorials on youtube but I just can't get it right.

I thought I should let you all know.
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>>29887205
learn how to tie a regular knot, first of all

To tie a shoe, just tie a regular knot with the shoelaces then take the ends, and make little bunny ears and then tie another regular knot using the bunny ears. It's that simple.
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There are a variety of different knots to choose from. Pick one and practice it. Wearing velcro shoes is manchild like behavior that I will not tolerate. Sure you can get away with it by wearing loafers or slip on shoes, but there is a chance you might be missing out.
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>>29887205
>not having mommy to tie your shoe laces for you

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Who /littlethingsinlife/ just sitting here admiring this beautiful storm forming. Comfy as fuck
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>>29887168
Nice, my dude.
I love getting soaked by the rain, especially when it's cold and windy. I know no one else that does.
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>>29887194
This shit put such a smile on my face. Reminds me that there is some beauty in this world
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I went for a jog near the SD/Mexico border, it has a nice scenery

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How do you deal with being ugly r9k?

I'm having problems accepting the fact that I am an ugly man as it means no woman will ever find me attractive and love me. How do I come to terms with this reality?
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>>29887145
>no woman will ever find me attractive and love me
Make lots of money and/or be alpha as fuck and women will still love you.
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>>29887145
Just stop giving a fuck, dude.
Me, personally, I smoke alot of weed and immerse myself in autistic hobbies.
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>>29887170

They will never truly love you though. Love is based on attraction. And people automatically value you based on your appearance.

An ugly man is the most disposable and disliked member of society.

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I'll start.

Sleeping Dogs
> Excellent soundtrack
> Night walk/drive in the rain at night is about as c o m f y as it gets.
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>>29887096
>roleplaying as a mixed-race half-asian Chad

seems legit.


Anyways, Minecraft.
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>>29887411
He said robot tier, not autism tier.

>Need For Speed Underground 2
Comfy night driving
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>>29887096
Also, I forgot to add

>Dating sim with qt waifus

>Inb4 go to /trv/
>inb4 op is a normie
That's another thing that's been annoying me since 2014. Why don't any of you say newfags? r9k has become a woman hating, unemployed autism board in the past 4 years.

Anyway,that's unrelated.

Gentlemen,

I'm pushing 25 and I've finally decided that enough is enough of living in my city.
I refuse to spend another upcoming year at the same job, Halloween with my coworkers, Christmas with friends, & New Years eve in this shithole of a city.

>Leaving everyone that I know behind and moving to live in a different country.

>asked my boss if there was any other offices that needed help, I applied, got accepted, so I'll be moving to central Tokyo in September (I don't even watch fucking anime), and working in a similar legal office environment with a side job of teaching English to Highschool'ers and University students for extra cash.

I also have the choice of Taipei.

Maybe I'll actually have a decent life and meet some pretty cool people. Maybe even a future wife, kek, ayylmao, fuckingaym8.

Have you ever considered packing everything up and leaving everyone you know behind for the better, anon?
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>>29887090
what is your city?
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>>29887090
>That's another thing that's been annoying me since 2014. Why don't any of you say newfags? r9k has become a woman hating, unemployed autism board in the past 4 years.

>Disregarded, get the fuck out normie.
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>>29887118
Get the fuck out Newfag.

Learn to greentext you faggot.

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>tfw you missed out
curse this need to sleep
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>>29887054
Oh yea I was in that thread. I assumed she was a troll because she was talking about how she was from tumblr and shit.
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>>29887113
this wasnt op
she said she was lurking the thread
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>>29887135
oh ok, i hope you find your girls pham

I hurt everyone
I don't deserve anyone
I will let you down
In the end I will let you down
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzcb-s2n5YM

I assume you're waiting too?
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>>29887018
not him, but waiting since announcement
I hope it gets released soon
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>>29887018
Of course I'm waiting, that was eerie as fuck

This is just my daily useless thread I make when I'm depressed

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Summer posters everywhere. Thicker than a swarm of gnats.
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why the fuck does nats have a g in it
why?
why does any word have silent letters in them? for what fucking purpose?
why is the english language so shit tier?
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>>29886881
just come back early in the morning most of them are in bed by then
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>>29886881
I just took a giant shit and I named it OP.

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Where did he go wrong? Good looking white guy who decides to go to a life of crime
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>>29886872
>>>/pol/io
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>>29886872
>white people believe their race is so superior and pure it's unbelievable to them some can be criminals just like the average black thug
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>>29886992
this is what happens when you spend top much time on /pol/

fucking idiots think inbred trailer trash is better than a normal black person because "much white race"

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>tfw the genetic pool is getting smaller
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>>29886805
>genetic pool is getting smaller
you are genetically retarded
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>>29886923
it's true you faggot. eventually whites will die out
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She created them by herself?
where is the man? and why isn't he pictured? ;^)

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How do you hire an escort without getting arrested or murdered?
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In my country, it seems that prostitution is legal but organised prostitution (pimping, brothels, etc.) is illegal.

However, I'm concerned that if I ask someone (a stranger, or maybe a past high school classmate) to have sex with me for $200 I might be arrested for sexual harassment.
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>>29886764
where do you live?

oreganokommento
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Call escorts using "thebackpage" or whatever. People use that shit all the time, it's like craigslist but for hookers.

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