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How much BBC did this orphaned white girl?
I went into foster care when I was 13 and eventually aged out. I was in about 12 homes between the ages of 13-16. It's not easy to place a teenage girl. I'm white and 10 out of my 12 families were black.
My state (I'm not sure if this is something that is done everywhere) had an annual "Foster Child of the Year" award. You get nominated by social workers and foster parents. When I was 16, I was nominated and won. Got to go to a big banquet, met Stedman Graham, was given $1000.
Anyways, after I won that, I was placed with a very nice family who I stayed with until I was 18. Always thought they would adopt me, but they never did. I'm 28 now and I don't talk to any of them anymore.
Now, I own my own business. I'm getting married in 2 weeks. I made my own family out of friends who I celebrate holidays with. Sometimes I feel left out when people are talking about their childhood and the things they did growing up. I've had rough patches, I get lonely. It'd be easy to get bitter. But I know how much life can truly suck, and I'm grateful for everyday it doesn't.
What? Are you ok? I don't get it
>>29892735
looks like the first line was written by OP and the rest was some random roastie slut from some degenerate subreddit
>>29891723
Like my picture so i can win!!!
Everyday wake up and do whatever it takes to get everything your heart desires
Forget about the past, just let it go. There is no afterlife, this is it.
There is no good and evil
The bible was a lie, embrace the truth
>>29891665
Damn, I'm not religious, but that was way too edgy. Did your parents force you to go to church or something?
>>29892148
It's not edgy at all most of the people already follow the things I wrote
>>29891665
>upside down cross
You know that's a christian symbol, right?
tfw your're the only one of your friends who hasn't had sex
>>29891642
>Tfw only of my friends who's HAD sex
>Afraid of telling them
>>29891658
Underage b& as anybody I've ever seen
Well, at least you have friends. That counts for something. Doesn't it?
Hey there, wagecuck. Just think, tomorrow is already day 2 of 5!
unless you're getting 4k neetbux you have nothing to be smug about you poor 'autistic' nigger
Joke's on you, I got laid off three weeks ago and I've been doing jack shit since then.
>>29891677
Shouldn't you be sleeping?
You have a hard day ahead of you tomorrow.
>that feel when codependent girlfriend
>gf with robot life
just fuck my shit up. at least im happy then, right?
That must be seriously awesome.
>codependent
The robot life must be pretty good when you have a gf/bf. """codependent"""... some people are just judgmental little bitches.
>>29891674
yeah its not bad. ive got unconditional love but shes fucking dense and boring. but i love her. I just wish i could have gotten more experience with gfs and junk.
>>29891737
I don't think I would mind boring. We'd entertain each others.
Dense is unfortunate. Someone just being wrong about things or ignorant is OK, but I hate when they refuse to use their brain. :/
Is anyone else here absolutely terrified of talking to men older than they are?
>>29891567
why does this scare you so much?
>>29891567
no, older people actually are more comforting to talk to because their opinion doesn't matter, and they generally aren't as mean.
>>29891584
I don't know. I haven't talked to anyone in a while so i decided to go on normegle to try re learning to talk to people.
Almost every time someone says male I skip. I always thought it was because I was a fuckboy so i tried to force myself to talk to a male, but I became incredibly unnerved trying to even type out "hello". I exited out of my browser and cried for a few minutes.
I'm realizing that I'm like this in real life too. I stumble over everything I say and do weird gesticulations when people try to talk to me, most notably in front of adult males. What's wrong with me?
give this stupid whore the cum tribute she's begging for
>>29891480
I would rather blow my load to something attractive
do this jewish kike
jewish kike's feet as well
>To you she's a Goddess, to her you're a runt
>Thrice daily, Chad gamahuches her cunt
just finished writing this little ditty, what do you think? have i got potential?
The tree has entered my hands,
The sap has ascended my arms,
The tree has grown in my breast -
Downward,
The branches grow out of me, like arms.
Tree you are,
Moss you are,
You are violets with wind above them.
A child - so high - you are,
And all this is folly to the world.
>She borrows your pencil and swears she'll return it
>Her pussy, Chad churns it
You ate her ass
Chad fucks her ass
So I just reinstalled tinder after like 8~ months of absence yesterday.
I've lost 70 lbs since then, been lifting, attaining facial gains.
I had 140 matches when I uninstalled the app, being fatter and dressing worse.
