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Why do you hate girls with tattoos? would you ever make an exception?
If she'd fuck me I'd make an exception
I don't hate girls with tattoos. I hate girls with tasteless tattos, which, unfortunately, is a lot of girls.
>>29889838
What would be some examples of tattoos with taste anon??
INTP thread.
I can feel the meat on my bones slowly rotting as my mind races with unproductive thoughts. This is most unfortunate. Please feel with me, fellow INTPs, as we endure the pain of a godless and absurd universe.
All I want is to just sit alone in some quiet, comfy place without anyone who could bother me and read something interesting and thonk about useless shit.
Everyone shames me for it beacuse it doesn't matter what I achieved and as long as I'm not going out with people I don't like to socialise and "just be myself" I'm automaticly a failure.
Why do they do this? I just want to be left alone but everyone must fucking bother me, asking me to change myself but at the same time saying I should never change for others.
>>29890327
i don't say "just be yourself" but i do say "do whatever makes you happy."
if that means changing who you are to fit in, go ahead. if that means never changing and being alone, go ahead.
this IS a godless and unprincipled world so just do whatever you think will give you the least to regret in the end.
>>29889744
fuck you atleast you're not an infj you fucking normie
>sad everyday
>no energy
>nothing makes me happy
I've been like this for over a year now and it seems to be getting worse. I've tried every suggestion including therapy and medication. Anyone ever bounce back successfully from a deep depression? What helped?
>>29889742
Yeah I bounced completely out. I started running and everything changed. I forced myself to build value at all costs and stop thinking negatively.
Just have to work on your health first. Then your mind will follow.
This means diet, drink only water, run, and stop watching porn.
Lastly, discipline yourself. Block out addictions like video games, youtube videos, streaming. Only focus on 1 thing at a time for 1 hour. Then move on to something different. No binging.
Hope that helps.
>>29890051
lmao look at this nigga :D
>>29890051
I have ADHD. It's hard to discipline myself.
Finally arcanines. A list of criteria to meet if you wish to obtain a cute gf. It's not very demanding. Thoughts?
i fill all of these except friends with their friends
why have i been single for almost 6 months
>>29889783
If you wanna be their lover, you gotta get with their friends
I fit in 4
Almost there...
Bit of a long shot but has anyone ever done this before. I was wondering if I could do it with the UK a levels, and was thinking how to get away with it/ how much to charge.
I thought 3,000 uk pounds per A star at A level seemed reasonable, and they would pay me on results day after it was achieved or else I'd report them to the police/universities.
Seems pretty devilish and also could be VERY profitable for the amount of work you have to put in. What are your thoughts lads?
>>29889680
I'm likely to report people like you to the invigilators.
>>29889727
Yeah well that's why I wouldn't tell anyone I knew excluding family I was doing it, it just seems a pretty good/easy way of getting money.
Please help if you've done this before, I want to make some easy shekels.
Get in here my short brothers
This fellow manlet is a friend of mine and he is dating this beautiful creature. Of course he is a millionaire but it still gives me hope as I am only 5'4.
Post more success stories so us manlets can have hope.
>>29889666
I don't know what his wife looks like, but one of my old teachers was a ultra manlet, 5'2" and bald, and he had a wife.
I'm 6' myself but during the hazing of my frat there was this guy who made quite a name for himself at 5'3" and actually made out with the most girls that entire year. There was another guy, similar size, who ended up in the most active chapter that year and hooked up with various girls. Myself, I didnt lose my virginity until more than one amd a half year later dwspite being taller, more handsome and in the same frat.
>>29889666
Noice satan trips.
Had a manlet science teacher in highschool. Total beta, skinny and unassertive.
His wife had a serious nerd fetish or something, she was a 9 at very least and it blew my goddamn mind.
Hey /r9k/ could a lack of sun, lack of a real sleep schedule and no real social interactions diminish mental facilities?
I've been feeling dumb lately.
Nah. I go to bed at dawn, sleep for six or so hours, and am a complete shut-in, smartest person I know. Dunno what your problem is, OP.
>>29889753
I also eat pretty sparingly and don't exercise so maybe that has something to do with it.
Though six hours is a deep slumber to me.
>>29889660
Heat and sunlight make me dumb. I only function after 6pm or so.
As long as you read and engage in some hobbies you should be fine.
Why not just fuck boys?
Why not just fuck goats?
>>29889615
If I could, I would. But I'm ugly as sin.
>>29889615
WHY DONT THEY JUST FUCK ME
Bros I just got done FUCKING my brown girlfriend
holy shit...10/10 amazing god tier sex, she made me tap out multiple times lol.
How much of a low test beta cuck would you have to be do settle for a white girl in 2016?
>>29889558
>tfw you come and she rides more anyways and you feel like you black out for a moment
Oh fffuck. She's perfectly chubby.
>>29889576
>things stormweenies will never understand
do you consider this gentleman to be a robot
>>29889549
>black
nope
>>29889549
i never noticed he had green eyes
Mike Ross is an alpha.
>one chance at life
>born a mentally ill schizophrenic
>spend my days circlejerking on /pol/ and shitting up the other boards with race baiting and antisemitism
Are you proud of yourself, OP?
>>29889654
Varies from day to day.
>>29889542
you will be ok. I believe in you
Protip: The hairdresser can literally smell your secrets.
they never talk to me. they always talk to their coworkers
good thing i go to a barber
he don't know shit
>she can smell my virgin walk
JUST
>Be decent 6.5-7/10
>A tiny bit of a sperg but can keep it under control when talking to people or in public
>Talk to girls on OkCupid and Tinder
>They always seem interested
>Never meet them
>mfw
What am I doing wrong? We're talking and they seem nice and interested and I ask if they wanna get lunch or something later in the week or on the weekend and they say "Sounds good!" And then when I ask what day works for them they never respond.
are you really above average? I find that hard to believe
>>29889713
I always thought a 7 was average, like a C. So I consider myself just at or just a hair below average.
>>29889475
>7
>average
Also, OKCupid is incredibly skewed in women's favour, they get a ridiculous amount of messages and get to choose from quite a few 8/10s unless they themselves are like a 4/10.
Am I a cuck if I raise my nephew after his (single) mother died?
It is cucking but the most honorable kind
>>29889413
No that makes you a real man faggot
>>29889413
You are noble for that anon. That is your family not some strangers child that you have to raise because your such a beta that you had to settle for its mom
I fucking hate fat people. It seems all fat people become normies when they lose the weight.
Fat people are not robots, period.
If you're fat then I want you to leave.
>>29889338
Same I hate fatlets, every single one I've met is an asshole, and don't even get me started on the women.
>>29889338
>Fat people are not robots, period.
Define robot then, angry skelly. Because I say robots come in all shapes and sizes!
>>29889338
same here. but i hate them because they're disgusting and lazy.
>mfw a fat guy sits next to you and all you here is wheezing