So far I have gotten a grand total of 0 matches, why is this? I can't comprehend this
go ask /soc/ dude why the fuck are you posting this here
like you've used it one day, maybe wait at least a week and see, retard
>>29891447
Maybe your newly gained self confidence makes you
reject girls you wouldn't have without it.
>>29891475
You're right - soc is probably better, and I may be retarded but this really bothers me man.
I've really worked on improving myself, and it's bothersome when results don't show
>caring about your virginity
>wanting to open the floodgates to a new form of desire
>not denying the will
Its like you want to be unhappy
>>29891372
>not embracing the universe
>not satisfying your individual reality by joining with another entity
>not furthering god's creation
>>29891430
>furthering god's creation
>>29891494
>thinking whitehead was talking about a theistic god
Any medfags here? somethings been bothering me the past few months and I'd like to know what the fuck happened for my own curiosity. I was reminded of this tonight after chatting with some friends.
>in school
>have two friends, let's call them A and B.
>me and A are walking around at lunch time and spot our other friend, B
>we both go up behind him and A pokes him semi-hard in the back with a pen to get his attention
>he immediately spins around and starts fucking screeching "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!" and screaming
>we both just think he's fucking around because A only poked him with a pen
>a few seconds later he starts fucking thrashing around, punching walls and screaming at the top of his lungs
>me and A go get a teacher and B eventually calms down after a few minutes
>he's taken to the nurses office
>later that day we go find him to see what the fuck happened
>he explains to us that when A poked him with the pen he legit thought he had been full on stabbed in the back
>he then says how a few seconds later his whole body just started to fill up with the worst burning pain ever and his nerves were going into shut down.
>we came to the conclusion that in a 1/100000000 chance A jabbed him in the exact spot in his spine or something that sent his whole body into over-drive and made it shut down
That's what we think anyway, I'd love to know what the fuck actually happened
Pic unrelated
>>29891324
You wanna know how I know your friends an attention whore?
>>29891324
your friend has autism
He's a hypochondriac, med school does that to some people when you're learning about illnesses all day
>Be me
> be 13
>really into emulators, the fact that it's technically illegal got my 4 incher harder than a metapod
>get Pokemon Soul Silver on my phone
>absolutely absorbed in that shit for days
>get kinda bored, decide to use cheats
>toucheverything.jpeg
>all my random encounters become arceus, pic related
>i turn of all the cheats
>oh god no
>arceus encounters will not stop
>haven't seen a different pokemon in days
>I have 10 boxes full of arceus
>finally I beat the game
>my arceus army can be put to rest
>delete my emulator
>never touch anything to do with pokemon again
>>29891261
>be 13
>get Pokemon Soul Silver on my phone
Kek underage
>>29891261
lol nice
>ask brother if I can play on his game from start for giggles and shits
>he says ok but as long as I don't save as his gamefile has all his current pkmn on
>restart my brother's fire red
>choose bulbasaur as starter
>play for a while
>realise it's an off colour
>ask my brother he doesn't know shit and doesn't give a fuck
>play for a while then get bored and switch off
>realise a month later it was shiny when reading a random article
>>29891304
They came out in early 2010 in the west, op is likely 19 now.
>i will never have a gf
>i will never get married
>i will never have children
>i will never experience any type of connection to another human being
>i will die alone
i have accepted my fate, have you?
>>29891256
classic robot9001 meme, screen capped to share on reddit you noob xD :333 get powned
>>29891256
>I will never have children
What gives you (or anyone) the right to have children?
>>29891256
Yes, I have too.
>>29891460
It's not about why or how, or the "right to" anymore. It's just about the feels now.
>be black
>work retard wage slavery job
>stuck up bitch who takes her job too seriously always complaining about me cutting corners
>I tell my boss that she called me a nigger
>I no longer have to work on the days she works
Feels good to be black
>>29891233
hi black man. never knew they was any real black people here.
>>29891233
Whoa.
That's a pretty awesome power desu...
Pretty sure that bitch would have made me lose my job eventually.
>>29891302
I decided if people are going to treat me like shit I'm going to give the good reason to hate me
My sis and I browse this board sometimes to laugh at you losers. Pretty funny stuff on here desu
Pic is us
>>29891088
Why are you both covering your mouths like that? And why should we care if you "laugh" at us?
Stupid scumbags. What a bunch of scumbags. I want to piss on both of you right now.
hehehehe I fuck ur mum lol
Lol haven't been on this board for 2 years come back and to see if it is really rip and this is the first post I see
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